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Bikini Preggar Jane gets her tan on with natural sun therapy. Doc says I’m low on Vitamin D.
By Jane on March 27, 2011
My doctor says I’m low on Vitamin D…like almost everyone in America these days. We’re in our houses, offices, cars and we don’t get out much. Especially during winter. The doctor had prescribed me some Vitamin D supplements but as you may have guessed, I would rather get it naturally than to take some kind [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
I’m Going to Finish My Peach First
By Jane on August 29, 2009
DICK is driving me around METROPOLIS for a photo project I’m doing with www.buyusafirst.org. John Gibson, CEO of United Intelligence Corporation, is an entrepreneur who has several business of his own and also works as a consultant for women entrepreneurs. John is also my husband’s, mother’s, cousin’s husband. I meet John for the first time in California a month ago and immediately I like him. He’s Super-intelligent, seems to take everything in stride and is always smiling. Doesn’t he look kinda like Bill Gates?
Category: Thru My Lens
Pics of Mommy & Benz…I DO exist!
By Jane on July 9, 2011
I guess if I’m going to have any pics with my baby, I’m going to have to take them myself. Except this one, this was taken by my lovely Thelma. Thank you honey! I kiss and love on my kids a million times a day. This little guy gets tons of smooches. Check out that [...]
Category: Random Stuff
From Sunny LA to the freezing cold of the South!
By Jane on January 12, 2010
Yes, after being in Los Angeles for a month, we’re coming back home. We’ve just got off the plane and like I mentioned before, I’m ready to hop right back on and go back to LA. -IT’S FRIGGIN’ COLD!! Yes, LA is superficial and plastic but it’s also WARM and SUNNY! The days are around [...]
Category: Family, Random Stuff
Norooz: Happy Persian New Year!!!
By Jane on March 21, 2011
It’s the first day of spring and we wish all of our Persian friends and family a very Happy New Year!! We had guests come from out of town and started getting ready over the weekend. The girls helped me SPRING CLEAN. Having guests over is my way of keeping my house clean. Dick and [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on April 6, 2010
With hardly any time to edit them all, I take WAY more pictures than I can handle. Here are more from EASTER taken on my BIG camera that I forgot I had. The others were taken with the Canon G11 Point & Shoot.
Category: Thelma & Louise, Thru My Lens
Jane: Post Partum Nester and Closet Organizer.
By Jane on June 18, 2011
Since I was just taking things in stride prior to the birth of Benz, I didn’t really get a chance to nest much. Therefore, after he came the clutter in Dick and my closets were annoying the crap out of me. Here’s a glimpse of Dick’s closet. Our house is an older house so we [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane and Dick: Country-bar Halloweeners.
By Jane on November 4, 2011
I love going out for Halloween because I love to dress up but I also like to see everyone else dressed up too. And, instead of having a party, I like to go out where there are lots of people who are dressed up. Remember when Dick and I hit the club dressed as a [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Simple, quick snack for the Lazy Parent: Bread, oil & vinegar.
By Jane on February 15, 2011
If you’re looking for an easy quick snack for the kids? How about some bread, oil and vinegar? Just toast up your favorite whole grain bread (baguette’s are great too!). On a separate plate, put Extra Virgin Olive Oil, your favorite Balsamic Vinegar, some salt and pepper and you’re good to go! I love this [...]
Category: Food
By Jane on January 20, 2010
I’ve decided that I don’t need an occasion to dress the way I like. I’m going to do whatever makes me happy and wear what makes me happy…like when I went grocery shopping in my PJs the other day. Today, I’m going Goth and biking out to Starbucks because the weather is amazing for January…it’s [...]
Category: Just Jane, Smashin' Fashion, Thelma & Louise
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Louise gets called in to do a modeling shoot.
By Jane on June 21, 2010
Louise gets called in for a modeling job and the studio where we are shooting at is about two hours away and it’s through some really pretty countrysides. Yeah, we is out in da cun-tree! Yes, that was English. With a slight accent. THE STUDIO The studio is very impressive with tons of equipment, lenses, [...]
Category: Acting & Modeling
By Jane on October 3, 2009
It seems this last year we’ve had lots of visitors and when they visit, we usually chill on my back porch, play ping pong or go biking or all of the above. So, my latest visitor was my Cousin and his son, Dumbledore, who I call my cousin too because it’s so hard to remember [...]
Category: Just Jane, Random Stuff
Jane and Dick get their Halloween on as Cop and Robber.
By Jane on November 4, 2011
Prior to the the kids having their Halloween fun, the adults had gotten their Halloween fun on too! You know I like to dress up so this year, Jane and Dick played Cops and Robbers. I told Dick to grow out his beard to make him look a little scruffier than usual so he let [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Thelma has her first real soccer match. It’s the FIRE.
By Jane on September 20, 2010
We just had our first soccer match of the season! Louise isn’t playing because she’s one year younger and by the time she decided she wanted to play, it was too late. Coach is just super nice and lets her practice with them. Although Thelma played when she was 5, since it was just a [...]
Category: Family, Thelma & Louise
Cutie Petutie Selena Gomez’s Video Naturally
By Jane on January 6, 2010
I was watching TV with Thelma. She was watching the Disney Channel and Selena Gomez’s video Naturally came on. I hate to admit it but Selena is such a cutie. Surprisingly, her song Naturally has a great beat and girlfriend can carry a tune! Enjoy her video! She’s just adorable! -Jane, Unabashed Lover of Teeny [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
By Jane on September 25, 2009
Some pics of the girls looking at ducks and trains at the park…
Category: Family, Thru My Lens
By Jane on April 20, 2010
This Jane does not do milk. I’m LACTOSE INTOLERANT not because my stomach acts up when I drink milk but because I just don’t TOLERATE it in the least. I don’t like it. The thought of me drinking a glass of milk makes me just want to HURL. It took all kinds of strength in [...]
Category: Random Stuff
OMG!! Just found some of my childhood stuff: The Green Index Card Box.
By Jane on February 25, 2010
I was going thru my old room at my mom’s house. She’s your typical Vietnamese woman that keeps everything. Although I’m not usually a fan of hoarding, there are some things that bring back so many memories and give me a good laugh. So, I think this might be a series of posts as there [...]
Category: Smashin' Fashion
We find a rodent in the shed. Opossum or Rat?
By Jane on November 8, 2010
DISCLAIMER: To start, down here, we call OPPOSSUMS just POSSUM and all future reference to this rodent will be referred to as such. I just didn’t want to confuse those who don’t know this from the onset with the title. So I was in the shed getting some trimmers for the hedges when I spotted what I thought [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Cousin Taylor Swift’s graduation…from Middle School???
By Jane on July 22, 2010
Since my cousin Taylor Swift’s graduation from Middle School (or Junior High, depending on where you live) is happening while we’re in town, we all go to support our dear cousin. MIA, Thelma and Louise. My uncle’s wife and daughter, Ke$ha. Taylor’s Mom and oldest son, Young Jeezy. Taylor’s Dad (my uncle, Diddy), Eminem, Rhianna, [...]
Category: Family
