Thelma turns 10 and has a night out on the town.

My Thelma is TEN this year. Ten years old! I can’t believe it’s been ten years already. This year, instead of a party, Thelma, Louise and their best friend, Kristen Stewart, celebrated not only Thelma’s Birthday, but Kristen’s birthday as well cause it was not too long ago.

Kristen came over to spend the night and Thelma planned on spending the night out on the town…downtown Metropolis…decked out in their zaniest threads.

Benz gets to tag along too!

 CONVERSION VAN LIMO SERVICE

At Thelma’s request, we took a Conversion Van that we have. Dick and I are like their personal drivers while they partied in the back. The back has lights like a limo and blinds that you can pull down for privacy. It’s also got a TV and VCR but who the heck uses a VCR these days??

The girls love this van so much and they always want me to drive it. So, you may see me cruising around in this huge bus but I really hate it because it’s too big and I’m always nervous that I’m going to hit something or someone. I feel like a dang bus driver fo sho! Oh but the things I do for these girls.

Me and my birthday girl.

Downtown is all lit up and festive for the holidays.

Our main reason for heading downtown is because there is an outdoor ice skating rink that is set up for the holidays. It reminds me of when we went outdoor ice skating in California…except, we were ice skating in much colder temps and not in shorts like we were in Cali.

There’s a super long line to wait to get in. It seems everyone is here to ice skate!

So, we decide to eat dinner first at one of our favorite pizzeria’s downtown. Owned by a Persian lady and offering organic/natural ingredients, Dick and I have been going to this pizzeria since our days of first dating.

Even though it’s chilly, we sit outside because that way, the girls can skate, we can keep an eye on them, and still sit and hang with Benz.

Look how Benz is passing the time by getting his fingers stuck in this table.


The girls then go get in line, which I thought was the long line outside. But, once you pay and get your skates on, there is then an internal line to get on the ice because the rink is FULL to capacity. So you have to wait until someone gets off before you can get on.

I didn’t realize this and had dedicated a “shout out and birthday wish” to the girls through the DJ and had him play “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper but when he played it, the girls were still waiting in line! They heard the dedication though.

“Hey, did they just wish us a happy birthday?”

Finally, the girls get on the ice and skate around to the blasting music. The music was actually pretty good and played over a great sound system…which is MUEY IMPORTANTE. I’m a music snob so not only does the music have to be good, the speakers need to kick ass.

The girls skated around for a little while but grew tired of the extreme crowd and were ready to go home.


Except, there was a horse and carriage that was enticing them. It’s $40 for a 20-minute ride but we didn’t want to ride around for twenty minutes in the cold. I was ready to go home. So, we told the girls to negotiate with the driver to take us to our car for $10 and he so graciously agreed since it was their birthday.

I hadn’t noticed at first glance (and this pic doesn’t do it justice) but the black horse was really a BLACK BEAUTY!

The girls had never been on a horse carriage before and were super excited.

It was chilly but since we had been outside for a while already, we were cold and the breeze made it brisk.  We made sure to bundle Benz up.

It was really nice riding around downtown and having a “taxi” ride to our car by horse.

The girls had a great time but we were really cold by now so we were ready to head back home.

SNOOPY CAKE

When we got home, the girls were ready to have cake.

One of our homeschool friends from co-op had made us this great cake!

Thelma had requested a Snoopy Red Velvet cake and was so excited when she saw her custom cake. She loved it!

Look who had to improvise cause I didn’t have any candles.

Happy birthday ladies! May you have a fabulous 10th year in life. No longer in the single digits, I pray that your next decade is just as simple, fun and happy as your first decade.

BREAKFAST AT WAFFLE HOUSE

The next morning, we finished off the birthday celebration with breakfast at Waffle House.

There was an actual jukebox and the girls were like, “What’s this?”

You kids these days won’t remember the days of having a juke box for music requests but I remember the days of being so excited to be able to select what music will be played on one of these things. That was back in the 80s and I probably picked “The Final Countdown” by Europe (That was my favorite song back then.) or something by Def Leopard  like Pour Some Sugar on Me or Love Bites.


