DICK is driving me around METROPOLIS for a photo project I’m doing with www.buyusafirst.org. John Gibson, CEO of United Intelligence Corporation, is an entrepreneur who has several business of his own and also works as a consultant for women entrepreneurs. John is also my husband’s, mother’s, cousin’s husband. I meet John for the first time in California a month ago and immediately I like him. He’s Super-intelligent, seems to take everything in stride and is always smiling. Doesn’t he look kinda like Bill Gates?
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We’re off to Gotham City. Another tenant hit by hard times moves out.
By Jane on February 7, 2010
Everyone, I mean everyone, has been impacted by the economy. My tenants are no different. We just had another tenant move out and so, it’s time for the cleaning crew to come in. By cleaning crew, I mean…ME. We hit the road late so we don’t get into Gotham City until around midnight. The girls [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Louise and I pick our favorite Classic Cadillac.
By Jane on March 6, 2011
Louise and I are waiting for Thelma while she’s at the Training Academy. We drove the Caddie today, so to keep ourselves busy and kill some time, we decide to thumb through THE MANNUAL. I’m just a ball of FUN to hang with, aren’t I? Actually, there are pictures of some really beautiful Classic Caddies. [...]
Category: Cars
Mayweather/Marquez: From Jane’s Perspective
By Jane on September 20, 2009
We’re watching the much anticipated fight between Floyd Mayweather and Juan Manuel Marquez. I don’t know much about boxing but Dick enjoys it so I watch documentaries about boxers and a few fights PPV with Dick. I know he’s going to say “You’re so lucky for having me open your mind to so [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane: Future Female Ping Pong Champion???
By Jane on October 27, 2009
Dick and I play ping pong alot thanks to a table we got for Christmas from Lucy Lu. We love it and play any chance we get! As you may know, I really want to add competitive ping pong champion to my resume.
Category: Random Stuff
Are there Depends for pregnant women??? The Preggar-Pantiliner???
By Jane on December 15, 2010
Freakin-A. Someone needs to design some Depends or something for pregnant women. It needs to be called the Preggar Pantiliner. (I need to trademark that. Remember where you heard it first!) If you ever hear me sneeze one of my big karate-chop sneezes and then follow it with “Damn it!”, it’s because I’ve just peed [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on May 6, 2011
Wishing my beautiful, caring, loving, intelligent, courageous, giving, understanding, wonderful, lovely, supportive, and most fabulous MOM a Happy Mother’s Day…and to all the other MOMS out there!! And though I may not tell you daily how much I appreciate and love you, I am so absolutely thankful to have such a beautiful person to call [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on March 9, 2010
One of the walls of the girls room is completely blank and I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do to it. I thought maybe I would do four boxes of blue like from the brochure. Not FEELIN’ it. Plus, that would require lots of taping and I’m not up for it. [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 10, 2009
I saw this on one of my friend’s Facebook wall and found it QUITE amusing. A woman is standing in front of a mirror, nude, staring at herself and not liking what she’s seeing one bit. Turning this way and that, she says to her husband, “I feel fat, old, ugly and saggy, and I [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Me and my bump at the Home Depot.
By Jane on December 31, 2010
Yes, those are my non-maternity ripped skinny jeans. My legs still fit and since they’re low-rise, they rise right below my bump. Awesome possum. Oh, and you’ll be seeing this jacket on me alot. It’s the only winter coat that I have that fits my exploding upper body. Yes, it’s a Gap Maternity Jacket that [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy, Smashin' Fashion
It’s a small world. Random meetings result in a weird connection.
By Jane on February 2, 2010
Do you remember when I said that I met this lady at the park and she had locked herself out of her car? (Click HERE for the story.) Well, her and her girls sat in my car while they waited for a ride. So, we chatted while she was in the car. I find out [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Favorites
By Jane on February 25, 2010
Ya’ll know how this Jane likes a made bed. I guess I can say at least he tried. Whatever. Hmmpphhhh. -Jane, Wife of Non-Bed-Making Dick
Category: Random Stuff
Cousin Taylor Swift’s graduation…from Middle School???
By Jane on July 22, 2010
Since my cousin Taylor Swift’s graduation from Middle School (or Junior High, depending on where you live) is happening while we’re in town, we all go to support our dear cousin. MIA, Thelma and Louise. My uncle’s wife and daughter, Ke$ha. Taylor’s Mom and oldest son, Young Jeezy. Taylor’s Dad (my uncle, Diddy), Eminem, Rhianna, [...]
Category: Family
Right song + Wrong timing = Embarrassing Moment.
By Jane on November 25, 2009
June Cleaver and I became good friends when Thelma was in public school for Kindergarten. One of the few good things that came out of that. June and I connected right away being that June is also an exceptional artist, she’s groovy, down-to-earth and unpretentious…she’s not your typical “Mommy” and isn’t phased by some of [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Deck the Car with rows of Christmas lights…falalala…lalalala.
By Jane on November 24, 2010
I was amazed by how early the Christmas spirit had taken over this year. As soon as Halloween was over, Walmart had already had their Christmas stuff out and Christmas songs were already playing on the radio…and it wasn’t even Thanksgiving yet! Turns out, it’s not just businesses that are ready for the holidays. Attached [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 8, 2011
Since it’s so nice outside these days, it’s HAMMER HAMMOCK time! Fall weather is perfect for hanging out on the hammock. It’s not hot or humid and there are no mosquitos buzzing around, ready to suck your blood dry. Seriously, five minutes in the summer and I’ve got 10 mosquito bites. People will say, “Oh, it’s [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on October 12, 2010
I had introduced my girls to one of my childhood favorites. Apples with peanut butter spread on top. I remember thinking, apples…with peanut butter…really. But, it’s SOOOOO good. If you’ve never tried it, OMG, you’re missing out! My kids LOVE it! We all do. Get your protein as well as keep the doctor away! By [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess, Food
Jane and Dick, victims to an exploding Benz.
By Jane on August 3, 2011
We like to let Benz lay around naked and be “free” without the confines of a papery diaper every now and then. FREE AND NAKED I usually only do this after Benz has done his business so that I can reduce my chances of having further “accidents”. His skin is so soft and yummy. See [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on June 13, 2011
Little Benz is totally getting smothered with love. The girls are always fighting over who’s turn it is to hold Benz and often ask to hold him. “It’s my turn.” “I asked first.” “Remember I asked first but because he was crying, I didn’t get to hold him long.” “You got to hold him two times [...]
Category: Benz, Thelma & Louise
Using our fire pit to make Chelo Kabob the old school way…
By Jane on March 21, 2011
This time of the year is perfect for a fire pit at night so we’ve been enjoying a warm fire in the crisp evenings. Last night, we were craving Chelo Koobideh (ground beef) Kabob, one of the staples of Persian food. The MEN decided they would use the fire pit to grill our kabobs the [...]
Category: Food
By Jane on October 19, 2010
I got a good forward the other day…and by “good forward” I mean it wasn’t too long or wordy, had lots of pictures and made me smile. Anything longer than and page with lots of words and no pictures will SURELY not be read if you forward it to me. This particular forward was full [...]
Category: Random Stuff





