Just had some loud ass guy bang on my door a million times like he wants to bust the door down. And, I hear him on the cell saying “yeah, i’m bangin on the door now”. Now if that don’t make a person paranoid. Listen, I don’t answer the door if I am not expecting you! You could be some deranged serial killer for all I know.
Turns out that he wanted to see if I wanted my half-dead tree cut down. NO!! I can’t tell you how many people have stopped by to leave a card or solicit me to have it cut down.
I happen to LOVE that dead tree. Yeah, I’m weird like that.
Next time Ima break out the shotgun! Lol. Ya’ll don’t think I really own a shotgun do ya? Well, I might…so don’t come-a knockin’ like you wanna break down my door!
How Palin-like do I sound? She, for sure has a multitude of shotguns.
-Jane, Possible Shotgun Owner
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