Queen Latifa in all her GLORY.
Queenie is not going to be happy with me.
Thank goodness she’s not technically inclined and doesn’t navigate to my blog.
Crack runs in the family.
-Jane, Niece to Cracked-up Queenie.
25 March 2010 By Jane 1 In Random Stuff
Queen Latifa in all her GLORY.
Queenie is not going to be happy with me.
Thank goodness she’s not technically inclined and doesn’t navigate to my blog.
Crack runs in the family.
-Jane, Niece to Cracked-up Queenie.
RIP: Corey Haim, teenage heartthrob, dies of drug overdose.
By Jane on March 10, 2010
Corey Haim has just died of an apparent drug overdose today. He has been known to be battling a drug addiction for some time. Cops found 4 bottles of prescription drugs by his body. Click HERE to read the full story. Corey Haim was a HUGE teenage heartthrob and start back in the 80s. He’d [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on February 22, 2010
My new melons cantaloupes. Yes, they’re store bought! Ummm, honey, as the photographer, you’re supposed to pay attention to placement! Yes, the left melon (my left, you’re right) needs a nipple relocation. I guess that’s more true to life in my case. Geez. Luckily, my Dick likes “au naturel”. -Jane and her Melons.
Category: Food, Random Stuff
A Persian man who will cook? Yes, I’m lucky…but only sometimes…
By Jane on October 20, 2009
In our house, red wine goes really well with cooking. Sometimes Dick will cook for us (excitement!) …when he’s craving Persian kabob that is. Therefore, every once in a while, I get the pleasure of having my hunka-hunka burnin’ love (Thanks Sharon O.) cook for me. Unfortunately, when Dick cooks…I still end up being an [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess, Dick
Queenie Quotes: Words of wisdom from the Queen!
By Jane on January 8, 2011
Quotes (and words of wisdom) from my Aunt, Queen Latifa (aka The Chin). Queenie is a no-nonsense, blunt and to the point woman…texted to me from my sister while they are in Vietnam. “If I’m paralyzed, take me around all day. At least 8 hours a day…less if it’s cold. Don’t leave me at home. [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
By Jane on August 9, 2010
Yes, I sometimes take pics of ROADKILL. Remember the other skunk and possum? This one is not as graphic. Poor thing looked so cute. Didn’t smell as cute though. Please use Pepe as a reminder that life is not guaranteed and anything can happen in the split of a second. Now go out and live [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Thelma and Louise Hock Their Art
By Jane on September 19, 2009
Thelma and Louise are being entrepreneurs again and are looking for their next opportunity to get their cute little hands on some hard-earned CASH. They know I love art and since I’m their only customer, they’ve targeted their product around this. ART! These little munchkins are hustlers man! We’re at [...]
Category: Family, Thelma & Louise
Startbucks Pumpkin Muffin…a seasonal treat that needs to be permanent!
By Jane on October 6, 2010
My new favorite treat for myself is a PUMPKIN MUFFIN from Starbucks. It goes so great with my HOT CARAMEL MACCHIATO. Not too RICH or DRY like some of their other desserts, this pumpkin muffin (with cream cheese in the middle of the top) is the perfect blend of MOISTNESS and SWEETNESS. I was told [...]
Category: Starbucks
What kind of motorcycle is this?
By Jane on September 16, 2010
I passed this motorcycle on the road the other day and it definitely caught my eye. I’m not sure what kind this 3-wheeler is but it’s dang futuristic. Most bikes don’t have that back rest. Having that makes being a passenger seem not so bad. Looks like some kind of transformer. Do you convert into [...]
Category: Cars, Random Stuff
OMG!! Just found some of my childhood stuff: The Green Index Card Box.
By Jane on February 25, 2010
I was going thru my old room at my mom’s house. She’s your typical Vietnamese woman that keeps everything. Although I’m not usually a fan of hoarding, there are some things that bring back so many memories and give me a good laugh. So, I think this might be a series of posts as there [...]