For some reason, I really like the small-town diner feel that Waffle House offers. Growing up I never ate there and always thought of it as a greasy, dirty, crap joint but actually, it’s simple, clean, fast, not really that greasy and pretty good tasting.

It was quite a breakfast…

Waffles, toast, hashbrowns, grits, scrambled eggs, sausage, juice, etc…

Pac-man waffle!

Although, I’m not really crazy about how they make their “cheesey hash browns”. Basically, it’s a slice of cheese melted on top.

Do you think we were hungry?

After we got home, Daddy let Thelma have her birthday present…a keyboard.

She’s been asking for a keyboard and this one can do all sorts of things I don’t know how to do plus it can teach you as you go. Now go on a make millions of dollars by being a famous singer so that Daddy and I can retire. LOL. Not really. I don’t know that I would wish that lifestyle upon my kids.

-Jane, Mommy to 10-year old Thelma.

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Thelma gets a small acting job…with speaking lines.

Thelma gets called in to do a job where she actually has speaking parts. She’s so super duper excited because she currently LOVES her drama class and she has been waiting for a job to come along. Remember her last job was when she was making cookies for a cookbook. That was only last year and I can’t believe how short her hair was!!!

We get there and it’s of no surprise that the house is huge and very beautiful. I believe the owners are the parents or parents-in-law of the owner of the production company.

I’m not even sure who the client is for the commercial.

We would not be able to take these kinds of jobs if we were not home schooling. But because we do homeschool, and Dick is out of town, I have to take my whole crew to the job.

There’s bagels for breakfast. Awesome, we skipped breakfast to make it on time.

 

The woman in the pink shirt is Thelma’s “mom” and for some reason, I didn’t get a picture of the “dad”.

I’m going around taking pics of the house because it’s quite nice.

 There’s a pool outside with a beautiful verandah.

The family room is where they are shooting.

This is the production assistant, who could not have been cooler. She and I were talking and it came up that we homeschool and that she, too, was home-schooled all the way through high school. She was saying to her crewmates, “See? There’s NORMAL people who homeschool!” (Referring to us. I’m not sure that we qualify as “normal” but okay. LOL).

Girlfriend is super cute and stylin’.

While Thelma was filming, Louise, Benz and I were in the formal living room, chilling’ and waiting.

I like the sofas and the rug but I would need more color on the wall. Regardless, still beautiful.

Seeing that I was toting a baby with me, the owner, who was sweet as could be, let me use her grandchildren’s pack-n-play.

And with Benz being in the 85th% for weight at 20lbs, I’m more than happy to put him in baby prison for a little bit so my arms can rest.

He’s enjoying it though…so far.

Louise brought along a coloring book to keep herself busy.

And here’s the director who is also working the camera.

Thelma’s part is where her and “mom” just get home from grocery shopping but the daughter runs in first and then says, “Mommy, wait til you see what Daddy got!”

Not much of a line but she pulled it off fabulously…and I’m not saying that just to because she’s my daughter.

“Mom” comes in carrying  bag of groceries and see’s a big flat screen TV.

She’s not happy about it at first, “What’s this?”


Then the dad goes into a spiel about how great the viewing experience is with a flat screen TV and how he got everything for a great deal through a credit card promotion. Yada yada yada…

Shortly after they were all set up and started filming, Benz decided he was sleepy so he started to cry a little. His crying could be heard in the background so the production assistant came in to let me know. However, I was already on it…I had whipped out my boob as fast as I could and shoved it into my baby’s mouth. And that was the end of that.

Since having to care for the baby now, there’s not alot of time for me to watch and take pictures of my girls in action. I’m busy being a milk machine.

He’s so sweet when he nurses. I love it.

And he’s out! Wow, I need a haircut. Getting Rapunzel long. Crystal Gayle long. The kind of long that no longer looks good, it looks like you’re too lazy to cut it. Which seems to be…well, which IS the case for me.

Look how sweet! OMG, I just adore this little guy.

