Fun with Jane & Dick

The other day I was getting ready to cut the grass. I always take my cell and because I was going to take some pictures (cause I know how much you love seeing me get all sweaty and dirty), I needed a place to put all this crap. With no pockets on my clothes, I [...]

My Thelma is TEN this year. Ten years old! I can’t believe it’s been ten years already. This year, instead of a party, Thelma, Louise and their best friend, Kristen Stewart, celebrated not only Thelma’s Birthday, but Kristen’s birthday as well cause it was not too long ago. Kristen came over to spend the night [...]

When I was in LA, I never saw any hot dog stands. Instead, you see THESE alot. Cause, you know, when you’re craving a hot dog you think…oh, that’s so unhealthy. I should eat fruit instead! WRONG!!!! I don’t eat hotdogs too often but when I do… I wants me a big fat polish kielbasa [...]

We had so much fun painting on New Year’s that I decided to make a match for the first frame. The girls wanted to paint something else as well. So as they painted, I made a mate for my frame. I likes! Now where to put them! -Jane, Ah-Tiste.

Thelma and Louise got the coveted Baby Whoopsie Doo that eats and then pees or poos by their dear auntie Lucy Lu. They are super-thrilled since they’ve been asking for these urinating and eliminating dolls for some time now.

You remember how Louise ran the 5K with Girls on the Run last year? Well, this year, even though she didn’t participate in the program, she wanted to run the 5K again with her daddy. What do you know but I’m pregnant for this year’s event too! Dang, I feel like I’ve been pregnant forever. We barely [...]

It seems that around this time every year, when it starts to warm up, I get this urge to paint. Yes, this Jane loves to paint. I’ve been wanting to do the girls room for a while. The last time, I  just painted some polka dots all over it with leftover paint I had over [...]