June and I hit LADIES NIGHT at the local sports bar again and this time, we bring Eminem out with us so I can properly SCHOOL him in ping pong in public. Dick actually would love to join us but due to his injury, he’s not quite that mobile yet.
The table is open and I’m shocked.
Notice anything in the pic above? How about a closer look.
Yes, this GAL was watching us play and even sometimes being helpful with the cheap net that kept falling over.
I thought it odd but whatever, unless you’re bothering me (and she wasn’t) I don’t really pay you any mind.
SHE watched us for a bit and then left.
I didn’t think anything of it until I met this guy.
Dude wanted to play and so I finally played him after I kicked Em’s ass.
We played for a little bit and dude was good! Lost to yet another tennis player (and graduate student).
Of course, I blame my sucky playing on the CHEAP ASS RACKETS that have no padding and CLINK every time the ball hits the racket.
I decide later that I am fed up with losing at ping pong at the sports bar and if I want to win, I’m going to have to buy similar cheap-ass rackets at Walmart and practice with those instead cause they’re NEVER going to have nice rackets there and I’m not the kind to bring my own racket. Nothing worse than losing with your own goods to someone who has a shitty racket.
Anyway, I digress. COLLEGE GUY asks me if I played to chick in pink? He tells me that the GAL in pink is a HE/SHE and is FANTASTIC in ping pong.
DAYUM! I missed an opportunity to play against a PING-PONG PLAYING TRANNY looking FIERCE in her PINK DRESS??? Ima look for you next time honey!
POOL TIME
After we had our fill of ping pong, we play pool.
BOYS…
Against GIRLS…
June and I lose despite our best efforts to over come these guys and their distractions.
Of course, it is also Karoake night AGAIN.
Why do the continue to TORTURE me with KAROAKE on LADIES NIGHT!?!?!
Please, just play some good music…instead of this:
How am I supposed to play well with this in the background.
Totally distracting.
No wonder I keep losing at ping pong and pool!
As always, we always have so much fun meeting different people at our local sports bar…and it never ceases to disappoint.
-Jane, Non-fan of Karoake while playing pool/ping-pong.
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