If you have seen Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, then you know this song. It’s got a fantastic beat and it’s HIGHlarious.
When I listen to music, most of the time I’m paying attention to the beats. So…
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
It contains adult material so if you are easily offended, do NOT listen to this song.
If you are at work, do NOT listen to this song.
If you are near someone who gets easily offended, do NOT listen to this song.
If your parents are nearby, do NOT listen to this song.
If you kids are there, do NOT listen to this song.
YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED!
When I know a solicitor is calling my number, I have this song ready on my iTunes to play. LMAO. I know, I’m such a child.
Dedicated to MY Dick…
Here are the lyrics if you’re interested.
MY DICK: BY MICKEY AVALON
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)
My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
[Repeat 2x]
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don’t even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
My dick good good lovin’
Your dick good for nothin’
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy
My dick don’t fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick may-day geek
My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick ’nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat
[Repeat 2x]
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
See, I told you the beats were good!!
-Jane, Music Lover
29/10/2009 at 7:07 pm Permalink
Funny song. First time I heard it was while listening to my 15 year olds ipod. When I asked her about it she told me a funny story about a “kid in her language arts class” (which I’m suspicious might have been her) wrote “PS we got dicks like Jesus” on her desk. The teacher walked by and saw it. The teacher then proceeded to read it out loud to the class. Instead of the teacher getting upset she said,”Hmmmm…..they must not be circumcised”. LMAO
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