MIA, June Cleaver and I end the night by riding the bull! Yes, by that time we were ready to take the plunge and ride that large mechanical piece of hide. After watching several people fall off and hearing everyone go “OHHH!!!”, we did our best to try not to fall off. So, here you [...]
Archive > March 2010
Kwik Kwote: Dude at the Country Bar. Does a fat baby’s fart stink?
I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle. DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.) DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…” DUDE 2: “Well of [...]
Taking my Aussie Cousin for the full COUNTRY experience.
It came to me at the last minute that my cousin from Australia, MIA, needs the FULL COUNTRY EXPERIENCE before she heads on to her next destination…May-hee-Co. Yes, Mexico. Now going country line dancing isn’t exactly my usual scene but I’ve been before…albeit about 15 years ago but I’m no newbie and actually, I’ve always [...]
Spending time with family makes for a slacker blogger.
I know I’ve been slacking on the blogs. Sorry, I’m crazy busy with family but will resume next week! Sometimes, instead of just writing about everything, I gots to enjoy life too! -Jane, Enjoying time with family.
Speaking of CRACK…
Queen Latifa in all her GLORY. Queenie is not going to be happy with me. Thank goodness she’s not technically inclined and doesn’t navigate to my blog. Crack runs in the family. -Jane, Niece to Cracked-up Queenie.
Someone has a slight case of the Trucker Crack.
I’m not sayin’ who, but with hipster jeans and low riders these days, girls be showin’ their asses just as much as da boyz. Showing some occasional crack still beats having your jeans up to your boobs. Snot me, iz someBUTTy else. -Jane, Occassional Victim of Low Rise Jeans. (Still doesn’t mean this is me.)
Family from LA, Austrailia, and Toronto visit us in Metropolis.
As I said, I have a ton of family visiting me. My cousin, M.I.A., is visiting from Australia. The last time I saw her was 20 years ago when I was 15 and she was 5. Here we are at Niagara Falls. It’s 1989 and yes, I had permed hair back then and stone washed [...]
Fresh flowers for the house. Spring is here!!!
My daffodils are in full blossom and I’m lovin’ it! I cut some so that I can enjoy them inside. Fresh flowers are da bomb! -Jane, Lover of Fresh Flowers.
Family Visits!
I have family visiting from all over right now. Apologies for the lack of posts. -Jane, Slacking Blogger
Jane: Seamstress. FAUX fur is FABULOUS.
As you know, Thelma is big on ice skating. She has another small, local competition coming up. Only this time, Louise has decided to join in on the fun. Since they’re doing this “competition”, I have to find them some ice skating dresses to wear. I bought this simple dress online. Then I purchased a [...]