Category: Smashin' Fashion
By Jane on October 3, 2009
OMG, do my eyes deceive me??? Kate Gosselin…is that you??!?!??! Where are your EIGHT kids??? While at my usual hangout, I was surprised when I thought I saw Kate Gosselin. The Kate Gosselin-Mom-Look-a-Like was a mom sporting the Kate Gosselin doo. The reality show, super-mom of two sets of multiples has reached new celebrity heights [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Happy Halloween!! You want Sponge Bob on our Pumpkin???
By Jane on October 31, 2009
Remember when we went to the Mayfield Corn Maze? Well, I picked up a good size pumpkin there and it’s been sitting there until well…now. Thelma, Louise and I finally decided that we would carve the pumpkin. A bit last minute but better than never. “Kiss my baby stomach!” I’ve carved a pumpkin maybe one [...]
By Jane on September 19, 2010
My girls built another “house” in my parent’s living room the other day. This is not uncommon if not a weekly thing. I love that my parents don’t have a house where they’re afraid to let the girls touch anything. They get to unleash their creativity here alot. Today, it’s a “house” that they plan [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
Like brother, like sister. Watermelon improperness…some things never change.
By Jane on September 8, 2011
Looks like someone STILL has not read my post on how to PROPERLY cut a watermelon. Some things never change. For sure, this is not the method. Seriously! Time for damage control. I had to take the knife away from my dear sister-in-law before butchered this watermelon any further. Improper watermelon cutting and eating run [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Steelhead Trout, Sweet Potato Fries, Oven-roasted Garlic, Salad and Brown Rice. Healthy & Yummy.
By Jane on October 30, 2009
If you’re looking for something healthy to eat, then look no more. Everything below is cooked in the oven (minus the salad) so it’s not FRIED. Here is my recipe and directions for making Steelhead Trout, sweet potato fries accompanied with a salad and brown rice. Remember, I do not include amounts as I do [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess, Faves
Too Young to Bank? Not at Suntrust.
By Jane on September 10, 2009
Thelma and Louise just each earned $9 each from their lemonade sale and given that they not immune to the shopping bug, Dick and I wanted them to learn some money and banking basics. We started by opening separate savings accounts for each of the girls. Using the profits from their lemonade sale, Thelma and [...]
Pregnancy Woes: Grumpy Preggar in da house.
By Jane on January 6, 2011
First semester was all about the fatigue, nausea and morning sickness. However, it seems the second semester, I’ve gotten over that and have moved on to being more moody. I think it’s the hormones but I feel like I’m PMSing BIG TIME. Whereas in the first semester where I was too tired to get wound [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Walking in the Winter Wonderland: Our Southeast Winter Storm.
By Jane on January 31, 2010
Our “winter storm” came. Only, it wasn’t really a storm. We get some snow but nothing like a foot or anything. I was hoping for at least 8 inches but alas, no. No matter, it’s BEAUTIFUL outside and we’re going for a walk. When you have snow and ice covering everything, it’s like a whole [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Tryin on clothes at Kohls, boobie cleavage, and blockage in customer service.
By Jane on June 7, 2010
Lucy Lu, my dear sister is in town to visit. Good thing because I was all depressed about J Lo, Will and Carlton leaving us. Of course, I’ll be sad again when Lucy leaves but whatever, can’t think about that now. So, we go to Kohl’s because I need to return some swimming goggles that I [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Homeschool Co-op Lunch: It’s a BBQ day!
By Jane on March 3, 2010
We’re having BBQ for lunch at our homeschool co-op today, provided by my fellow lunch lady, Laverne. Her husband smoked this pork for over 14 hours and it was extremely moist and tasty! We have rolls, pork, macaroni and cheese, beans and salad. SPAGHETTI MAC AND CHEESE Because we have a bunch of spaghetti pasta, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 22, 2009
When I’m trying not to pick my feet and they start to heal…they also start to itch like a mother! This is what causes one who has my disease, Dermatillomania, to pick their feet. It soothes the crazy itchiness from healing skin. Kinda the same way that scabs start to itch and peeling it… although [...]
Category: Jane Rant







25/03/2010 at 6:40 PM Permalink
Oh hell no!!! How did you get this shot up without her knowing?! LOL it’s pretty funny though.