I was taking my girls to karate when OUT OF NOWHERE, a bird flies right in front of my car!
Now, I’m one of those that swerve and NEARLY KILL MYSELF to avoid hitting an animal but this poor thing didn’t even give me a chance.
When I saw it dart out in front of my car, I thought that the little bird may have POSSIBLY flown really fast past me and it was just a close call because I didn’t hear like a THUMP or anything against my car.
However, on my way back from karate, I saw something from afar…
Sniff sniff. I’m sorry little thing. Sniff sniff.
Prayers and RIP my furry friend.
Later, I told the girls that I accidentally killed a bird earlier. Thelma’s response:
“What?!?!? You KILLED a bird???
I can’t be friends with you anymore!
Just kidding.”
-Jane, Bird Killer.
13/05/2010 at 12:11 AM Permalink
You are evil, sister. This is why I will not play you in words…that and I cannot think of a word. Oscar better get an effing b-day card from you!