Fun with Jane & Dick

The girls wanted to make their hair full of braids. I think they initially wanted corn rows but this Jane ain’t that talented. So, I made do and just did a bunch of small braids on their head. First, you need a bunch of rubber bands. Then you just work in small sections, trying your [...]

This is Dick’s good friend, Mr. Bean, who Dick has known for over 20 years. However, since having kids, they had not seen each other in a long while. So we got our kids together and they immediately the kids just connected. They all played like they’ve known each other their whole lives.

So we barely make it past the Kiosk Vendor when the girls are like, “Mommy, we’re hungry!” (Eyeball Rolling and Big Sigh!) It also doesn’t help that the damn Chick-fil-A Cow is right there greeting everyone and giving hugs to the kids. So, I decide if I’m to get any peace while looking at the [...]

My mom (Fanny Mae) being a Chemical Engineer, is exceptionally thorough…down to the most minute details. Fanny Mae is looking to replace her internet router, which she has had for many many years and now needs to be replace it because it’s died.  She’s at Best Buy, talking to one of the sales guys and asks so [...]