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Jane: Possible Pimp-tress of Rides???
By Jane on February 10, 2010
WHAT IS DICK DOING? Seems like I’m doing all the work while we’re in Gotham City? Well, yes, I’d like to think so but actually, I have to give Dick “some” credit. While I’m slaving away, scrubbing nastiness, Dick is running around trying to finalize the purchase and transport of a new car. We’ve bought [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Thelma and Louise, awesome baby helpers.
By Jane on July 11, 2011
Because they girls are now 8 and 9, they’re big enough now to do many things themselves and they are fantastic helpers with the baby. That’s some good planning on mine and Dick’s part…NOT. Even still, the girls are the best helpers a mommy could ask for. Remember when I told you lazy busy parents [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on December 8, 2009
I watched this on my favorite blogger site, Perez Hilton. It’s got an awesome beat to it and the way this due mashed up the voices is amazing! Truly entertaining!! The Year in Auto Tune -Jane, Lover of Good Music and Entertainment
Category: Music to My Ears
John Mayer’s song HEARTBREAK WARFARE
By Jane on April 14, 2010
I was trolling on my favorite blogger’s website, Perez Hilton and came across some great music, as I often do on Perez. This is John Mayer’s LIVE performance of Heartbreak Warefare and this Jane totally DIGS IT! I love the guitar on this song. John Mayer is a true talent and has a pretty, smooth [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
Family time at the park full of tangles, pedometers, and feet.
By Jane on June 11, 2010
We’re at the same park again. It’s the kids’ favorite. This time, we bring the whole family. Fanny Mae, Freddie Mac and Lucy Lu are all with us. Freddie Mac is enjoying to his iPod versus listening to Fanny Mae yammering on about how he talks too loudly when listening to his iPod and can’t [...]
Category: Random Stuff
For your Manic Monday. The Bangles!!!
By Jane on October 18, 2009
I was singing in the car the other day, showing off my vocal chords to my girls, singing “Just another Manic Monday” by the super-hot all girl band The Bangles. These girls were one of my favorite bands of the 80s. I then decide to look up the video on You Tube for the Thelma [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on June 23, 2010
No, I’m not saying I’m HAWT. I’m HOT! It’s freaking 90F+ with 1000% humidity. Ok, not really, but that’s what it feels like. Getting into my car is like walking into a sauna. Even my sunglasses fog up. Having leather seats is nice except in the summer, my ass gets sizzled like fried eggs. Yes, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Reasonable Ron’s AGAIN: This time, it’s just me and the girls.
By Jane on May 8, 2010
As I mentioned, the Lexus we just got needs two tires replaced. However, when we went to have them changed, we discovered that the LOCK KEY for the WHEELS is missing. So, I have to pick one up at Lexus first. This key is necessary because one of the lug nuts is a different size…used [...]
Category: Cars, Random Stuff
Introducing color #3: I stray from the brochure and go HOT.
By Jane on March 8, 2010
After painting first two colors (Hep Green and Reflecting Pool), I notice that the colors on my walls are turning out darker than the ones in the brochure. However, I’m still DETERMINED to pull this room together and make it FABULOUS for my girls. The girl’s room is low lit so that’s why the colors [...]
Category: Do It Yourself
How to use Velcro Rollers, by Jane
By Jane on October 9, 2009
You’ve seen them on celebrities and supermodels. You’re wondering, what do these round, velcro things do and how will it help me look better? If you’re some lucky gorgeous model who rolls out of bed looking fabulous, you are not going to benefit from this post. The rest of us who need assistance from a [...]
Category: Just Jane
Favorites
By Jane on August 14, 2010
Shortly after the one top tooth fell out, Louise yanked out the loose one that was next to it too! Girlfriend is INSANE! Every time I see that big gap in the front it reminds me of a METH HEAD or CRACK HEAD. Just sayin’! I think it’s thuper-cute. LOL! Cutest meth head I’ve ever [...]
Category: Faves, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on March 3, 2011
This girl is ferocious when it comes to loose teeth. As soon as one starts to wiggle just a bit, she’s in there twisting and turning it! Meanwhile I’m shrilling in disgust! I’m talking about Louise, previously known as my METH HEAD when she lost her two front teeth. Girlfriend will fidget with that thing [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
FO REALZ BALLS OF FURY. PING PONG THROW DOWN.
By Jane on April 13, 2010
The other night, I beat Dick in ping pong. Quite a victory for me considering, against Dick, I don’t win often. Yes, it irks me to admit it. HOWEVER, I can feel I’m getting better. So, during dinner, I challenged Dick to another game…so I could see if last night was just a lucky game, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on December 29, 2009
My good friend of ten years, Orlando Bloom, is in LA visiting his family for the holidays. I met Orlando when we both worked at Ford together. We were in the same New Employee Orientation group as my other friends seen at the Pimps and Ho’s party. But, the reason you don’t see him pictured here is because when [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Louise works “hard” for her money and gets called to do another modeling job.
By Jane on October 24, 2011
Louise gets called in to do another modeling job. The last job we did together as a family when we did the Bayliner Shoot but it’s been a year since Louise had a job by herself. Remember the Denktek flossers? I’m trying to figure out all the logistics because Dick is out of town, I [...]
Category: Acting & Modeling
Cousin Taylor Swift’s graduation…from Middle School???
By Jane on July 22, 2010
Since my cousin Taylor Swift’s graduation from Middle School (or Junior High, depending on where you live) is happening while we’re in town, we all go to support our dear cousin. MIA, Thelma and Louise. My uncle’s wife and daughter, Ke$ha. Taylor’s Mom and oldest son, Young Jeezy. Taylor’s Dad (my uncle, Diddy), Eminem, Rhianna, [...]
Category: Family
By Jane on February 13, 2011
No longer am I able to just get up. I now have to roll over first or have someone assist me by pushing or pulling me up. Sigh… -Jane, Roley Poley Preggar.
Category: Jane Rant, Random Stuff
Through the eyes of an innocent child.
By Jane on June 2, 2010
We take J Lo and the boys to the pier of one of our favorite parks. It’s sunset and gorgeous. I love the way these pics turned out. It’s nearly impossible to get ALL the kids to smile at the same time. Oh well, at least they have CHARACTER. Such inquisitive minds. I remember when [...]
Category: Thru My Lens
By Jane on October 5, 2009
Halloween is right around the corner and the girls have been hassling me to get them some costumes. So, we go take a look at one of those temporary Halloween shops.We go try on a few costumes but I tell them to choose carefully because they change their mind as the wind blows. Scary Masks??? [...]
Category: Random Stuff, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on December 19, 2010
At the rate I’m going, and especially after nursing, I’m sure I’ll be needing a contraption similar to this. Which then reminds me of a song that my dear loving sister, Lucy Lu, adapted just for me. Some of you may know the song, Do your EARS Hang Low, the kiddie song. Except, where the word EARS [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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