Actually, I just want some sexy (but tasteful) pictures of myself! LOL. Vain? Maybe. But I believe every woman wants to feel sexy and beautiful…married with kids or not. So what is sexy? Everyone has a different answer for this one but for me, to be sexy is to be CONFIDENT.
I believe ALL women are beautiful and you don’t have to fit some standard, be a supermodel, pencil thin, or Ms. America but you have to believe it. To be confident is to believe…and it shines through! You would be surprised how many beautiful women don’t really believe they are. The super-gorgeous Megan Fox from Transformers is one of them. Girlfriend is tattooed up is SIZZLING HOT but would you believe she’s INSECURE and thinks she’s UGLY? Don’t believe me? Click HERE.
Anyway, these pictures are part of a new project that I’ve been thinking about for almost a year now. It’s never come to fruition because well, I’ve never done anything about it. You know how you have these great ideas but don’t do crap with it? So, I’m taking the first step and I’m starting with who else? ME! The project is still under development so you’ll just have to wait and see. Hopefully, it won’t END with me.
It’s hard to have any decent pictures of me unless I ask Dick or the girls to take them. Then, I’m not satisfied with the way they turn out. The minimal pictures I do have are probably taken by myself. But these don’t exactly look like quality portraits since I have one arm extended where I’m holding the camera and half my face has been lopped off. So now you know why you can’t see but one arm and half my face in all my pics. Of course, Dick says that you only see half of my face because it’s too big and only half would fit. Such the comedian he is.
Dick and the girls have literally THOUSANDS of pictures of them. I often wonder if the kids will remember that I was there too! Since I’m a do-it-yourself girl, I take it upon myself to see if I can take some self portraits. These are taken using the camera installed on my iMac so the resolution is poor and the lighting is a problem. Due to the immense rain that we continue to get here in Metropolis, the fuse for the ceiling lights in all my bedrooms and office has short circuited. Now I’m waiting for Dick to fix it ’cause ain’t no way this Jane is going down in that damp, dark, creepy crawl space to fix anything! So, I had to put my bedroom lamp in the office for light. See? I’m resourceful.
Actually, I wouldn’t exactly call myself sexy. Lucy Lu and I came up with our own word combining wacky and sexy.
“SWEXY”
Oh yeah, I’m SWEXY! No, this does not mean I like wacky sex. Actually, we use this term to make fun of eachother. One who is swexy isn’t necessarily sexy…the opposite sometimes actually.
So ladies, pay attention, you are BEAUTIFUL! Say it!
“I am BEAUTIFUL and SEXY!”
They need a new catagory…Swexiest Mommy Blogger. I think I’d totally win that one.
-Jane, Swexy Blogging Mom
16/10/2009 at 6:07 pm Permalink
Dick is funny talking about your big head. It is not all that big…really. Haha. For once, someone other than myself is teased about a big head.
16/10/2009 at 6:09 pm Permalink
Btw, you do really look swexy in yo pics. I like the one that shows your back tattoo.
16/10/2009 at 6:59 pm Permalink
You’re gorgeous! Beautiful pictures!!
16/10/2009 at 7:35 pm Permalink
I have to admit, Dick is kinda right about my big head. That’s why my hair has to be full, to cover the big head. LOL.
Thanks for the nice compliments ladies. Ur only contributing to the big head.
16/10/2009 at 8:16 pm Permalink
you look gorgeous! i always thought your term of sexy was sweet and sexy but wacky and sexy is good too.