I get so annoyed when Dick asks me to do stuff he can easily do himself. Like using me as a third party to relay messages. What am I your personal assistant???
This is the time of the month where I get all huffy puffy, fussy wussy, and bitchy-bitchy. Things like this normally wouldn’t bother me much but because I am now possessed by a demon, IT DOES!
I think a lot of my Jane Rants and Dick Bashing posts occur when my “special visitor” is here. Something takes over me like I have a split personality or something. I’m much more impatient, everything gets on my nerves, and I’m easily frustrated. My “chi” is totally off.
Even Thelma and Louise are like “Mommy, are you on your period?”. When I hear that from them I have to do a self check cause I’m probably getting my panties in a wad over nothing.
Now, this is NOT the same when Dick says it. When he asks, he’s liable to get a verbal lashing! Men should never make mention of the period when a woman is ON her period. It’s dangerous.
Men are so lucky. They don’t have to endure the pains of monthly demonhood, pregnancy, or childbirth. So, cut us women some slack ok???
Dick always knows to be more patient around me during this time. If not, the wrath of Jane will ensue.
You’re choice. Patience or wrath???
So beware! I may snap you in two like a twig if you look at me the wrong way!
-Jane, Possessed by the Monthly Demon
12/11/2009 at 8:46 AM Permalink
I heard this quote somewhere it has stuck with me “anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die is evil”….hahaha We have a reason to be bitchy, it’s called being a woman!