“I know what fertilize means! It means to put trash in it.”
-Louise
(I think she’s referring to compost. LOL)
14 September 2009 By Jane 0 In Kwik Kwotes, Random Stuff
“I know what fertilize means! It means to put trash in it.”
-Louise
(I think she’s referring to compost. LOL)
3-D Ultrasound! Meet our little alien sea monkey.
By Jane on December 9, 2010
The last time I went through the pregnancy process, 3-D Ultrasounds were a novelty and not many doctor’s offices had them. It took me a while to get around to finding a doctor but I finally got an appointment and the girls wanted to tag along. I made them bring their school work in case [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Merry-go-rounds and Vending Machines get my kids every time.
By Jane on April 18, 2010
It never fails, whenever we are at Wal-Mart, the girls want to ride the Merry-Go-Round. This little thing that goes around and around and around… It seems to be never ending…and brings them so much joy. Not to mention, the vending machines are ALWAYS calling their name. Here’s a video below of all the excitement and fun.
Category: Thelma & Louise, Videos
Biking and Hill-Climbing Preggar.
By Jane on January 21, 2011
The other day, we were blessed with unseasonable warm weather for this time of the year so we decided to take our bikes out and enjoy it! Plus, we had to go get some groceries. The hill next to our house was still iced over in parts so we had to be super careful. Dick’s [...]
Category: Family
Words with Friends: Bitchy not a word?!?! I beg to differ.
By Jane on April 4, 2011
One of my past times is playing WORD WITH FRIENDS on my sister’s old and retired iPhone she gave me. I only use it for the apps, to connect to the web and for playing games such as WORD and SCRAMBLE. I have multiple games going and one is with my cousin, Eminem…AKA Asiangoose. I [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Prince of Persia Review. Jake Gyllenhaal can be my Prince anyday.
By Jane on June 18, 2010
Back to being on good terms, we take the kids to go see Prince of Persia. I wonder who picked this one? Actually, we all wanted to see it. I take out my camera to get some pics. Dick sees me and tells me to put it away. “They’re going to think you’re video taping. [...]
Category: Movie Reviews
Jane and Dick, victims to an exploding Benz.
By Jane on August 3, 2011
We like to let Benz lay around naked and be “free” without the confines of a papery diaper every now and then. FREE AND NAKED I usually only do this after Benz has done his business so that I can reduce my chances of having further “accidents”. His skin is so soft and yummy. See [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Happy Accident #3: We got a turd on the way.
By Jane on November 29, 2010
Yes, that’s my bloated belly. Yes, I over-indulged and thoroughly enjoyed all the yummies we had for Thanksgiving. Yes, I ate too much. However, this is only partially why I’ve got the added weight. We are excited (and initially very surprised) to find out that we have our “turd” happy accident on da way. What can [...]
Category: Random Stuff
FO REALZ BALLS OF FURY. PING PONG THROW DOWN.
By Jane on April 13, 2010
The other night, I beat Dick in ping pong. Quite a victory for me considering, against Dick, I don’t win often. Yes, it irks me to admit it. HOWEVER, I can feel I’m getting better. So, during dinner, I challenged Dick to another game…so I could see if last night was just a lucky game, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on February 22, 2011
Being a great parent is when you let kids be kids and let them bring out the kid in you. Even if it means you must don girly cupcakes & hearts underwear on your head. He is quite the Dad isn’t he? I don’t know too many men who would let their kids put underwear [...]
Category: Dick
How to use Velcro Rollers, by Jane
By Jane on October 9, 2009
You’ve seen them on celebrities and supermodels. You’re wondering, what do these round, velcro things do and how will it help me look better? If you’re some lucky gorgeous model who rolls out of bed looking fabulous, you are not going to benefit from this post. The rest of us who need assistance from a [...]
Category: Just Jane
By Jane on August 14, 2010
Shortly after the one top tooth fell out, Louise yanked out the loose one that was next to it too! Girlfriend is INSANE! Every time I see that big gap in the front it reminds me of a METH HEAD or CRACK HEAD. Just sayin’! I think it’s thuper-cute. LOL! Cutest meth head I’ve ever [...]
Category: Faves, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on November 16, 2009
My 1.5 acre property has a massive amount of trees. I love it because I feel so much closer to nature yet I don’t have to live in the boonies away from civilization. However, the amount of leaves that fall on the ground means more work for me. When we first moved into the house, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Stopping at Waffle House for Breakfast.
By Jane on November 24, 2010
We woke up early morning in order to hit the road to head to Gotham City. The girls brushed their teeth. We packed up the car and we was OUT! Along the way, we stopped for breakfast at none other than Waffle House. Don’t let our International looks fool you, we are totally Southerners at [...]
Category: Food, Random Stuff
By Jane on September 12, 2009
“I’m a gangsta, Ms. Katie.” -’Lil Wayne, Entertainer/Artist “So what does that mean when you call yourself a gangster?” -Katie Couric, TV News Anchor “I don take nuthin’ from no-body. I do what I wont. I’m a gangsta.” -’Lil Wayne, Entertainer/Artist I guess I’m a gangsta too. -Jane, Gangsta [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on December 26, 2010
It’s a very quiet and chill Christmas for us and we love it! Time to recuperate, regenerate and get ready for the NEW YEAR! We are so thankful for all that we have and all the blessings in our lives…most importantly FAMILY, HEALTH, and HAPPINESS. I’m glad to say there is nothing that I neither [...]
Category: Random Stuff







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