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(Tails=Penises, Get it???)
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Your daily Benz: Planking baby.
By Jane on July 22, 2011
Planking is this new crazy trend where people will lay stiff like a board (plank) and take pictures of it in random places. It’s all the rage and the new “cool” thing to do on Facebook. Plank and post to FB. Planking baby Benz!! For my friend who loves to plank. “Mommy why do you [...]
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Stripe bass and pickerel for dinner!
By Jane on July 18, 2010
So we pan fried the striped bass, which tastes great with rice. The pickerel was steamed and topped off with a soy-ginger sauce and green onions. I understand now why the pickerel is so coveted. Talk about YUMMY! -Jane, Fish Lover.
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By Jane on February 26, 2010
Our girls decided to raid our closets for Jammies after taking a shower. Louise seems raided mine and Thelma in Dick’s. -Jane, Mother of Thelma & Louise.
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Damn those word confirmations that verify if you’re human!
By Jane on August 13, 2010
I just love how these days you have to type in word confirmations where you have to use Million-Dollar Man type vision to try to decipher MORPHED ILLEGIBLE WORDS so the system can identify that you are indeed HUMAN and not some computer who is generating a bunch of automatic posts or whatever it is [...]
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Blast to the Past: Speaking of Cousin MIA, we had quite a summer.
By Jane on February 16, 2011
Since I was thinking of MIA because she had sent my kids that great Mind Blowing Science Kit, I was going through my old posts of her and realized, we did quite a bit this summer! 1. We hung out with the fam and I took you to the Country Bar. 2. You left to travel [...]
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COOKING IDEAS BY JANE: Making Stuffed Cabbage Soup.
By Jane on March 18, 2010
I haven’t had or made stuffed cabbage soup in a long time so I decided to make it for the family the other day. You know how much this family loves soups. COOKING WITH JANE DISCLAIMER STUFFED CABBAGE SOUP Here’s what you’ll need: THE FILLING You’ll need to have brown rice (or white rice) cooked [...]
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Translations from Aussie to American English.
By Jane on April 15, 2010
Whilst (Aussies say this alot, which is where Lucy picked it up from when she lived in Melbourne and has permeated into this Jane’s vocabulary.) my cousin was here visiting us from Australia, it was difficult understanding her at times. Not because of her accent, which is supercool, but because they have their own vocabulary! [...]
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Biking with the family to Olive Garden for dinner.
By Jane on October 8, 2010
As you may or may not know, we have our own piece of Europe in my back yard, where if we wanted to, we can bike to almost all the places we need…big names including Super Target, Super Wal-mart, Starbucks, Ross, Old Navy, Hobby Lobby, Chick-fil-A, Cracker Barrel, Victoria’s Secret, Pier 1…well, there’s just too [...]
My lovelies clean up their mess of a room.
By Jane on February 19, 2012
Like the rest of the house, the girls room needed de-cluttering and cleaning. Are you sick of hearing those words yet? My girls are. Whenever I mention all the “cleaning” we have to do, you see their faces drop, shoulders slump down, and a sad “awwwwww” spews out of their mouths…in unison. Their room is [...]
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By Jane on April 13, 2010
I’m taking advantage of all the beautiful weather we’re having…where else but Starbucks. I’m checkin’ the environment…Alot of people come to Starbucks to people watch. This Jane is one of them. But, what’s that in the distance? Let me zoom in. Another head bobber like myself. Someone get this man another shot of espresso! Sleeping [...]
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Crepes, custom Converses, snakes and parrots, the beach, and our Vegan eats a hot dog.
By Jane on April 10, 2012
It’s the day after the marathon so we are going to enjoy ourselves around Santa Monica. We walk around the corner and find a place for breakfast…crepes. Except, I’m disappointed because they didn’t pour the crepes fresh, they already had them prepared and just placed them on the crepe cooker. I am all about french [...]
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RIP: Corey Haim, teenage heartthrob, dies of drug overdose.
By Jane on March 10, 2010
Corey Haim has just died of an apparent drug overdose today. He has been known to be battling a drug addiction for some time. Cops found 4 bottles of prescription drugs by his body. Click HERE to read the full story. Corey Haim was a HUGE teenage heartthrob and start back in the 80s. He’d [...]
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By Jane on May 27, 2010
Thelma brings in some smoothies to my office while I was here working. I thought she had made me something to drink and was bringing it to me. How thoughtful! But, before she handed me one, she said… “WAIT.” Then, she proceeds to show me the sign. Being the creative entreprenuer that she is, she [...]
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Hangnails: Amazing how such a tiny thing can cause SO MUCH PAIN.
By Jane on March 12, 2010
Hangnails are the absolute WORST. They are little pieces of torn skin around your cuticles and it’s usually because your skin is dry. Mine is dried to hell from painting and washing my hands constantly. Plus, it’s winter and my bony hands just get dry. One time, I held my own hand and I was [...]
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By Jane on October 5, 2009
Halloween is right around the corner and the girls have been hassling me to get them some costumes. So, we go take a look at one of those temporary Halloween shops.We go try on a few costumes but I tell them to choose carefully because they change their mind as the wind blows. Scary Masks??? [...]
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