I always pictured car salesmen to be fast-talking, wheelin’ and dealin’ men. Never in my WILDEST dreams did I think that I would be among them because I’m not the kind of person that likes to sell anything. I suck at it and it does not come naturally for me like it does for DICK. I don’t like having to convince anyone to buy anything. So when I started doing business for myself, I learned that EVERYTHING is sales. Shit! The one thing I can’t stand to do! One constantly has to sell themselves, whether it be their idea, their product or themselves. Sales is a must-have skill that everyone needs to learn but I must have fallen asleep in class again. (I’m infamous for my amazing ability to fall asleep anywhere and within a few seconds.)

Like any other fear, I had to just face it. I’ve never sold a car before in my life but this car made is ULTRA easy. A Black BMW 540i. IMMACULATE! Whoever drove this car kept it super clean. I posted the car on Craigslist and someone called me that day. I met up with the man, showed him the car, took him for a test drive, and cha-ching, Sold! 

-Jane, Car Saleswoman