Fifteen years ago, I meet Dick at an International Party at a nightclub. Yes, a nightclub. I broke at least one if not several of “The Rules” from that dating book written by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider by accepting to go on a date with him the very next day. Plus, I’m pretty sure [...]
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I just can’t seem to get away from Dog Sh**!
While my parents are gone for three weeks, we’re taking care of the dogs for them and it’s driving me NUTS! I grew up having dogs but now, I’m no longer a fan of being an OWNER. I’ve turned into one of those people who like “other people’s dogs” like how some people like “other [...]
Queenie Quotes: Words of wisdom from the Queen!
Quotes (and words of wisdom) from my Aunt, Queen Latifa (aka The Chin). Queenie is a no-nonsense, blunt and to the point woman…texted to me from my sister while they are in Vietnam. “If I’m paralyzed, take me around all day. At least 8 hours a day…less if it’s cold. Don’t leave me at home. [...]
How to get that messy, wavy hair look. Get yo bed-head on!
I’m Asian and my hair is naturally straight. However, I love that messy, wavy hair look that gives you that cute, bed-head look that you often see the Celebrities donning. Except, getting that messy look takes work! Here’s my version of how to get that look. WHAT YOU NEED What you’re going to need is [...]
Smells like poo. Sh**! Literally!
On our way home from picking up the Futon Mattresses, we’re in the car and I smell something weird. “I smell something.” Dick brushes it off as my sensitivity to smells from being pregnant. “I don’t smell anything. You’re nose is just sensitive right now.” We drive a little further. “Seriously, I smell something. Smells [...]
From SKIRT to DRESS: If you don’t like it, then you shoulda put a belt on it!
As we sort through the clothes to keep during our CLOSET CLEANSING, I come across a skirt that the girls say they DON’T WANT anymore. I always have to sort through the stuff they dub “DON’T WANT/FIT” because even when they say they don’t like something, I know better…you know, cause I’m Mom! Funny thing [...]
Wanna get your laundry folded faster? Recruit your kids and have LAUNDRY RACES!
Alas yet another week where there was a HUGE MOUNTAIN of laundry to be done. They look thrilled don’t they? Well, to make things interesting and hoping to get it done FAST, I started what we call… THE LAUNDRY RACES!!!
My little Meth Head.
Shortly after the one top tooth fell out, Louise yanked out the loose one that was next to it too! Girlfriend is INSANE! Every time I see that big gap in the front it reminds me of a METH HEAD or CRACK HEAD. Just sayin’! I think it’s thuper-cute. LOL! Cutest meth head I’ve ever [...]
Damn those word confirmations that verify if you’re human!
I just love how these days you have to type in word confirmations where you have to use Million-Dollar Man type vision to try to decipher MORPHED ILLEGIBLE WORDS so the system can identify that you are indeed HUMAN and not some computer who is generating a bunch of automatic posts or whatever it is [...]
Jane schools some boys in ping pong and gets a marriage proposal too.
The other night, my cousins and I decide to go to the local sports bar since it was Ladies Night. You may or may not know that I love to shoot pool. It’s one of my favorite pastimes. I started playing in high school, used to skip class in college to go play (A couple [...]
