22 February 2010 By Jane 1 In Food, Random Stuff
My new melons cantaloupes.
Yes, they’re store bought!
Ummm, honey, as the photographer, you’re supposed to pay attention to placement!
Yes, the left melon (my left, you’re right) needs a nipple relocation.
I guess that’s more true to life in my case.
Geez.
Luckily, my Dick likes “au naturel”.
-Jane and her Melons.
By Jane on October 10, 2011
Dick and I just happened to be at the Country Line Dancing Club for a short drink. While we were watching everyone dance, I caught sight of one white boy man who totally surprised the hell out of me with his awesome moves. I was surprised, I guess, cause I was judging him and based [...]
Category: Random Stuff
WARNING! Smoking causes impotence, y’all!
By Jane on November 5, 2009
I lived in Canada for about 9 months in one of the best cities in the world…TORONTO. Because it’s Canada and they have massive taxes for everything, cigarettes are no different. I was shocked when I was there about a year ago and a pack cost $10. When I lived there almost 10 years ago, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on September 7, 2011
My two naked men. Super duper yummulicous. I just love these guys so muchy. Sometimes it’s just easier to give the baby a bath at the same time you’re showering. My back always hurts after bending over to give Benz a bath in his plastic bath tub thing. We used to do this with the [...]
Category: Benz
Jane: Future Female Ping Pong Champion???
By Jane on October 27, 2009
Dick and I play ping pong alot thanks to a table we got for Christmas from Lucy Lu. We love it and play any chance we get! As you may know, I really want to add competitive ping pong champion to my resume. Usually, we play in the middle of the night, with my jammin’ music and [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Article: “Why Chinese Mothers are Superior”: Words from a militant mom who is full of crap.
By Jane on January 14, 2011
One of my dear friends sent me a link to an article about “Why Chinese Mothers are Superior”. Already from the title, I knew what this article was going to be about but I read it anyway to see what kind of crap was going to come spewing out of this woman. She starts out [...]
Category: Jane Rant, Random Stuff
Sushi date with our girls at a more “traditional” Japanese restaurant.
By Jane on January 17, 2012
With Benz being a baby and requiring a lot of attention, we decided the girls too need some alone time with their parents. Until Benz, it was just the four of us for the longest time so Dick and I took the girls out to dinner one Friday night and left Benz home with my [...]
Category: Random Stuff
For Those Who are Sick of the Rain…
By Jane on September 17, 2009
We’ve been getting quite a bit of rain so if you are just tired of these little wet drops pouncing against your window, click HERE for a magnificent rendition of “I can’t stand the rain” by Seal. “We Feel Your Pain” -Thelma and Louise
Category: Family, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on May 6, 2011
Wishing my beautiful, caring, loving, intelligent, courageous, giving, understanding, wonderful, lovely, supportive, and most fabulous MOM a Happy Mother’s Day…and to all the other MOMS out there!! And though I may not tell you daily how much I appreciate and love you, I am so absolutely thankful to have such a beautiful person to call [...]
Category: Random Stuff
An attempt to see Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner at the New Moon Premier
By Jane on November 18, 2009
I am one of those Mommy’s that has read Twilight. I’m in the middle of the third book, Eclipse, and have been for the last 5 months. Too busy to finish it. However, I am a total 34-year fan of the series of books that all the teenagers all over the world are going ga-ga [...]
Category: Family
Tired, fed up, I ditch all the work and head to Starbucks and the pool.
By Jane on June 16, 2010
So by now you know that in the last 48 hours I’ve endured a sick child, running around to take care of our car business…kids swimming practice…packing, loading, driving…painting, cleaning, scrubbing…and no sleep. The next morning, Dick takes his pretty little ass’s time waking up. He doesn’t get up until like 11:00. Mind you, I’ve [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Homemade Sushi: Jane’s Tunafish Rolls. Not the raw kind. The kids LOVE it!
By Jane on February 28, 2010
My kids love sushi. They’ll eat the raw pieces of fish too. But, we don’t do raw at home. Many years ago, one of my friends introduced me to Roasted Seasoned Seaweed. This stuff is DA BOMB! You can eat it plain or with rice…or with my homemade recipe for sushi at home. It’s easy, [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess
Every woman secretly wants some of these…
By Jane on December 7, 2009
WARNING!!! IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY SEXINESS, DO NOT CONTINUE FURTHER. WARNING!!! NOT APPROPRIATE TO OPEN AT WORK!!! My sister Lucy has been wanting to do a photo shoot and when she was in town for Thanksgiving, we decided to do it. Like most women (and some men even), occasionally one needs a boost to [...]
Category: Faves, Lucy Lu, Thru My Lens
Our first real swim meet…a very long one.
By Jane on July 1, 2011
It’s our first real swim meet of the season. The girls are excited because their best friends from Gotham City are here, you know…the ones where we had the meltdown in the parking lot? First are warm-ups. This is before all the chaos starts. Swim meets are usually pretty crowded. You have the swimmers and [...]
Category: Random Stuff
2010 World Cup: Soccer is in the air around Toronto.
By Jane on July 9, 2010
If you didn’t already know, Toronto is super multi-cultural and is a mega melting pot. Some say it’s like the NY of Canada. There’s Chinatown, Koreatown, Little Italy, Little Portugal, Greektown, etc. etc. etc. Almost everyone speaks at least two languages. Therefore, when you have something HUGE like the WORLD CUP, Toronto is well represented by [...]
Category: Random Stuff
VIDEO: Riding the Bull: She moves her body like a CYCLONE.
By Jane on March 30, 2010
MIA, June Cleaver and I end the night by riding the bull! Yes, by that time we were ready to take the plunge and ride that large mechanical piece of hide. After watching several people fall off and hearing everyone go “OHHH!!!”, we did our best to try not to fall off. So, here you [...]
Starbucks to change their logo and it’s UGLY. WTF?!?!?!
By Jane on January 6, 2011
So I was just browsing CNN.com and noticed that Starbucks was changing their logo. Check out the story HERE. So UGLY! I am not a fan. They need to keep the old logo. Seriously, did they use the same marketing company as the GAP? GAP got a huge backlash when they announced they were going [...]
Category: Starbucks
By Jane on September 19, 2010
My girls built another “house” in my parent’s living room the other day. This is not uncommon if not a weekly thing. I love that my parents don’t have a house where they’re afraid to let the girls touch anything. They get to unleash their creativity here alot. Today, it’s a “house” that they plan [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
Simple and super tasty Almond Crusted Chilean Sea Bass.
By Jane on February 11, 2011
I made some Chilean Sea Bass the other day for my dad’s birthday. All I did was sprinkle salt, pepper, and my special mushroom seasoning (optional) and cooked the bass in the oven at 350F for about 30-40 minutes (or until it’s cooked). Use olive oil to coat the pan. I then added a crushed [...]
Category: Food
Swine Flu: To Vaccinate or Not to Vaccinate?
By Jane on October 1, 2009
I just read that a new H1N1 flu vaccination is on its way to the public so am I in high anticipation like everyone else? I don’t know too many people who are excited to be getting a sharp needle in your arm, or leg, or anywhere else! Lucky for me that I don’t like [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 16, 2009
My 1.5 acre property has a massive amount of trees. I love it because I feel so much closer to nature yet I don’t have to live in the boonies away from civilization. However, the amount of leaves that fall on the ground means more work for me. When we first moved into the house, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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