It seems like we are seeing more and more of the wasps in our house. Remember when Thelma and Louise went hunting for their nest? (Click HERE). They were unsuccessful and therefore, we still don’t know where the wasps are coming from. But, every time the girls see one, they’re frantic and ready for me to kill it.
We just happened to see yet another one. I was quickly handed my pink swatter and was given orders by Thelma and Louise to execute the wasp.
In case you didn’t know, I am a MASTER INSECT SWATTER AND DESTROYER. Typically, it only takes one attempt for me to finish the job. So, I calculated my stroke and timing and came down with enough force to definitely do the job but was quite surprised to discover I had only PARTIALLY KILLED the wasp.
It seems that my swatting prowess resulted in a BEHEADING of the wasp and the bottom half was still moving around! The poor thing (see how sympathetic I am?) was still moving its body around, possibly still looking for its head??? I’m REALLY worried now that PETA will be on my ass for animal cruelty.
Look how he’s turned his body around to the other direction. I may be a cold, heartless insect killer but I’m not a torturer. I quickly put the wasp out of its misery.
-Jane, Master Insect Swatter & Destroyer
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