It’s 4:30am and Dick and I had just gone to bed around 2:30am. Benz ends up waking up crying for milk, so you can only imagine how tired I am. But there’s no more milk so he needs a refill. So, I look over and see that Dick is not going to move, even though [...]
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Jane: Anal Corn on the Cob Eater.
You may remember me mentioning my two loves and must haves to survive in the summer…watermelon and corn on the cob. I LOVE LOVE LOVE corn on the cob and could easily eat like 4-5 (or possibly more) in a day! Now corn is one of those things I do NOT like to share with [...]
Buddha Boa Destroyed!
So my dear husband ingeniously decided to WASH my Beloved Buddha’s Boa. NOOOOOOO!!!!! WHY, OH WHY, WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING???!?!?!?!? And why would you even think that you could wash anything that has feathers? Innocently, he replied… “It was dirty!” Now it looks like wet dog / ratty fur! Buddha’s still happy but I’m [...]
Red Box is not for this Jane!
With my pregnancy amnesia and mush for brains, renting from RED BOX does not save THIS family any money. And, to be honest, I can’t really blame it on being pregnant. $1 per day sounds great until you’ve had it a few days and I like that I can return it to ANY Red Box. [...]
Pregnancy Craving for TCBY causes Jane to nearly open a can of WHOOP ASS on Dick.
I was out running errands with Dick the other day when I spot a TCBY. What joy! I’m ECSTATIC because the one by my house has closed down since the sprouting of newer, trendier frozen yogurt shops like Menchi’s. Menchi’s is okay but this Jane loves me some TCBY and prefers it. Guess that’s why [...]
