It’s Black Friday and I know some of you were up at the crack of dawn, even before that. Yeah, I was up at 3:30am but there ain’t NO WAY I was heading out in that freezing weather to stand in line for a $10 discount off some appliance. I may be a bargain shopper [...]
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By Jane on November 14, 2011
So while I was hanging with my girl having coffee, her “man friend” calls. “Man friend” was asking her what she was doing. Confuscia says…(matter-of-factly) “We hangin’ out here at the Starbucks lookin’ like a million bucks.” LOL. -Jane, Friend to Confuscia.
Category: Random Stuff
Your daily Benz: Grandma knits Benz a blankie.
By Jane on June 24, 2011
My mom has been knitting a blanket for Benz. It’s super nice so I wanted to take some pictures of him with it while he’s still tiny, even though she wasn’t quite done with it. Little man has no eyebrows. This concerns Dick but I’m like, he’s Persian! I don’t think hair is one of [...]
Category: Benz
F-bomb can land you in jail. F#$%, should I be worried???
By Jane on October 27, 2009
Looks like my tendencies to spurt out an f-bomb could land my ass in jail! There seems to be a man from Kansas City who will be facing 30 days in a county jail for going on an f-bomb rampage in a road-rage altercation with another man. I wonder if he told the judge to “F#$%” [...]
Category: Random Stuff
All I wanna say is, THEY DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT US.
By Jane on January 30, 2010
Michael, you are on my mind… What an amazing talent. The world has lost an incredible soul. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT US This is my current favorite Michael Jackson song. LOVE LOVE LOVE it. On that note… HELP HAITI !!! HELP HAITI !!! HELP HAITI !!! Please do what you can for Haiti and do [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
From Sunny LA to the freezing cold of the South!
By Jane on January 12, 2010
Yes, after being in Los Angeles for a month, we’re coming back home. We’ve just got off the plane and like I mentioned before, I’m ready to hop right back on and go back to LA. -IT’S FRIGGIN’ COLD!! Yes, LA is superficial and plastic but it’s also WARM and SUNNY! The days are around [...]
Category: Family, Random Stuff
Photo Shoot: The story of Mama Bear, Papa Bear and Ickle Me, Pickle Me, and Tickle Me too!
By Jane on December 22, 2011
I had a photo shoot the other day where this time, I was the photographer. One of my clients had contacted me to update their family photos because their family had expanded from having two boys (one biological and one adopted since he was weeks old) to just having adopted a daughter from Ethiopia. I [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Dick is in love…with an Antique 1968 Mercedes 250s.
By Jane on December 1, 2010
Dick spots the car of his dreams while we were driving around. It was a beautiful antique 1968 Mercedes 250S. This car is in MINT condition and has only 36,000 miles on it. Unbelieveable! Look at the old school knob to adjust the seat. I’m not sure what the leather looks like underneath the fuzzy blue [...]
Category: Cars
Not your every day Jeep. Gun included.
By Jane on September 6, 2010
While coming out of the grocery store, I see this in the parking lot. I wonder if they get tickets for not wearing a seat belt. And what’s this? Are you sure that little tie thing is going to be sufficient? Why not just put a sign on it that says TAKE ME. -Jane. Just [...]
Category: Cars
Dick: How to diffuse an angry woman.
By Jane on April 22, 2010
So, to pick up where we left off…I had written a note for Dick. However, I didn’t give it to him. I knew I wrote it out of PASSION and ANGER and didn’t want things to get worse. So, I crawled in bed after writing my RANT. After Dick and the kids came home, I [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Kwik Kwote: Dude at the Country Bar. Does a fat baby’s fart stink?
By Jane on March 30, 2010
I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle. DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.) DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…” DUDE 2: “Well of [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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By Jane on November 27, 2009
It’s Black Friday and I know some of you were up at the crack of dawn, even before that. Yeah, I was up at 3:30am but there ain’t NO WAY I was heading out in that freezing weather to stand in line for a $10 discount off some appliance. I may be a bargain shopper [...]
Category: Lucy Lu, Random Stuff
We walk to Chinatown for some late eats with my Uncle Diddy: Star Athlete.
By Jane on July 21, 2010
After Eminem, MIA and I closed down Andy’s Pool Hall, we walked back to my Aunt’s place to find UNCLE DIDDY was still awake. DIDDY: THE STAR ATHLETE Back in the day, Uncle Diddy was a STAR ATHLETE in his youth and exceptionally good-looking for a Vietnamese boy. Most are short and he’s almost 6-feet…quite [...]
Category: Food
Thelma and Louise: Bjork Doo and Bubbles
By Jane on November 28, 2009
Thelma and Louise are girly girls and love to play with their hair. They found these curlers and had me put them on. I love the Bjork look girls. Not sure why but Louise was keeping her eyes shut on purpose while I was taking pictures. DONNING THE BJORK
Category: Smashin' Fashion, Thelma & Louise
Jane loses humiliation bet but can definitely ROCK a mustache!
By Jane on August 24, 2010
With Lucy and my cousins being in town, we’re playing lots of cards. You remember the popular Vietnamese card game, Tien Len? TIME FOR HUMILIATION BET Normally, I don’t play for money but we had been playing for a little just to make it interesting. Well, it got boring one night while we were at [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Purple Preggar.
By Jane on April 15, 2011
The same day that I had my Trashy Preggar Shoot and the Glamour Preggar Shoot, I also put on this purple (non-maternity) dress that Lucy gave me…or is this a loaner too? Lucy always conveniently forgets that she gives me things because she no longer wants or wears them. Then, after seeing them on me, [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
How much house can one get for $1 million in Metropolis???
By Jane on October 7, 2010
No, we’re not house hunting and even if we were, $1 million is just a little out of our budget. Every year, there is a showcasing of some substantial new homes being built in the Metropolis area. As a kid, going to see the new, beautifully decorated houses was one of my favorite things to [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 27, 2009
This year, Lucy and I hosted Thanksgiving Dinner at my house this year. I have made Thanksgiving dinner one time by myself and that was long ago, before Dick and I even had kids. Usually, Freddy Mac is the one who makes our yummy Thanksgiving dinner but this year Lucy and I thought we would [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess
By Jane on September 12, 2009
“I’m a gangsta, Ms. Katie.” -’Lil Wayne, Entertainer/Artist “So what does that mean when you call yourself a gangster?” -Katie Couric, TV News Anchor “I don take nuthin’ from no-body. I do what I wont. I’m a gangsta.” -’Lil Wayne, Entertainer/Artist I guess I’m a gangsta too. -Jane, Gangsta [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Birthday party takes a disappointing turn as storm hits Gotham City.
By Jane on April 20, 2011
We get to Gotham City and surprise Thelma and Louise’s friends, who did not know that we were coming. They were quite ecstatic to all be reunited together. They had so much fun chasing each other around. THE BIRTHDAY GIRLS THE PARTY The birthday party was held at this huge SPORTSPLEX that had everything for [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on May 17, 2011
This just might be the thing to put me in labor! A Mini Cooper S (for Sport). Totally loaded and with a white hardtop and white racing stripe. The racing stripe is such a must on the Cooper! Remember how I told you I like the VW Bugs but I prefer a Mini. Well, after [...]
Category: Cars