The owner was so surprised that Benz was so easy, didn’t hardly make a peep, and was sleeping so soundly.

After the shoot had wrapped up, Thelma and Louise chatted with some of the crew and other actors. It was a short but fun shoot. Thelma was so over the moon after it was all done.

-Jane, Mommy to Acting Thelma.


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Cher comes over for a Persian breakfast at my house, in her jammies.

My friend, Cher, is always inviting me to come over to her house and I’ve turned her down so many times because she lives “so far away” (about 30 minutes) and because I am a lazy  friend who doesn’t want to leave her bubble. However, to make up for it, I instead have her come to my house.

That morning, I woke up fairly early (8:30am – that’s early for me, although lately, it’s been the norm). It was one of those days where I didn’t really want to get out of my jammies, so I texted Cher, who shares the same PJ-all-day-everyday-unless-you-have-somewhere-to-go sentiment. You may remember I did a photo shoot with her family in their PJs last year.

We had planned for her to come at 11:00, which initially, I thought we would have lunch. However, I must have been on crack because everyone is still asleep except Benz and me.

That’s Dick sleeping on Louise’s bed and under the covers.

Plus, most days, our family doesn’t even usually have breakfast until around 11-12. So, I told Cher to not eat breakfast and that we would have a Persian breakfast at my house.

As planned, Cher arrives and in her PJs.

Perfect. I’m so happy to be able to stay in mine.

How you like my piggy slippers? They keep me warm in the winter.

Look at my girls, messing with Benz again.

BREAKFAST

I heat up the pot for tea, using the beautiful teapot my mom got for me when she was in Vietnam.

I make the eggs…Persian omelet.

And voila!

Persian omelet, pita bread, sliced cucumber and tomatoes, feta cheese, walnuts, almonds, and fresh basil.

Everyone is awake and ready to eat.

 


LAST TIME CHER WAS AT MY HOUSE

The last time she was at my house, Benz was only about a month old.

Cher adores babies, which is why she has 5 kids (3 of which are adopted).

Now, 5-6 months later and look how he’s changed.


Breakfast was great and we had an awesome time just chillaxing.

I love my girl Cher cause she’s one of the most honest and down to earth people I know.

Thanks for driving out of your bubble to come to mine so we could hang!!

-Jane, Friend of Cher.

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Benz’s Bunz are the Best…a booty call I’m down for!

Because the baby age flies by, I wanted to try to capture some of Benz’s nooks, crannies, rolls so that we could somewhat “preserve” this age.

The softest part of his skin is his back and stomach. It’s so velvety soft.

One of my favorite parts of his body is his neck. You may even refer to him as “Fat Neck”. It’s that chubby spot right where the nape of his neck is and it’s so super soft and mushy.

 

Benz, unlike his Daddy’s thin ears, has Mommy’s ears. There’s a little meat on there which makes me love to play with his ears.

 

Oh, and look at those creases and rolls! I love every curve on his body.

And especially his cute little Bunz. Benz’s Bunz are the BEST!

 

 

Look at those Persian lashes! Wish I had some.

Since he’s a boy, I don’t have people asking me if I put mascara on him. People used to ask me that about Thelma and Louise when they were babies. Seriously…who in the right mind would put mascara on their baby!

It’s so cute when he sucks on his fingers.

 Daddy can’t get enough of his little mini-me.

Look at that yummy booty! This is a booty call I’m down for!

 

Didn’t I tell you we’re babynivorous? Yes, we take a bite every chance we get.

 

Dimples, dimples, and more dimples. Just lovely.

-Jane, Fan of Benz’s Bunz.

 

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Confuchsia says…

To her teenage daughter who was giving her attitude: “I can have a stinkin’ attitude…I’m grown!!!”

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Benz: Bathing Beauty.

I seriously munch, kiss, hug, squeeze, pinch, and suck on Benz’s yummy, velvety skin all day. Is that abuse? Well, I just can’t help myself. And I’m not the only one.

It’s bath time, which means I get to enjoy my baby’s nooks, crannies, rolls, and lovely lady baby lumps.

Benz loves bath time.

