Dick’s “member” has now ceased swelling and is looking more normal. Except, there is now a THIRD ball. Jes, a turd ball! (That was for my dear sis. She can appreciate the humor in it.) After doing a lot of research online, Dick thinks it could be a blood clot.
My entire family now knows why Dick is limping and what happened to him. My mom is already chiming in with her thoughts on it being a potential blood clot. Fanny Mae can be known to oversimplify and play down things at times while trying to be helpful.
“Oh, I’ve had those kinds of bloodclots before on my foot. When the blood gets trapped under the skin. I just take a needle and pierce the skin. It’s EASY!!”
I can just imagine Dick’s horror at the thought of having a needle PIERCE his GOODS.
His response to my mom’s comment (w/ a slight nervous laugh):
“Well…hehe…this is not FOOT.”
Yes, this is true. Definitely not FOOT. LMAO!
-Jane, Wife of Current 3-Baller.
19/08/2010 at 9:56 PM Permalink
Maybe he can give his extra ball to Oscar….cause you know, Baby O is just a one-baller…