Fun with Jane & Dick

I’ve never been one to be mistaken for a celebrity until one day, this girl at a grocery store says to me:

“Hey, you look like…like…that girl on TV…what’s her name?…”

I’m clueless and just waiting for her to spit it out because no one has ever mistaken me for a celeb.

“Oh! You look like that girl TILA TEQUILA!!”

Seriously, really?

TILA TEQUILA FACTS

All I know or have ever heard about Tila Tequila is:

1) She had her own TV reality show where she’s BISEXUAL and tryin’ to find love…from either sex.

2) She’s has posed in PLAYBOY.

3) She was recently engaged to that Johnson & Johnson heiress who died.

Needless to say, we have NO PARRALLELS in our lives other than she’s Vietnamese and this girl thinks we look similar.

Well girlfriend is now in the news again for getting STONED while performing at some concert. And by STONED, I don’t mean she was Puff the Magic Dragon. Girlfriend had actual STONES thrown at her. People were pelting her from the audience at a Juggalos event.

WHAT IS JUGGALO?

I don’t know anything about Juggalos, but it sounds like some Big Boobied event, maybe the Porn Emmy’s or something. Instead, JUGGALO is apparently a term for fans of  ”Insane Clown Posse” or any other hip hop group ran by the label Psychopathic Records and this concert, named after that, is known for being one ROWDY event full of crazed painted faced fans. (Click HERE for info on Juggalo from Wikipedia.)

If you haven’t seen the video, here it is.

Click HERE to see pics of a bloodied Tila, cut from the rocks tossed at her.

I have a couple of questions:

1) You can sing/rap? I thought you were just a reality show star.

2) Why are your BOOBS exposed while you were singing on stage?

3) Why would you CONTINUE to sing when people are throwing rocks at you?

Apparently, Tila plans on suing the pants off these Jugaloo clowns in hopes of shutting down the event forever…and pocketing some PAIN & SUFFERING MONEY while she’s at it.

-Jane, Supposed Tila Twin.

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