He’s so fat his little “button” is all covered up! LOL

Whenever I lay him down, he turns his head to the side so that he can drink the water.

No Benz! Dirty!

We buy Earth’s Best brand baby shampoo and body wash.

Although I love the smell of Johnson & Johnson’s “No More Tears”, they’ve come under a lot of heat lately for having CANCER-causing chemicals in them. Surprise, surprise. Click here for a great article on it.

I’ve got the space heater going cause I know I hate it when I get out of the shower in the winter and it’s all cold. Benz I’m sure feels the same way…even though he can’t voice his pain.

Look how yummy!!

LAUGHING BENZ

Here’s a short video clip of my Benz, laughing at my making ridiculous noises to make him laugh. I just adore his laugh!

FOUR MONTHS AGO

Can you believe that Chubster was a scrawny, skinny little thing about 4 months ago?

He still had a melly-belly though!

Funny, I remember when they were doing the ultrasound measurements that they were concerned because his belly was somewhat on the small side. Obviously no longer an issue.

Time just flies!

Soon, he won’t be a baby anymore…sniff, sniff…

-Jane, Mommy to Bathing Beauty.

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When eye poo attacks…

I hate eye poo. By eye-poo, I’m talking about that crusty shit that makes your eyes stick together. What is the formal word for it? I know it in Vietnamese but not in English. I’m sure my doctor friends can tell me.

Anyway, poor Benz got “an eye-full”  over the holidays. He had a cold and so was crazy-crusty-eyed…so bad that one day he woke up from a nap looking like this…

So pa-te-tic yo!!!

I wonder if he notices the difference?

The best way I know of to remove this kind of crap, besides picking at it…which hurts cause it’s glued to your skin…is to wash with warm water to loosen it up and wipe away.

 

I remember one day as a kid having this same problem and freaking out because I thought I was  blind cause I woke up and couldn’t open my eyes or see.

Poor Benzie…makes me feel so sorry for him yet makes me kinda chuckle too when I see him. It’s one of those chuckle-”awwwwes”.

-Jane, Mommy to Crusty-eyed Benz.

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Auntie and Niece…turban towel twins. Brusha, brusha, brusha!

Lucy and Louise, after both just showered.

Zay are turban towel tweenz!

From when they were little girls, Thelma and Louise would always see Lucy and I with towels wrapped around our heads after a shower.

But, when they were smaller, the towel would be too heavy for their little heads to hold. Their bobble heads would look like they’d nearly topple over…head first.

I’m just as confused as you are as to why Auntie and Niece are brushing their teeth in the hallway. Still, it looked like a Kodak moment to me so I took pics of Auntie and Niece brushing their teeth, cause I know ya’ll wanna see it.

Remember from the movie, Grease?

“Brusha, brusha, brusha…”

Such a classic. Here it is for you.

I always wondered how Jan was a Pink Lady. She’s so nerdy looking. Still, I loved her character though. I remember wanting to be a Pink Lady. I loved Rizzo and her bad attitude. I just love that movie in general!

One time…back in band camp (Lucy used to annoy me by saying this EVERY TIME after I would reminisce about something in the past…you know, from the movie American Pie)…For the record, I was never in band camp, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Anyway, one time (Back in band camp – See how annoying that is?), I was walking around uptown Gotham City with the girls and was stopped by a news anchor doing a segment on Grease vs. High School Musical. They wanted to ask me and the girls, on camera for their “news” segment, which movie we preferred. The girls were about 6-7 years old so they were like, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! (Of course, now, they hate it…and they love Grease.)

Me? Grease HANDS DOWN. I can’t even bring myself to watch High School Musical! I guess I’m showing my age. Whatevs, Grease is a total classic!  The songs, the actors, the script…John Travolta was such a hottie! This Zac Effron dude doesn’t even come close.

Anyway, I digress…Finally, they move it back in to the bathroom.

Time to swish.

Lucy tries to shut the door in my face.

Oh, so NOW you want privacy!

Too late!

My inner paparazzi won’t allow it.

Like Auntie, Like niece.

