WARNING!!! IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY SEXINESS, DO NOT CONTINUE FURTHER. WARNING!!! NOT APPROPRIATE TO OPEN AT WORK!!! My sister Lucy has been wanting to do a photo shoot and when she was in town for Thanksgiving, we decided to do it. Like most women (and some men even), occasionally one needs a boost to [...]
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Thelma and Louise enjoy the fall leaves…
By Jane on November 6, 2009
It’s FALL so it’s time to enjoy all the beautiful colors and leaves!
Category: Thelma & Louise
Louise and Daddy duke it out…Kung Fu Panda-Style.
By Jane on December 15, 2009
One of the reasons I love Dick so much is that he’s really a fantastic Dad. Dick ADORES his girls and loves hanging with them, playing sports with them, wrestling with them, watching cartoons with them, etc. Being a big kid himself, all of this comes super naturally and easily.
Category: Dick, Thelma & Louise
All I wanna say is, THEY DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT US.
By Jane on January 30, 2010
Michael, you are on my mind… What an amazing talent. The world has lost an incredible soul. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT US This is my current favorite Michael Jackson song. LOVE LOVE LOVE it. On that note… HELP HAITI !!! HELP HAITI !!! HELP HAITI !!! Please do what you can for Haiti and do [...]
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
Men making beds: Now that I know you know how to do it correctly…
By Jane on February 16, 2010
Of course, I’m always the one making the bed. I like a made bed and hate it when I get ready to go to sleep at night as see a messy bed. Plus, when I sleep, the sheets hardly move but when Dick sleeps, they’re ALL OVER the place! (Which makes my job oh so [...]
Category: Jane Rant
By Jane on February 3, 2012
Benz has been crawling for the last month or so and wants to go places. The other day, he wanted to go mess with the blinds, one of his favorite past times, and got stuck between the bed and the wall. I had put a pillow in between there so he wouldn’t hurt himself but [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Ewwww Pink! Going through a tomboy phase.
By Jane on September 19, 2010
We’re going through a tomboy phase where PINK is no longer favored. These days, I often hear: “That’s too girly Mommy!” So I guess we’re into the “tough chick” mode…especially Thelma. I’m not sure I can even get them in a dress or skirt. Kids and their phases. I guess I have mine too. Whatevs, [...]
Category: Smashin' Fashion, Thelma & Louise
Front yard maintenance: Wacking the bushes.
By Jane on February 19, 2011
Pregnancy really hasn’t slowed me down much. I’ve been meaning to trim my bushes for a while but the weather hasn’t been very accomodating, until now. They’re totally overgrown and need a HAIRCUT bad!! You can’t even hardly see our house. What to use to trim these suckers? (You may be wondering why I dress [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Potential blood clot causes THIRD BALL.
By Jane on August 17, 2010
Dick’s “member” has now ceased swelling and is looking more normal. Except, there is now a THIRD ball. Jes, a turd ball! (That was for my dear sis. She can appreciate the humor in it.) After doing a lot of research online, Dick thinks it could be a blood clot. My entire family now knows [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Every woman secretly wants some of these…
By Jane on December 7, 2009
WARNING!!! IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY SEXINESS, DO NOT CONTINUE FURTHER. WARNING!!! NOT APPROPRIATE TO OPEN AT WORK!!! My sister Lucy has been wanting to do a photo shoot and when she was in town for Thanksgiving, we decided to do it. Like most women (and some men even), occasionally one needs a boost to [...]
Category: Faves, Lucy Lu, Thru My Lens
Jane: Almost a FOOL but not quite!
By Jane on April 1, 2010
Yes, my birthday is shy of April Fools by one day. Therefore, this Jane is ALMOST a fool but NOT QUITE. Except, it’s possible I am quite GULLIBLE. My cousin sent me a text this morning: “Surprisingly, I’m getting engaged with my best friend from high school around August. We will send the invitations around [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Favorites
By Jane on February 14, 2011
Here’s a Valentine’s card that Dick sent me in 1999 when I was living in Detroit. In case you can’t read Dick’s wonderful handwriting: “This is for you & Barfi (our dog). You guys are the best, especially you, only you, always only you. Happy Valentine’s Day.” Yes, he can be quite a sweetie. Hope [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Little black dress and leg warmers.
By Jane on March 4, 2011
So, I’m still trying to make use of my current closet and have been lazy to go out and look for more maternity clothes. On this day, I decided to wear some leggings and my summer sleeveless & black-less black dress, which looks like this… These pictures are from a very crazy (but fun…except not [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy, Just Jane
By Jane on December 1, 2009
Apparently, anyone can call a salad a “Greek” salad these days simply by adding some crumbled feta cheese on top and some olives. FETA CHEESE + LETTUCE + OLIVES = GREEK SALAD What’s really weird when you order a GREEK salad and then the guy behind the counter says… “Would you like Ranch or Italian [...]
Category: Random Stuff
My parents invest in a plot of land and we get to reap the benefits of the amenities.
By Jane on July 16, 2011
Without even knowing how to play golf or even having an interest in it, my parents recently bought a piece of land at a golf community that is about 30 minutes away from us. No, they’re not planning on retiring or building a house here…its strictly an investment. But, even though we don’t have a [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on May 12, 2010
I was taking my girls to karate when OUT OF NOWHERE, a bird flies right in front of my car! Now, I’m one of those that swerve and NEARLY KILL MYSELF to avoid hitting an animal but this poor thing didn’t even give me a chance. When I saw it dart out in front of [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Shout out to my cousin, who is in Guatemala.
By Jane on May 6, 2010
This is a SHOUT OUT to my cousin, MIA, who is from Australia, but taking four months off to backpack around Mexico and Central America and is now in Guatamala! I’m SUPER JEALOUS. Girlfriend was just in Belize. I have to check on her every now and then to see where she is and make sure [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Inmates dancing to my new favorite Michael Jackson song!!!
By Jane on February 1, 2010
OMG, I was just telling you guys how Michael Jackson’s “They Don’t Really Care About Us” is my new favorite MJ song. I can’t get enough of it!! And AMAZINGLY, the prison in the Philippines has gotten its inmates to do some MAJOR SYNCHRONIZED DANCING to my new favorite song!!! AMAZING, AMAZING, AMAZING!! Performed by [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Eggrolls, Lenny’s Subs, PacMan Carrot Cake and Red Velvet Ghost Cupcakes: Birthday Time!
By Jane on December 21, 2010
It’s Thelma’s 9th birthday and because she had quite the party last year (Click HERE for last year’s birthday in LA.), we decided to let her invite just a handful of friends over for a simple yet intimate gathering. Initially, Thelma wanted to have Persian food. But, Persian food, although super delicious, is time consuming [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on December 17, 2010
I know it’s early, but I think I can feel the baby moving around now. I’m pretty sure it’s not gas. -Jane. 4 months.
Category: Random Stuff
Looks like I’m not the only one in need of a workout…
By Jane on December 13, 2009
I saw this in a boutique window in West Hollywood. Cute. Happy Holidays! -Jane, Needing to Lose Some Winter Weight
Category: Random Stuff
