Fun with Jane & Dick » christain coigny http://janeanddick.com Starbucks-loving, homeschool-teaching, feet-picking, shameless ranting, anal-perfectionistic, Vietnamese photographer Mom photo blogs about anything mundane, her hot Persian husband, and two beautiful Vietnamese-Persian girls. Nearly 10 years later, we are pregnant again! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:38:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Said the police officer: You have alot of naked art in your house! http://janeanddick.com/random-stuff/said-the-police-officer-you-have-alot-of-naked-art-in-your-house/ http://janeanddick.com/random-stuff/said-the-police-officer-you-have-alot-of-naked-art-in-your-house/#comments Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:26:39 +0000 Jane http://janeanddick.com/?p=3986 Most people I know aren’t comfortable with NUDITY. At least not publicly. So, if you’re not comfortable with nudity, go no further than this sentence. The same disclaimer that I put when I posted the song “My Dick”, this also applies. If you’re easily offended, if you’re around someone easily offended..etc…THEN DON’T GO ANY FURTHER IN THIS POST.

Depending on how it’s displayed, I think the nude human body can be quite beautiful, especially women’s bodies. This is not true for men’s penises. I think they are hideous. (Mom, if you’re reading this, it’s ok to talk about nude body parts on the internet. Really, it is.)

In our house, we have tasteful nude art, and there IS such a thing as tasteful nude art. Penthouse and Hustler, NOT tasteful. Even Playboy, although they claim to be tasteful, shows too many plastic titties and not enough real women. I am not a fan. I believe beauty comes in all shapes and sizes and OLD PLAYBOY used to portray this. However, these days, it’s just a bunch of Double D (or bigger) blondes with implants and all the models look the same.

When we first moved into our house, I couldn’t figure out how to use the dang alarm and it kept going off. So one day, I had two police officers knocking on my door. They were responding to the alarm and just to make sure, they asked to look around my house. I have nothing to hide so I showed them around. After looking around, one of them made a comment that we had lots of nude art in our house. I told them, why yes, we do. We like tasteful nude art. As you can see, it’s nothing like pornography.

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POSTER I DID OF A BARE BOTTOMED THELMA AT 9 MONTHS

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CHARCOAL I DID OF A  PROFILE OF A NUDE PREGNANT WOMAN

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A PHOTOGRAPH BY CHRISTIAN COIGNY OF A BARE BOTTOMED WOMAN.

Dang, you could bounce a quarter off her ass. I wish I had one of those. Well, I used to, like when I was 12!

This photograph is done by an extremely talented artist and photographer, Christian Coigny. He takes some of the most beautiful images of nude women AND men. My conservative mom even likes this picture so I bought it for her. A friend of Dick’s also appreciated this woman’s ass so we gifted him with a poster for his house.

So, speaking of nudity, here is my latest work and tribute to Andy Warhol.

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See? Not that bad. What did you expect to see, a bunch of pornography? Sorry folks, I’m not the vulgar kind.

-Jane, Appreciator of Tasteful Nude Art

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