Just got this from my favorite Gossip Gangsta, Perez.
Except, this kid totally OUT-GANGSTAs Perez.
He’s AWESOME and SO DANG CUTE!
I bet this kid has been pinched alot in his day.
BITE-ABLE, just BITE-ABLE!
-Gangsta Jane.
26 February 2010 By Jane 1 In Random Stuff
Just got this from my favorite Gossip Gangsta, Perez.
Except, this kid totally OUT-GANGSTAs Perez.
He’s AWESOME and SO DANG CUTE!
I bet this kid has been pinched alot in his day.
BITE-ABLE, just BITE-ABLE!
-Gangsta Jane.
I just can’t seem to get away from Dog Sh**!
By Jane on January 18, 2011
While my parents are gone for three weeks, we’re taking care of the dogs for them and it’s driving me NUTS! I grew up having dogs but now, I’m no longer a fan of being an OWNER. I’ve turned into one of those people who like “other people’s dogs” like how some people like “other [...]
By Jane on June 1, 2011
For those who have kids, you know how newborns have that tar-like poo in the beginning? Well, I got to know it all too well. Whilst taking a nap with my lovie Benz, his diaper apparently slid down and little man had decided to take a dump while napping. So, much to my surprise, when [...]
Category: Dick
By Jane on September 6, 2011
Sorry it’s been so long since I posted anything. I’ve resided myself to not stress about blogging and to live life rather than just write about it. I try to do both but writing (and editing pictures) about it take much more time. Anyway, love my fans and faithful blog readers… -Jane, XOXO.
Category: Random Stuff
Jane, amateur haircutter, strikes again.
By Jane on May 20, 2010
The boys are in need of a bit of a haircut. So, since I cut J LO’s hair the last time I was in LA, she wanted me to cut the boys hair. As I have said before, I’m definitely no professional and I’ve never been to beauty or hair school. I’ve cut women’s, girls’ [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Auntie Lucy finally gets to meet her nephew Benz.
By Jane on June 3, 2011
Auntie Lucy finally meets her nephew! I love how Benz is grabbing onto Auntie…Boobilicious! No Benz, that one doesn’t have what you’re looking for. A nice and comfy “pillow” to rest your head on, huh? Totally a boob-man! -Jane,Mommy to Boob-man Benz.
Category: Benz, Lucy Lu, Random Stuff
By Jane on December 8, 2009
I watched this on my favorite blogger site, Perez Hilton. It’s got an awesome beat to it and the way this due mashed up the voices is amazing! Truly entertaining!! The Year in Auto Tune -Jane, Lover of Good Music and Entertainment
Category: Music to My Ears
By Jane on June 4, 2010
Besides being able to bike to one of the largest shopping strips around, we also have access to several neighborhoods that all connected and are great for biking. We take ALL the kids biking and luckily, I have enough bikes for us all. Everyone is riding their own bike except for Louise. She doesn’t feel [...]
Category: Random Stuff
I see one of my ads at a rest area, of all places.
By Jane on August 14, 2010
On our four-hour drive home from Gotham City, it was almost midnight and time for a potty break. We stop at the next rest area. It’s one we’ve been to many times. We do our thang and then Thelma wants to look around. She goes ahead of me into the next room that has all [...]
Category: Acting & Modeling
A little snow is not going to keep us from going out. It’s our 14-year anniversary!
By Jane on February 1, 2010
Yes, it’s been 14 years since our very first date and we go out to celebrate. Being that we had this “snow storm”, no one is out and many places are closed. This is one of the few times where I’m still game to go out despite the cold. It’s too cold for me to [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
Merry-go-rounds and Vending Machines get my kids every time.
By Jane on April 18, 2010
It never fails, whenever we are at Wal-Mart, the girls want to ride the Merry-Go-Round. This little thing that goes around and around and around… It seems to be never ending…and brings them so much joy. Not to mention, the vending machines are ALWAYS calling their name. Here’s a video below of all the excitement and fun.
Category: Thelma & Louise, Videos
Honey, I wanna be a desperate housewife!
By Jane on January 14, 2012
I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything. I’m a blogging LOSER these days and APOLOGIES! I can’t seem to find the time or energy to blog these days. (That being said, I’m so appreciative that our loyal Jane and Dick fans still visit our site daily and even read our old stories!) With [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on October 16, 2009
Unless I take pictures of myself, I would never have any. Now you know why most pictures of me have one arm extended and half of my face is lopped off. Of course, Dick says it’s because my head is so big and only half of it would fit on the camera. Such the comedian [...]
Our Thanksgiving: Family, Fun, and Food.
By Jane on November 26, 2010
So as I mentioned in my Thanksgiving message yesterday, we started out our day by taking a walk around my parent’s neighborhood. It was such a beautiful day! WALKING COOKING After our walk, Lucy and I got to cooking, along with Louise’s help. While we three were busy cooking up a storm, I found [...]
Category: Family, Food, Random Stuff
Enjoying the warm weather: A pier and simple park with a great lake view.
By Jane on February 23, 2010
Since the weather was around 60F and sunny, we took full advantage. Along with my parents Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac (not pictured because they’re walking laps around the track), we head with the kids and the dogs to a simple yet beautiful park and a most fabulous PIER. I love piers! THE PARK. We [...]
Category: Family
Walking in the Winter Wonderland: Our Southeast Winter Storm.
By Jane on January 31, 2010
Our “winter storm” came. Only, it wasn’t really a storm. We get some snow but nothing like a foot or anything. I was hoping for at least 8 inches but alas, no. No matter, it’s BEAUTIFUL outside and we’re going for a walk. When you have snow and ice covering everything, it’s like a whole [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Fall flowers for your blah day…
By Jane on October 10, 2009
There’s still some flowers around even though it’s fall. Enjoy. A SHADE OF RED. Dahlia. Still alive with blossoms. A SHADE OF GREEN. Pink Chrysanthamums. These are perrenials, which for those who lack the green thumb, means they come back every year by themselves. In fact, they multiply like mad and have taken over my [...]
Category: Thru My Lens
Maybe I should get one of these…
By Jane on December 2, 2009
Saw this the other day. I always wonder why people get personalized tags. Must be an ego thing. Anyway, I can relate to this one. -Jane, Lover of Starbucks
Category: Starbucks
Jane and Dick, victims to an exploding Benz.
By Jane on August 3, 2011
We like to let Benz lay around naked and be “free” without the confines of a papery diaper every now and then. FREE AND NAKED I usually only do this after Benz has done his business so that I can reduce my chances of having further “accidents”. His skin is so soft and yummy. See [...]
Category: Random Stuff
What has happened to my babies????
By Jane on October 21, 2009
Thelma and Louise just recently went to one of those girly-girl birthday parties where you get all done up and glittered up. They had a blast!! I don’t remember ever having or been to one of these kinds of parties back in my day. I do remember going to the roller skating rink alot for [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jihad Jane? Definitely a case of mistaken identity here.
By Jane on March 10, 2010
Apparently this JANE was conspiring with terrorists and was hired to kill that controversial Swedish political cartoonist Lars Vilks. JIHAD JANE. I don’t know anything about him or her but reading “Jihad Jane” on CNN.com completely caught my eye. Click HERE for the full story. -Jane, Not Jihad Jane.
Category: Random Stuff







02/03/2010 at 7:18 PM Permalink
Wow, you gotta be kidding me…..
THIS is the crap the music industry has for us nowadays? hehe…
That .. THING… is an abomination to nature, animals, all humans, music, and specially to the island of PR.
Good day and welcome to the internet.