I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle.
DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?”
Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.)
DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?”
Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…”
DUDE 2: “Well of course it does, all farts stink. Do you fart?” (Directed at me.)
Me: “Yes, we all do.”
DUDE 2: “Well, of course you do. No one’s shit smells like flowers!”
Me: “Duh!”
I’m not really sure I get what the point is guys, but here’s a TIP:
You are NOT going to be able to pick up girls by asking them if they FART!
Yes, drunkenness spawns stupidity.
-Jane, Occassional Farter.
(We all do and your shit don’t smell like flowers either.)
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