While I was with Louise at the photo shoot. I get a frantic call from Thelma. She’s crying like crazy and I can hardly understand her. I’m dying inside because I’m two hours away and there’s nothing I can do. My mom had taken Thelma to work with her while I was with Louise. She [...]
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Said the police officer: You have alot of naked art in your house!
By Jane on November 9, 2009
Most people I know aren’t comfortable with NUDITY. At least not publicly. So, if you’re not comfortable with nudity, go no further than this sentence. The same disclaimer that I put when I posted the song “My Dick”, this also applies. If you’re easily offended, if you’re around someone easily offended..etc…THEN DON’T GO ANY FURTHER IN [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Dick and his marathon: Extensive running may cause chaffing of nipples.
By Jane on March 2, 2010
Remember I mentioned Dick is running a marathon soon, therefore he’s training and researching about marathons online. DICK: “Baby, I’ve been researching about marathons. And some people have commented about the long term effects of having run a marathon. Like, this one guy said he couldn’t do anything RAPIDLY for 18 months after he ran [...]
Category: Dick
Fulfilling my bet with Thelma: Camping in the Minivan
By Jane on September 16, 2009
Thelma made a bet with me that if she was able to fast and abstain from eating for a day, I would then camp out in the car with her overnight, in our yard. This is not something I’m too excited about doing and I thought hoped maybe she would forget about it but alas, [...]
Category: Family
Another day, another park. Scavenger hunts, tag, and fun, fun, fun.
By Jane on October 14, 2009
Since we happened to be in downtown Metropolis, Dick and I decide to take Thelma and Louise to one of their favorite parks. It’s an amazing, great park built by community volunteers and the kids love it because it’s like a big maze for them.
Category: Family
Riding the ChooChoo…at the mall.
By Jane on March 10, 2011
Like I said, I haven’t been to the mall in like two years…and I realized why. Besides it being outside “the bubble” that I live in, it’s crazy crowded (at least it was that day) and stressful. While we were there looking at the Orchid Exhibit, the girls see a Choo Choo Train that goes [...]
Category: Random Stuff, Thelma & Louise
Introducing color #3: I stray from the brochure and go HOT.
By Jane on March 8, 2010
After painting first two colors (Hep Green and Reflecting Pool), I notice that the colors on my walls are turning out darker than the ones in the brochure. However, I’m still DETERMINED to pull this room together and make it FABULOUS for my girls. The girl’s room is low lit so that’s why the colors [...]
Category: Do It Yourself
My Big Fat Persian Family in LA
By Jane on December 13, 2009
Dick’s family just recently relocated to LA from Germany. If you’ve ever seen the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Dick’s family kinda reminds me of that. They are bold, not shy to speak their mind, always talking and talking loudly, always having a great time laughing and dancing, and eating.
Category: Dick, Family, Faves, My Big Fat Persian Family
Urban Living at our Studio Condo in Gotham City.
By Jane on November 24, 2010
Typically, whenever I am summoned to go to Gotham City, it’s because a tenant has moved out and the “cleaning crew” (AKA…moi!) needs to come in. Dick needs to take care of some business so we decided to tag along since it’s been a while since we’ve stayed together as a family in our Uptown Studio [...]
Category: Family
By Jane on September 19, 2009
If you have not met Monk, you’re about to now. Dick gave Monk to Thelma a couple of years ago for Christmas. Bought from Justice Girls, she came hugging one of those comfy matching monkey flannel blankets. Monk is sassy and is one of the most traveled Monkey stuffed animals I know because Thelma just [...]
Category: Monk & Friends
Wanting a NATURAL child birth and research on the risks/side effects of inductions.
By Jane on May 24, 2011
Before I get to our birthing story, some background as to how we wanted to see this birth through. MY FIRST TWO PREGNANCIES Being pregnant nearly eight years after my last child and ten since the birth of my first…it was like starting over again. However, this time around I feel a little old and [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
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My eclectic sister-in-law finds herself a beautiful African dress at Ross.
By Jane on September 10, 2011
After coffee, we stopped by Ross as we were walking home. My sister-in-law has a great eclectic style. She spots these African dresses and just loved them. She decides to try them on right there in the aisle instead of the changing room. Sometimes one is just too lazy to go to the changing room. [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Homeschool Co-op Lunch: It’s a BBQ day!
By Jane on March 3, 2010
We’re having BBQ for lunch at our homeschool co-op today, provided by my fellow lunch lady, Laverne. Her husband smoked this pork for over 14 hours and it was extremely moist and tasty!
Category: Random Stuff
Back to Metropolis and back to my regular Starbucks.
By Jane on September 9, 2011
So we’re back in Metropolis and where else are we going to go but my regular Starbucks. Every morning Julia goes for a walk and comes back so we can go have coffee. It’s still early morning (early for me) so it’s nice and cool…so we decided to walk. The girls haven’t ridden their bikes [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Late Night Kitchen Cleaning and Laundry Folding.
By Jane on November 25, 2009
I’m a late night person. I have a very strange schedule these days. Working late into the night is one of my all time ultimate favorite times to work because it’s ABSOLUTELY quiet. No cars, no kids screaming “Mommy, Mommy”. I can get alot done at night. 12:30 AM KITCHEN CLEANING. It’s 12:30 AM and [...]
Category: Jane Rant
Your Daily Benz: Newest member of the Village People???
By Jane on September 8, 2011
Dick hadn’t seen Benz in his sailor outfit so we put him in it. Look at my handsome little sailor. All tucked in so we can his beautiful shape. Except, towards the end of the day, his shirt came untucked and started to ride up above his fat tummy. I think Benz could definitely be [...]
Category: Benz
Ice covers Metropolis. Schools are out…well…not all of them.
By Jane on December 16, 2010
It’s been damn cold here in Metropolis. Last night, we just got covered with a blanket of ice. One of the great things about homeschooling is that if there is inclement weather, it makes no difference to us. My kids are quite dissaapointed by this. “What do you mean we’re still having school?” -Jane, Homeschool Mom.
Category: Random Stuff
From FRUMPY to SEXY black dress.
By Jane on January 29, 2010
So, as I mentioned, this is the year for organization in our house. I’m tired of just storing all this stuff when someone else can probably make better use of it. We’re still clearing out our closet and getting rid of stuff we don’t wear anymore. (Remember I had already started clearing out stuff before [...]
Category: Faves, Just Jane, Smashin' Fashion
Artsy Fartsy Self Portraits of Yours Truly
By Jane on November 5, 2009
While playing with the photo settings on my iMac, I came up with these self portraits.
Category: Faves, Just Jane, Thru My Lens
How to PROPERLY cut a watermelon.
By Jane on May 21, 2010
It’s watermelon season (well not really but the grocery stores already have the ones imported from Mexico where they have forced grown it so that it would produce fruit for us watermelon lovers who can’t wait until summer)! I loves me some WATERMELON! So sweet and refreshing. Of course I get the SEEDLESS kind. My [...]
Category: Random Stuff
2NE1: Try to Follow Me. HAWT KOREAN CHICKS THAT ROCK!
By Jane on March 12, 2010
These Korean Chicks rock! I totally LOVE their style. HAWT HAWT HAWT! 2NE1 (Twenty-one) and their song: Try to Follow Me Here are some still shots of their video.
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos





