Just got this from my favorite Gossip Gangsta, Perez.
Except, this kid totally OUT-GANGSTAs Perez.
He’s AWESOME and SO DANG CUTE!
I bet this kid has been pinched alot in his day.
BITE-ABLE, just BITE-ABLE!
-Gangsta Jane.
26 February 2010 By Jane 1 In Random Stuff
Just got this from my favorite Gossip Gangsta, Perez.
Except, this kid totally OUT-GANGSTAs Perez.
He’s AWESOME and SO DANG CUTE!
I bet this kid has been pinched alot in his day.
BITE-ABLE, just BITE-ABLE!
-Gangsta Jane.
Benz’s first bath, given by his sisters.
By Jane on May 27, 2011
The nurses at the hospital were just awesome. This one here is my favorite. She was so sweet and always making sure I was comfortable. She let the girls help give Benz his very first bath… The one where they wash on the amniotic fluid and placenta off. Look at Benz’s cone head! How funny. [...]
Category: Benz, Random Stuff
Happy Thanksgiving from Jane and Dick, Thelma and Louise. GOBBLE GOBBLE EVERYONE!!
By Jane on November 26, 2009
Dick, Thelma, Louise and I would like to wish all of you an extremely happy and wonderful Thanksgiving!! We are so super blessed and have much to be thankful for…HEALTH, FAMILY, LOVE, HAPPINESS and TOGETHERNESS. OUR MY DAY THIS FAR So, the day is just getting started. I spent the night at Fanny Mae’s last [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on June 1, 2010
The boys ADORE their Uncle DICK. Here they are hanging out with Dick as he is doing some exercises and working out. I catch a glimpse and stick around for the view to take pictures. Nice. Very nice. Besides being hot to look at, Dick is especially SWEXY because he’s so great with kids. All [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on February 22, 2010
My new melons cantaloupes. Yes, they’re store bought! Ummm, honey, as the photographer, you’re supposed to pay attention to placement! Yes, the left melon (my left, you’re right) needs a nipple relocation. I guess that’s more true to life in my case. Geez. Luckily, my Dick likes “au naturel”. -Jane and her Melons.
Category: Food, Random Stuff
Auntie and Niece…turban towel twins. Brusha, brusha, brusha!
By Jane on December 6, 2011
Lucy and Louise, after both just showered. Zay are turban towel tweenz! From when they were little girls, Thelma and Louise would always see Lucy and I with towels wrapped around our heads after a shower. But, when they were smaller, the towel would be too heavy for their little heads to hold. Their bobble [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Suburbialites take the family downtown for fun with fountain geysers.
By Jane on May 18, 2010
We had a scorching hot day the other day so we took the kids downtown to play in the water fountain. This is an interactive fountain that has POWERFUL geysers. So powerful that I’m told a kid sat on one of the geysers when it was at it’s most powerful and had his intestines all [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on May 10, 2010
It seems I’m really into pink these days. I do have to admit, I LOVE pink. Actually, these are more purplish-pinkish. -Jane, Lover of Pink
Category: Random Stuff
Getting our energy out at the Gymnastics place.
By Jane on September 23, 2010
We have access to a great Gymnastics place that opens up their gym to the public and allows kids to run around and play at their HUGE facility for only $5 an hour per child! Believe me, an hour is plenty. We’re not interested in adding yet another activity to our schedules but I love [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
Finding new tenants is an arduous task.
By Jane on December 5, 2009
So, we have one room left in one of our houses that are for rent in Gotham City. There are already two dudes in the house and I’ve been trying to rent the third for some time now. With people going into foreclosure left and right, they’re renting their houses out way below value and flooding [...]
Category: Ranting Jane
I have been DUPED!! So this is what crack is like.
By Jane on December 3, 2009
I recently ran out of my favorite mushroom seasoning that is an MSG substitute. Although MSG makes everything takes SUPER yummy, it’s been linked to cause cancer and is not good for you. I love this mushroom seasoning and put it in almost everything. I was so excited when I found this mushroom seasoning because [...]
Category: Ranting Jane
Enjoying the warm weather: A pier and simple park with a great lake view.
By Jane on February 23, 2010
Since the weather was around 60F and sunny, we took full advantage. Along with my parents Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac (not pictured because they’re walking laps around the track), we head with the kids and the dogs to a simple yet beautiful park and a most fabulous PIER. I love piers! THE PARK. We [...]
Category: Family
Texts from Vietnam: Already torturous getting everyone together.
By Jane on January 3, 2011
Texts that I have received from Lucy while she and the rest of my family are in Vietnam: Dec. 25, 2010 Already torturous getting everyone together. This cracks me up. This is like her second day in Vietnam. My aunt, Queen Latifa and my other aunt from Australia (w/husband) are there with Lucy. And, my [...]
Category: Lucy Lu
By Jane on April 10, 2012
We check out of the Hotel Carmel in Santa Monica but before we left, I asked the Concierge, “Where’s the closest busstop and which bus do we need to take to get to West Hollywood.” The gentleman didn’t know but asked the valet gentleman to assist me. He happened to be Latino so in his [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Bike trailer still holding up.
By Jane on September 30, 2010
We bought this bike trailer for the girls when they were like 2-3 years old. Here Dick is showing off that he can bike with NO HANDS, rubbing it in because I can’t. I am only proficient enough that I can now let go of one hand. But, even at ages 7 and 8, the [...]
Category: Dick, Thelma & Louise
Queenie Quote Update: Queenie responds to my blog about her.
By Jane on January 8, 2011
Upon reading the blog I just posted about her: “Why she do like that?” LOL. Yesterday. Queenie is like everyone’s GODMOTHER. People come to her for advice or many times, she just gives it. Quote yesterday, on people giving you shit: “Now you learn lesson for people give you shit.” And she don’t take SHIT from [...]
Category: Kwik Kwotes







02/03/2010 at 7:18 PM Permalink
Wow, you gotta be kidding me…..
THIS is the crap the music industry has for us nowadays? hehe…
That .. THING… is an abomination to nature, animals, all humans, music, and specially to the island of PR.
Good day and welcome to the internet.