I’m at my Lucy Lu’s house that she shares with her roommate, Martha Stewart, in West Hollywood. Lucy and Martha have been working hard to add some Christmas Spirit into their house and it looks fabulous. They hung the stockings.
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In LA, you spend a third of your life in your car…
By Jane on December 14, 2009
It’s taking me some time to get into my groove here…so hard to find the time to blog. All my time is spent in the car, stuck in traffic, getting from place to place. It takes at least 45 minutes to get anywhere, even just driving 5 miles takes this long. Five miles in Metropolis [...]
Category: Random Stuff
We take the family to see Kung Fu Panda 2 and with Benz in a sling too!
By Jane on June 9, 2011
I had promised the girls we would take them to see Kung Fu Panda 2 when it came out, even though I knew it was close to my due date. Since Benz decided to come a little early, we thought we would brave it and take him along too! Ok, so this might put me [...]
Category: Family
F-bomb can land you in jail. F#$%, should I be worried???
By Jane on October 27, 2009
Looks like my tendencies to spurt out an f-bomb could land my ass in jail! There seems to be a man from Kansas City who will be facing 30 days in a county jail for going on an f-bomb rampage in a road-rage altercation with another man. I wonder if he told the judge to “F#$%” [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Annoyed by a Kiosk Vendor who oils, combs and straightens my hair.
By Jane on March 7, 2011
So, we’re doing our best to make it to the Orchid Show and not be distracted by all the shops and plethora of THINGS. (Yes, I said plethora…what of it?) Then, one of those Kiosk Vendors who has the hair products/wigs/hair appliances gives me a “free sample“…a moisturizer to make your hair shiny. I take [...]
Category: Jane Rant
Grocery shopping with a baby carrier.
By Jane on July 6, 2011
I had forgotten how going grocery shopping with a baby carrier leaves no room for actual groceries. You in there Benz??? I could use a baby carrier, as I’ve seen some women do, but the baby is asleep and I don’t want to wake him. I know I’m always talking about eating healthy but it [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 14, 2009
We’re on our way to a friend’s house and the girls are a little hungry. “I hope they have pizza there. I’m starving! (Thelma)
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Red Man chillin’ with the Ole Lady.
By Jane on August 12, 2010
Guess who I spotted out on his front porch again while I was in Gotham City: RED MAN, our local celebrity. Same RED chest, different shorts. But look! His wife is outside with him and not talking from the other side of that window! Where’s your beer RED MAN??? -Jane, Fan of Red Man.
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Jane runs out of gas, literally, not figuratively.
By Jane on January 25, 2011
So I’m on my way to do a family photo shoot and it’s about 30 minutes away from my house. I’m driving the Caddie and I hardly every drive it…I’m usually just the passenger. I’ve never owned a Caddie before (Yes, this is the same Caddie that we got locked out of.). It’s not really [...]
Category: Jane Rant
It takes how long to go how far?
By Jane on December 19, 2009
You see? I wasn’t lying. The GPS in the car says 27 minutes to go 6.5 miles. –Jane, Stuck in LA Traffic
Category: Jane Rant
Getting Out Tea Stains with Oxy Clean
By Jane on February 15, 2010
We’re Persian, so we drink a lot of Persian Black Tea. We like to drink it hot and iced. My container for the iced tea is stained pretty badly. But, it’s impossible to clean and is only getting worse. How do I scrub this out with a sponge? I’ve tried and it doesn’t work! OXY CLEAN [...]
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Jane: Possessed by the monthly demon.
By Jane on November 12, 2009
I get so annoyed when Dick asks me to do stuff he can easily do himself. Like using me as a third party to relay messages. What am I your personal assistant??? This is the time of the month where I get all huffy puffy, fussy wussy, and bitchy-bitchy. Things like this normally wouldn’t bother [...]
“Mommy, why do we have to shop on eBay?”
By Jane on November 16, 2009
The other day, on our way somewhere (I can’t remember where. The pregnancy amnesia never seemed to go away.), Louise was hassling me for some ice skates now that she is taking lessons. Before, she hardly ever wanted to go ice skating but now that I’ve been taking the time to help her, she’s gained a [...]
Category: Kwik Kwotes
By Jane on November 22, 2009
My pathed walk-way leading up to my front door has been unusable since the end of summer. Remember my Fall Chrystanthamums that were so beautiful and took over the sidewalk? Well, they are no longer beautiful but instead are dry, brown and have since passed away…expired. That’s a nice way of putting it huh? Ex-pi–urd! [...]
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“Heat Wave” prompts chillin’ at Starbucks. And yes, size does matter.
By Jane on February 21, 2010
It’s warm for the first time in forever, it seems. So, what do we do? Well we head to Starbucks of course!
Category: Starbucks
Abstract Orchids with Punches of Color.
By Jane on March 10, 2011
Are you sick of orchids yet? If not, here are more. I took some of the ones I already edited and added punches of color to make them more abstract. I’ve added some of the original RAW/unedited pictures to show you what they looked like before I put my Ahhh-tist touch to them. AN AHHH-TIST’S [...]
Category: Artsy Fartsy
Caught in the rain, in the convertible!
By Jane on September 23, 2010
Towards the end of summer, we were at the pool for one of our final times to enjoy it while it was still open. We were only there for about 30 minutes when the dark clouds start rolling in. Still savoring the moment, the girls and Dick were enjoying their peaches. Not sure why she [...]
Category: Cars
Bikini Preggar Jane gets her tan on with natural sun therapy. Doc says I’m low on Vitamin D.
By Jane on March 27, 2011
My doctor says I’m low on Vitamin D…like almost everyone in America these days. We’re in our houses, offices, cars and we don’t get out much. Especially during winter. The doctor had prescribed me some Vitamin D supplements but as you may have guessed, I would rather get it naturally than to take some kind [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
By Jane on March 16, 2011
Louise decided she wanted me to face paint for her birthday and so what does a Mom do but oblige. My dear friend, June, lends me her face painting kit…the same one we used for Halloween. And actually, I have some experience face painting from a few years ago where I used to do it [...]
Category: Artsy Fartsy
Baby Bellas and Basil Vegetarian Spaghetti Recipe.
By Jane on February 3, 2012
I haven’t been doing too many recipe blogs because they usually take me too long but this one was a special request and is real simple and easy. Since Dick has had his Koontitis issues, he’s gone Vegetarian…and actually VEGAN. So, I’m cooking more vegetarian dishes these days. The kids and I still eat meat, [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess
By Jane on September 30, 2009
You may or may not know that I am the one who takes care of the yard work in our family. Yes, I’m the “yard boy” or if you live out in California, I’m the “gardener”. Either way, I mow the grass, weedwack, edge, and leaf blow. It takes me about 2.5 hours to do my 1+ acre yard the way I like it. Yes, I’m anal about the yard. I like it to look neat and pristine, hence I do not let Dick cut the grass…not that he would volunteer to do it anyway.
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