Fun with Jane & Dick

Day two and I start by attacking the forgotten hallway closets. We hardly ever open these closet doors, we just throw shit inside and shut the door so we can’t see it. Well, not exactly intentionally like that but it ended up definitely looking like it. Stuff just started accumulating and with no time (And, [...]

We often use my parents house as our local convenience store. Whenever we run out of toilet paper or paper towels and are lazy to run to the store, we just head over to Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac’s house. Today, we got eggs (from my parents’ chickens but recycling Eggland’s Best container), a roll of [...]

So we made it to the club and although there was a huge-ass line outside, we were not about to wait. So, we headed to the VIP line and they let us in! Yipppeeee! Look who we ran into, SLASH! Me thinks Prince Abu-bu is having a good time. So are my eskimos. And so [...]

Lucy and Louise, after both just showered. Zay are turban towel tweenz! From when they were little girls, Thelma and Louise would always see Lucy and I with towels wrapped around our heads after a shower. But, when they were smaller, the towel would be too heavy for their little heads to hold. Their bobble [...]

Does this give you any kind of inclination as to the state of my brains? I almost walked out the door like this. Only after a bit did I realize that something didn’t feel just quite right. Luckily I did make the necessary adjustments prior to venturing out in public.   -Jane, Preggar Brained.

Naturally, while Lucy was in town, we went to have us some coffee at the Starbucks. The kids had asked to see if they could come and, after having taken them the day before, I said, “No! No kids today!” Plus, its three times more expensive when I take them and I have to reserve [...]

During coffee with Lucy (and watching her super brilliant Oscar get his momma to give him a treat even if he didn’t have to obey her command…that was genius.) I had remembered that my mom told me they had taken an old run down mall and turned it into a public market but I couldn’t [...]