It’s a good thing Lucy is a good role towel model.

J.K. She is da bestest aunt and seester in da world!

-Jane, Sister to Lucy.

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Christmas tree finally up. Let’s hope it stays that way.

We get home and it’s time to lug the tree into the house. Neither Lucy nor I want to touch the tree cause you know it’s got all that gooey, sticky sap and we don’t want to get our outfits dirty. Yes, we were being girly-girls. Whatevs. Sometimes you have to.

Louise cuts the string and I tell Lucy, let’s just roll it onto the ground, go change, and THEN we’ll bring it in.

Now, to properly straighten and secure the tree into the base…this is the most difficult part about putting up a fresh tree.

Lucy started out holding it but then I took over while she tried to tighten the base.

This is her, under the tree using all her might to clamp down the tree so it stays where it is and doesn’t fall over, like one year.

“Is it straight”…was asked about 20 or so times.

For some reason, this year it took us FOREVER to get it right. We took turns trying to get it right cause our arms were so sore for trying to push down on the damn clamp.

See? Lucy not a happy camper!

Finally, it’s tight and secure!

Louise gets started on the decorations. She’s been sorting through the boxes while Lucy and I were struggling with the tree stand.

The lights always go on first. It seems every year, Lucy is responsible for this part. I don’t like putting the lights on for some reason. The key to the lights is that you have to wrap them around the individual branches and make sure to get some more in towards the inside center.

THE ORNAMENTS

My mom’s collection of ornaments have been amassed over the last 30+ years.

We always have the best time looking at them individually, bringing back all our memories.

“Oh look at this one? And remember this one? Remember how we broke this one.”

My girls are getting into it too.

After we were done, we decided to show Benz the tree.

After all, this will be his first Christmas and he’s never seen a Christmas tree before.

Of course, he manages to snag an ornament and try to eat it.

AT NIGHT

We always like to enjoy our nicely decorated and lit tree after its up.

 

Today we decided to play some Rummikub (great family game) with the girls in front of our glowing tree.


I love my mom’s decorations.

It’s simple but full of memories, which is why it brings us so much happiness when we see it.

Now that it’s up, let’s hope it stays up. We’ve had it fall once already. Damn base is wack.

-Jane, Christmas Tree Lover

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Lucy and I look for the perfect short and fat Christmas tree.

We usually do Christmas at my mom’s house so the Christmas tree goes over there.

Every year, it’s Lucy and I who go shopping for the tree.

Don’t let the picture fool you into thinking Lucy is taller than me…Lucy is sporting 3″ heeled boots. In actuality, she’s one inch SHORTER than me, even though her ENTIRE LIFE she claims we are the same height. I am 5’4″ and she’s 5’3″!! Despite measuring MULTIPLE times, girlfriend is still in denial! Yes, you know it seester!

Lucy is using me as a crutch so she doesn’t go tumbling down this gravel hill in her high boots.

(Like my outfit? I’ll have to do another blog to show you how I put it together. I won’t make any empty promises but I plan on doing one.)

Lucy and I are having a good chuckle about having to holding hands. We’re laughing and whenever Lucy and I get on a roll, it’s hard to stop laughing. What makes it worse is when we do laugh so hard, we make fun of eachother’s HORSE GUMS, making it all the more worse. (Is that proper English?)

Hmmmm…Let’s zoom in and see…

LORD look at those horse gums!!!

Note to self: Always take pictures from far away.

I pick the tree you see to the left. It looks small but we need a short one…and we like them fat.  Lucy wanted a taller one, thinking this one was too small but I reminded her that my mom’s house does not have a standard 8′ ceiling…it’s more like 7.5′. Funny, we didn’t realize that until after nearly 20 something years of living there.

Lucy and the girls go move the car around while the guys cut the end of the tree.

They load it up on the car.


And tie it down.

We open the sunroof to make sure we don’t lose the tree along the way.

Wouldn’t that be most unfortunate.

Phew! We made it home with no issues.

Now to get it in the house.

-Jane, Christmas Tree Shopper.

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