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How to cut a Pineapple…as painful as it is.
By Jane on August 30, 2010
Occasionally, we will get a craving for pineapples. I prefer FRESH over CANNED (Healthier, no preservatives, not imported from China, no High Fructose Corn Syrup) and this is the season for it. However, cutting a fresh pineapple is a bit of a PAIN. Not too bad, but for someone like me who doesn’t usually like [...]
Category: Food
Greed is the root of all evil.
By Jane on June 13, 2010
I have burnt my mouth and tongue taste testing food before it was ready. I can’t taste anything but that scratchy feeling in every bite. Now, the skin off the roof of my mouth is peeling as well. Greed really is the root of all evil. -Jane, Greedy Cook.
Category: Random Stuff
How to get that messy, wavy hair look. Get yo bed-head on!
By Jane on January 5, 2011
I’m Asian and my hair is naturally straight. However, I love that messy, wavy hair look that gives you that cute, bed-head look that you often see the Celebrities donning. Except, getting that messy look takes work! Here’s my version of how to get that look. WHAT YOU NEED What you’re going to need is [...]
Category: Do It Yourself, Faves
Thunderstorm prompts half cut yard.
By Jane on May 28, 2010
Just when you thought there was nothing left to say about mowing my yard. This spring has brought us tons of thunderstorms. The grass gets super tall, super fast. I was on my mower cutting my grass the other day, knowing that there was a chance of thundershowers. That’s why I was out there mowing [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Honey, I wanna be a desperate housewife!
By Jane on January 14, 2012
I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything. I’m a blogging LOSER these days and APOLOGIES! I can’t seem to find the time or energy to blog these days. (That being said, I’m so appreciative that our loyal Jane and Dick fans still visit our site daily and even read our old stories!) With [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on October 6, 2009
It seems that the FTC, the Federal Trade Commission, is targeting bloggers and celebrities in their newest revision of their “rules” for endorsements and product reviews. Apparently, celebrities such as myself, are going to have to start disclosing that they are getting paid to endorse a product or if they were sent a product for [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Finally, after two years…Christmas with the family.
By Jane on January 2, 2012
Alright, so I’m going out of order but here are some pictures of our Christmas last week. For me, the best part of Christmas is not about the presents but having family get together. I’m excited to have my family together since last year my parents, sister, and aunt all left me to go to [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Pretty Boy Swag…is pretty, pretty, stupid.
By Jane on July 26, 2010
Ok, so here’s another example of a MOST RIDICULOUS song. Seriously, really? Dis…right here…is…really really STUPID. GET OUT DA WAY…for a better song. -Jane, Non-Fan of Pretty Boy Swag.
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
SPRING: Thoroughly enjoying renewal, rebirth.
By Jane on April 16, 2010
The weather in Metropolos has be ABSOLUTELY GEORGEOUS!! Who needs California? Not right now anyway. Metropolos usually has a good 2-3 weeks of Spring and then it’s HOT, MUGGY SUMMER-LIKE WEATHER. I love SPRING for it’s rebirth of all the flowers, plants and trees. This is a special tulip that I bought in Holland while [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Dick has a soccer injury: ELEPHANTITIS concerns ensue.
By Jane on August 14, 2010
Dick was recently in Gotham City again and while working, he took some time off to play soccer with the guys. I always worry about Dick playing soccer because it is quite an aggressive sport, even if only the feet are involved. Dick is super competitive (He claims he could have been a Soccer Star. [...]
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Jane and Dick: Country-bar Halloweeners.
By Jane on November 4, 2011
I love going out for Halloween because I love to dress up but I also like to see everyone else dressed up too. And, instead of having a party, I like to go out where there are lots of people who are dressed up. Remember when Dick and I hit the club dressed as a [...]
Category: Random Stuff
“Mommy, why do we have to shop on eBay?”
By Jane on November 16, 2009
The other day, on our way somewhere (I can’t remember where. The pregnancy amnesia never seemed to go away.), Louise was hassling me for some ice skates now that she is taking lessons. Before, she hardly ever wanted to go ice skating but now that I’ve been taking the time to help her, she’s gained a [...]
Category: Kwik Kwotes
My my Tacky-Eye: Them boots are not made for walkin’!
By Jane on March 14, 2010
I was at Starbucks having “Coffee Talk” with June Cleaver when I spotted this lady wearing these boots. I’m not really sure what to think of these things. As a artist, I can appreciate the artistry that went into these. HOWEVER… I am not a fan of the ROLLING of the jeans. They’re too short! Having [...]
Category: Smashin' Fashion
Homeschooling at Starbucks. That’s right, Starbucks!
By Jane on September 17, 2009
Sometimes the kids need a change of environment when we homeschool so I decide to move the classroom to STARBUCKS. Yes, Starbucks….because when you homeschool, you can do that! We take our butts, our books, and our bikes out to the land of Java so that Mommy can also get her much needed caffeine. [...]
Category: Faves, Homeschooling, Starbucks, Thelma & Louise
Apology Memo Pad…for those who have a tough time sayin’…I’m sorry!
By Jane on April 15, 2010
I get a surprise package in the mail from my dear sister, open it and what do I find? An Apology Memo Pad. And some of the reasons are actually pretty good! Attached is a note from Sister Dearest. Dear Sister - Because sometimes I know how hard it is for you to say… I’m Sorry!! [...]
Category: Lucy Lu
By Jane on May 15, 2011
Man, do I love watermelon. Oh, and being lazy to spit out seeds, I prefer seedless. I’m so excited that watermelon season has started! I pretty much live off watermelon in the summer. That and corn on the cob! Looks like I tried to stash one under my dress no? (Which you may recognize. [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Dick finds out how relaxing and meditative coloring with crayons can be.
By Jane on February 26, 2010
So this Jane and her girls love to color. So, we invite Daddy to join us. Dick ends up really getting into it and loves it. Sometimes we forget those simple things from our childhood that are still enjoyable as adults. JANE’S COLORING I choose this princess picture from Louise’s coloring book. I start out [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on September 12, 2009
“I’m a gangsta, Ms. Katie.” -’Lil Wayne, Entertainer/Artist “So what does that mean when you call yourself a gangster?” -Katie Couric, TV News Anchor “I don take nuthin’ from no-body. I do what I wont. I’m a gangsta.” -’Lil Wayne, Entertainer/Artist I guess I’m a gangsta too. -Jane, Gangsta [...]
Category: Random Stuff
A foggy / sunny Monday Morning.
By Jane on January 18, 2010
I woke up this morning to a lovely fog AND sunshine. It’s a great start to a beautiful Monday. I can only say that though because I don’t have to do the 9-5 like other people. I used to HATE Mondays. THE BACKYARD You know how the first thing you do when you wake up [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Thru My Lens, Videos
Crotch rocket or Cruiser? This Jane prefers cruisers.
By Jane on April 26, 2010
I love motorcycles. I especially love Harley’s and Indians. As you an see, I’m more of a CRUISER type than the CROTCH ROCKETS like the NINJAS. Anyway, there was an cool-looking CHOPPER that was at the auction. Just thought I’d show you. It’s not for me but I like the way it looks. My legs are [...]
Category: Random Stuff
