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Looks like I’m not the only one in need of a workout…
By Jane on December 13, 2009
I saw this in a boutique window in West Hollywood. Cute. Happy Holidays! -Jane, Needing to Lose Some Winter Weight
Category: Random Stuff
Your Daily Benz: Scrunchy stomach sleeper.
By Jane on June 21, 2011
I just love seeing little babies scrunch themselves up in a little bundle when they sleep. Yes, I am aware of SIDS but I only let him nap every now and then on his tummy. I don’t let him sleep on his tummy at night. It’s so cute and he sleeps so soundly when he’s [...]
Category: Benz
My Horrendous Habit: Picking at my Feet
By Jane on September 28, 2009
Ok, here goes…I’ve been debating whether or not I should talk about this truly disgusting and embarrassing personal habit of mine…FEET PICKING. I know, gross ey??? This is dfficult to admit and publicize but I didn’t want my blog to be only about beautiful and happy things. I’m hoping this blog will help shed [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Spending time with family makes for a slacker blogger.
By Jane on March 26, 2010
I know I’ve been slacking on the blogs. Sorry, I’m crazy busy with family but will resume next week! Sometimes, instead of just writing about everything, I gots to enjoy life too! -Jane, Enjoying time with family.
Category: Random Stuff
If you’re a fan of sweet potatos, you’ll love Baked Butternut Squash.
By Jane on February 21, 2011
It’s been a while since I did a recipe post. Sorry, they take a while to write so it’s hard to find the time. But, the other day I made some Crispy Flounder, Baked Butternut Squash and Potato Crusted Basmati Persian Rice for my family. I was going to put the entire recipes for all [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess, Food
Jane fails first Glucose Test and must go in for the 3-hour Test. Ugh…
By Jane on March 4, 2011
So, I failed the preliminary Glucose Test but missed the mark marginally. I scored 152 and 140 is the limit. Still, they wanted me to go in for the extended Glucose Test, which lasts THREE HOURS and fasting is required…because telling a pregnant woman to starve herself is a good thing. After delaying and forgetting [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy, Food, Homeschooling
How much do you really need to be rich?
By Jane on August 11, 2010
That was the title of the article I came across this article on the homepage of Yahoo. You probably saw it too if Yahoo is your homepage. Click HERE for the article if you have’t seen it. However, before reading the article, I already knew the answer. Yes, I’m Mz. Smarty-pants Jane. “Rich” is not [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Guy banging on my door wants to cut down my beloved tree.
By Jane on February 8, 2010
Just had some loud ass guy bang on my door a million times like he wants to bust the door down. And, I hear him on the cell saying “yeah, i’m bangin on the door now”. Now if that don’t make a person paranoid. Listen, I don’t answer the door if I am not expecting [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Shakira comes over and we have Persian fish with Persian dirty rice.
By Jane on December 2, 2011
My friend, Shakira, has been dying to meet Benz. I’ve known her as long as I’ve known Dick cause she was actually there the night we met and was with Dick and his friends at the same International Party I was at. Shakira keeps telling me that she’s going to kidnap my boy. So, over the [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Need breakfast TO GO and don’t want McDs? A healthy alternative: Omelet pita sandwich.
By Jane on April 23, 2010
Most people I know are CRAZY busy these days. Hence fast food places like McDonald’s are making a killing! However, they’re KILLING you in the process. So unhealthy!!! Here’s my HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE to that and it’s EASY. What I love about an EGG SANDWICH is that it’s MOBILE. Granted, eating in the car is MESSY [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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Whip My Hair by Willow Smith. This 9-year old is AMAZING.
By Jane on October 18, 2010
Will and Jada-Pinkett Smith have made one SUPER POWER HOUSE of a family. Their kids act and even sing, taking after their SUPER FAMOUS parents. The latest offspring to make it big is WILLOW SMITH who has a POWERHOUSE VOICE and SPUNK that reminds me of a young Rihanna. Girlfirend is SUPER FIERCE and I [...]
Category: Videos
How fast can I clean up this HUGE PILE of dirty dishes?
By Jane on June 8, 2010
So, it never fails. One minute my kitchen will be spotless, and the next thing I know, it looks like a TSUNAMI has hit it. I mean seriously, how many people live here? How long would it take you to clean all this???
Category: Random Stuff
Jane and Lucy Represent…East Coast, West Coast.
By Jane on December 29, 2009
It’s morning and Lucy and I decide to go have coffee. We walk to Starbucks and I notice that the Starbucks completely in the shade and because outside is the entire reason I like to go have coffee, we decide to go across the street to the Coffee Bean where it is nice and sunny and try [...]
Category: Starbucks
It’s SO hard to find a good mechanic. Well we have found one!…kinda.
By Jane on December 2, 2009
Our garage is a multipurpose room for us. When we first bought the house, there was no room for a “playroom”. So, Dick sealed up the garage, cleaned it and painted the concrete. We layed down a couple of rugs, put our spare king bed out there, all the kids toys, and later the ping [...]
By Jane on November 14, 2011
So while I was hanging with my girl having coffee, her “man friend” calls. “Man friend” was asking her what she was doing. Confuscia says…(matter-of-factly) “We hangin’ out here at the Starbucks lookin’ like a million bucks.” LOL. -Jane, Friend to Confuscia.
Category: Random Stuff
The girls make sweet potato casserole and apple pie!
By Jane on November 27, 2011
The girls wanted to help cook this year. Louise wanted to make the Sweet Potato Casserole. And Thelma was making an apple pie for my girl June Cleaver and her kids. Thelma and Louise learned how to make apple pie in their co-op cooking class. Louise was then done with her sweet potato casserole so she [...]
Category: Food, Random Stuff
Road tripping in the conversion van.
By Jane on January 23, 2012
With our asses dragging big time due to being plagued with this stomach virus, we’re trying to pack up all the crap we need to go to Gotham City. There’s always so much stuff but now that we have the baby, there’s SO much more…and baby’s stuff is always so damn big and bulky. That’s why [...]
Category: Random Stuff
HAPPY St. Patrick’s Day! We celebrate…with GREEN PASTA ALFREDO???
By Jane on March 17, 2010
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!! For St. Patrick’s Day we celebrate at our Homeschool Co-op with a lot of green, including the food. Everyone is to wear GREEN, of course. This is no biggie for me…half the things in my closet are green.
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on July 12, 2011
Thelma, being almost 10 and anti-pink/anti-girly, no longer plays with her Build-a-Bear. Well, that is, until recently, she discovered that the same clothes may fit her unsuspecting little brother. Little Benz sitting innocently and happily. Now look at him. He’s horrified. “Why sissy, why?!?!?” Not a happy camper. He no likey-likey. Then the other day, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on December 12, 2009
Shockingly, I come to the sunny state of California to cold and rain. Cold doesn’t really mean cold. It means, cold for LA…which is only mild spring-like weather for everyone else. Today was cloudy with occassional rain, and totally blah blah blah. It feels like April showers weather and is around the same temperature. High is around 60F [...]
Category: Artsy Fartsy, Thru My Lens
