I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle. DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.) DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…” DUDE 2: “Well of [...]
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KWIK KWOTE: Uranus. Uranus. Uranus.
By Jane on April 8, 2010
Louise was running through the planets the other day. She was trying to impress me with her knowledge of all the planets. “Mommy, I know all the planets and in order!!” “Oh yeah? What are they?” “Mercury…Venus…Earth…” (Counts on her fingers)
Category: Faves, Kwik Kwotes, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on April 14, 2011
Just because I’m in my last trimester doesn’t mean the work stops. Besides loving to cut my grass, I wanna make sure I’m in shape to deliver this baby. Sometimes it’s a bumpy ride…hopefully this won’t put me into labor. Although I may use it as an alternative to be naturally induced. Ha! Yep, still [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Tall Caramel Macchiato, extra shot, in a for-here mug please?
By Jane on September 28, 2009
Today, at Starbucks, I didn’t distract myself with a book or crossword puzzle or cigarette like I usually do. I just sat there and enjoyed the view, happy to be out of the confines of my house, breathing the fresh air and away from the memories of illness that has plagued us lately.
Category: Starbucks
Duncan Hines for this sweets junkie preggar.
By Jane on April 14, 2011
I don’t typically have a sweet tooth but pregnancy has changed all that. I’m craving sweets all the time and my girls are constantly ratting me out to my doctor and my friends. “Mommy eats a lot of sweets!” Sadly, I can’t really deny it. It’s true. We were at my parents house the other [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Potato Crusted Basmati Persian Rice with Saffron.
By Jane on February 21, 2011
Persians love a crispy crust (tadik) when they make their rice. Oftentimes, it is the MOST SOUGHT AFTER part of the rice. Now Persians use Basmati rice, which are long grains of fragrant white rice that don’t stick together like Asian Jasmine rice. Now it’s best to go to your local Middle Eastern or Indian [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess, Food
Need breakfast TO GO and don’t want McDs? A healthy alternative: Omelet pita sandwich.
By Jane on April 23, 2010
Most people I know are CRAZY busy these days. Hence fast food places like McDonald’s are making a killing! However, they’re KILLING you in the process. So unhealthy!!! Here’s my HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE to that and it’s EASY. What I love about an EGG SANDWICH is that it’s MOBILE. Granted, eating in the car is MESSY [...]
Category: Random Stuff
We finally make it to the Orchid Show.
By Jane on March 8, 2011
Finally! After trecking through the mall, getting annoyed with the kiosk guy who messed up my hair, and feeding the kids lunch, we arrive at the orchid show! It only took 1.5 hours to get from the parking lot and down one-wing of the mall but we made it! One of my favorite things to do [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Purple Preggar.
By Jane on April 15, 2011
The same day that I had my Trashy Preggar Shoot and the Glamour Preggar Shoot, I also put on this purple (non-maternity) dress that Lucy gave me…or is this a loaner too? Lucy always conveniently forgets that she gives me things because she no longer wants or wears them. Then, after seeing them on me, [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Louise hand models for Dentek Fun Flossers for kids.
By Jane on September 24, 2010
Louise got called in be a “hand model” for a print job. We didn’t know what product she was modeling or who the company was until we got to the studio for the shoot. The product was DENTEK FUN FLOSSERS for kids. On the way to the studio, Louise and I were chatting. “I hope [...]
Category: Acting & Modeling
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Homemade chicken noodle soup to stay warm in this cold weather.
By Jane on January 16, 2010
My kids love chicken noodle soup, especially when it’s cold. You don’t need a ton of ingredients and can easily throw it together. This time, I just used what I had. Since I had some chicken thighs in the fridge, I used that to make the broth. It’s fattier, but unfortunately, that’s the fat that makes it tasty.
Category: Culinary Goddess
By Jane on April 14, 2011
Just because I’m in my last trimester doesn’t mean the work stops. Besides loving to cut my grass, I wanna make sure I’m in shape to deliver this baby. Sometimes it’s a bumpy ride…hopefully this won’t put me into labor. Although I may use it as an alternative to be naturally induced. Ha! Yep, still [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Words with Friends: Bitchy not a word?!?! I beg to differ.
By Jane on April 4, 2011
One of my past times is playing WORD WITH FRIENDS on my sister’s old and retired iPhone she gave me. I only use it for the apps, to connect to the web and for playing games such as WORD and SCRAMBLE. I have multiple games going and one is with my cousin, Eminem…AKA Asiangoose. I [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Lucy: Sous Chef. We’re making a Persian Chicken Spinach Dish.
By Jane on December 18, 2009
I’m hanging out with my dear sister at her place. She invited me over for dinner and would like for me to cook her some Persian food. I decide to make a Chicken Spinach dish (Aloo Esfinage only without Aloo). We’re all starving because it’s already dinner time and we’re just getting started. I declare [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess, Lucy Lu
Chillin at Ronald Reagan’s: Yes, more Food, Scattergories & Pictionary.
By Jane on July 26, 2010
Aside from spending time in Toronto with Queenie, the gang and I also spent alot of time at my other uncle’s house in Mississauga…a suburb of Toronto but still a quite large city of 600,000 or so. Ronald and Nancy Reagan. It’s very relaxing where Ron and Nancy live. I love it! WE EAT. I’m [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane’s Maternity Wear: From Trashy to Belly-baring Glamour.
By Jane on April 13, 2011
Lucy suggested that I also try to take some “nicer” shots while I was pregnant and while she was available to assist me with getting pictures. You know Dick wouldn’t be patient enough to help me. Plus, I don’t like his photography skills. Lucy finds this shirt that I had in my closet. Believe it [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Here comes the NEW GEEK SQUAD!
By Jane on April 25, 2010
We’re at BEST BUY and they, too, have gotten in on the CUSTOM BUGGY bandwagon. My kids love these cars and will snag one at every opportunity…even if we just need a couple of things that I can just as easily carry. However, Mommy gets suckered into pushing this heavy thing. I’m just wondering when they [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
We get invited to a last minute doggie wedding. Yuki & Oscar’s!!
By Jane on January 25, 2010
I had this idea to let my Mom’s new Pekingese (Yuki) mate with Oscar because I thought they would make cute babies. Lucy is up for it but reminds me that it might be difficult since Oscar only has one ball. Yes, one ball. No matter, we’re going to give it a try. Apparently though, [...]
Category: Family, Faves, Lucy Lu, Random Stuff, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on February 3, 2011
Not one to usually hold back, I used to be one that complained all the time…or at least to the ones closest to me. I think I was at my most unhappy when I was in Detroit. The consultants we were working with at Ford were pissing me off, the telephone company was pissing me [...]
Category: EVERYDAY OSHO
Caught in the rain, in the convertible!
By Jane on September 23, 2010
Towards the end of summer, we were at the pool for one of our final times to enjoy it while it was still open. We were only there for about 30 minutes when the dark clouds start rolling in. Still savoring the moment, the girls and Dick were enjoying their peaches. Not sure why she [...]
Category: Cars
