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-Louise
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(Tails=Penises, Get it???)
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“Sherlock and Watson” on the search for a Wasp Nest.
By Jane on November 19, 2009
In the last few days we’ve killed about 3 wasps in our house. Wasps, not bees. Their sting is much worse, or so I’ve heard, but I’m not wanting to find out first hand. I’m not scared of bees at all but for some reason, wasps, hornets or yellow jackets seem way angrier and scarier. [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
By Jane on February 9, 2011
My dear sister, Lucy, often gets a good laugh at my expense. Lucy hasn’t seen me and my expanding tummy since Thanksgiving. Already prior to being pregnant, Lucy would say I looked like a mushroom…large on top with a skinny stem. However, this last time, she has since changed her description of me. “You look [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Lucy and Martha want some Christmas pictures. CUTE & CHEESY is the theme.
By Jane on December 17, 2009
Friends and Roommates Lucy Lu and Martha Stewart request that I take some pictures of them so they can send out Christmas cards of their “family”. Their family consists of them and their dogs, both of which are the same breed, Brussels Griffon, only they quite differ in size. Lucy tells me that her and Martha [...]
Category: Faves, Lucy Lu, Random Stuff
Right song + Wrong timing = Embarrassing Moment.
By Jane on November 25, 2009
June Cleaver and I became good friends when Thelma was in public school for Kindergarten. One of the few good things that came out of that. June and I connected right away being that June is also an exceptional artist, she’s groovy, down-to-earth and unpretentious…she’s not your typical “Mommy” and isn’t phased by some of [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Jane has no qualms about child labor. Everyone helps clean the house!
By Jane on August 23, 2011
We had spent our first night at Mr. Bean’s house so the kids could play. The next day, it was time to get to work on our rental property. The first thing we always do when we stay at one of our properties is give it a good cleaning. I don’t like to stay where other [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on May 28, 2010
Hungry and lazy to make too much of a fuss over something to eat for lunch, I put together a quick Turkey wrap to eat. INGREDIENTS Basically, I just threw this together with stuff that happened to be in my fridge at the time. It includes, in order from bottom to top: A large whole [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess
Thelma and Louise enjoy the fall leaves…
By Jane on November 6, 2009
It’s FALL so it’s time to enjoy all the beautiful colors and leaves! After gettting the stitches out and having breakfast, we stop by Grandma’s and the girls couldn’t help themselves. They just had to play. They buried eachother… Chased after eachother… Collected leaves… What’s this??? The dog hears us and escapes to come out [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
By Jane on June 4, 2010
Besides being able to bike to one of the largest shopping strips around, we also have access to several neighborhoods that all connected and are great for biking. We take ALL the kids biking and luckily, I have enough bikes for us all. Everyone is riding their own bike except for Louise. She doesn’t feel [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane’s iPhone and Instagram pics. Yes, I caved and got an iPhone!
By Jane on July 29, 2011
I’ve caved in an replaced my SHITTY HTC Freestyle with an iPhone. Yes, I know I said I refused o be forced into getting a smartphone but I realized after all the many troubles that I had with the Freestyle, that I would need a smartphone…and really, the only one I think suits me is [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Need a project to do with the kids? How about collaborate on a painting together?
By Jane on January 9, 2011
Louise and I were at home together while Dick took Thelma to her training academy. So, Louise wanted to do something TOGETHER and thought it would be neat to work on a painting together. Normally, since the kids always want help with stuff, I would be like, “It’s more special if you do it by [...]
Category: Artsy Fartsy, Do It Yourself, Thelma & Louise
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How to use Velcro Rollers, by Jane
By Jane on October 9, 2009
You’ve seen them on celebrities and supermodels. You’re wondering, what do these round, velcro things do and how will it help me look better? If you’re some lucky gorgeous model who rolls out of bed looking fabulous, you are not going to benefit from this post. The rest of us who need assistance from a [...]
Category: Just Jane
Jane refuses to be FORCED to pay the Smartphone data package and opts for a NON-SMART phone.
By Jane on March 14, 2011
So, I’ve had my LG phone for about 2 years now and I HATE it! The touch screen sucks and I fat finger and call random people all the time. Dick has been bugging me to get a new phone…imagine that! A husband who has to beg his wife to buy something new! Well, I [...]
Category: Jane Rant
Louise gets called in to do a modeling shoot.
By Jane on June 21, 2010
Louise gets called in for a modeling job and the studio where we are shooting at is about two hours away and it’s through some really pretty countrysides. Yeah, we is out in da cun-tree! Yes, that was English. With a slight accent. THE STUDIO The studio is very impressive with tons of equipment, lenses, [...]
Category: Acting & Modeling
Japanese Lunch Boxes: Presentation is key. Food Art for your tummy.
By Jane on October 23, 2010
My mom sends me tons of forwards….some get read, some don’t. This one was a cute one, full of pictures of Japanese lunch boxes. The Japanese are all about PRESENTATION and it shows! But, who has the kind of time to put something like this together! They’re like pieces of art. Food Art! Sure, looks [...]
Category: Food
By Jane on September 27, 2010
The same day Louise gets home from hand modeling, Thelma and Louise declare SISTER DAY. Funny because, when Lucy and I were kids, we used to do the same thing! Sister Day would be a day where we would have gifts for each other and we MUST be nice to each other the entire day. [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
We walk to Chinatown for some late eats with my Uncle Diddy: Star Athlete.
By Jane on July 21, 2010
After Eminem, MIA and I closed down Andy’s Pool Hall, we walked back to my Aunt’s place to find UNCLE DIDDY was still awake. DIDDY: THE STAR ATHLETE Back in the day, Uncle Diddy was a STAR ATHLETE in his youth and exceptionally good-looking for a Vietnamese boy. Most are short and he’s almost 6-feet…quite [...]
Category: Food
By Jane on November 9, 2009
You may have noticed I have this mole above my lip. It’s been there since I was a child, only, it wasn’t always so prominent. It’s grown over the years. It used to be flat and now it’s poofy and has some dimension to it. Dick and Lucy Lu continuously make fun of me, telling [...]
Category: Random Stuff
New Tea Sets for my collection, brought straight from Vietnam!
By Jane on January 29, 2011
We love tea and my mom knows how much I love tea sets. I have a small collection of different tea sets and so my mom had brought me back my favorite tea set yet! Now I had heard of this tea set from the time that they were in Vietnam because my sister was [...]
Category: Random Stuff
I Hop, U Hop, We All Hop for IHOP!
By Jane on August 30, 2009
We only eat out occasionally when I’m lazy to cook or there’s a special occasion. Today was a lazy day so we decide to take a bike ride out the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES for breakfast. Now, I’m a mediocre, well almost novice bike rider. My limited riding in my childhood involved a used Pink Panther bike my mom Fanny Mae bought at a garage sale. My sister and I shared it and we took turns riding up and down my neighbor’s 200ft driveway. Back and forth and back and forth and back and forth. You get the picture. Fanny Mae didn’t allow us to ride on the neighborhood streets for fear that we would get hit by cars.
Category: Family
Yo yo yo! My Young Gangsta Rapper Girls.
By Jane on January 31, 2010
Introducing L’il Thelma and L’il Louise. Maybe we should shorten it… L’il Ma and L’il Lou? It’s Tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme That’s right on time It’s Tricky. Tricky. Tricky. Tricky! Well, on that note, you might as well enjoy the original version. Here’s a blast from the past, when rap [...]
Category: Faves, Music to My Ears, Thelma & Louise
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