I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle. DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.) DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…” DUDE 2: “Well of [...]
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Finally a mani-pedi for my old lady nails.
By Jane on March 21, 2012
I love my sister and I love being here in California visiting her. We decide to go for a walk to grab some breakfast. Lucy is pushing the stroller, which incidentally, is holding our bags rather than the baby. Dick has Benz in the Bjorn so he can enjoy the view as we are walking. [...]
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Justice Girls coupons gets us every time.
By Jane on November 13, 2009
My girls LOVE shopping at Justice Girls and Justice knows exactly how to entice us into shopping at their store. They send us these 40% off coupons which my kids look for and find in the mail.
Category: Smashin' Fashion
Wanna get your laundry folded faster? Recruit your kids and have LAUNDRY RACES!
By Jane on October 1, 2010
Alas yet another week where there was a HUGE MOUNTAIN of laundry to be done. They look thrilled don’t they? Well, to make things interesting and hoping to get it done FAST, I started what we call… THE LAUNDRY RACES!!!
Category: Faves, Thelma & Louise
Jane schools some boys in ping pong and gets a marriage proposal too.
By Jane on June 19, 2010
The other night, my cousins and I decide to go to the local sports bar since it was Ladies Night. You may or may not know that I love to shoot pool. It’s one of my favorite pastimes. I started playing in high school, used to skip class in college to go play (A couple [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
A gorgeous, antique Mercedes 280 SL.
By Jane on May 6, 2010
We were on the interstate when we spotted this BEAUTIFUL Antique Mercedes 280 SL convertible. It’s GORGEOUS and looks WELL taken care of. I love the antique blue with the cream interior. This would be a car I wouldn’t mind having. Dick LOVES it. Wants one. Good thing we have the same taste. Mine is, [...]
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By Jane on January 18, 2011
Head on over to The Waffle Ho if you’re a Waffle Ho. -Jane, Occasional Waffle Ho.
Category: Random Stuff
Improper watermelon slicing strikes AGAIN!
By Jane on May 22, 2010
Just as soon as I wrote the post on IMPROPER watermelon slicing did I open the fridge to find this: We have more than just stuff to drink in our fridge, trust me. Apparently Dick and J Lo have NOT referred to my blog on the PROPER way to slice a watermelon. Maybe I should [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Pomelo: The sweet alternative to Grapefruit.
By Jane on January 30, 2011
What is a Pomelo? It’s the sweeter version of a grapefruit and about three times the size of an orange. I guess Walmart spells it “pummelo”. Same thing. They’re a little pricey (About $2.50-$3.00 each) but are really yummy. I don’t like grapefruit. It’s too bitter for me. But, the pomelo is a great alternative [...]
Category: Food
By Jane on April 6, 2010
With hardly any time to edit them all, I take WAY more pictures than I can handle. Here are more from EASTER taken on my BIG camera that I forgot I had. The others were taken with the Canon G11 Point & Shoot.
Category: Thelma & Louise, Thru My Lens
HORRIBLE! Kids committing suicide over being taunted for their sexuality.
By Jane on September 30, 2010
It seems that all I hear in the news these days is about kids who are bullied over their sexuality and more recently, at least 3 teenagers have taken their own lives in the last week or two alone! I am SO SADDENED and actually kind of IRATE at the SENSELESS deaths of these poor [...]
Category: Ranting Jane
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Trashy Preggar.
By Jane on April 12, 2011
I wanted to do something a little different for a maternity shoot so I asked Lucy to help me out. Trashy preggar was the theme. I SQUEEZED myself into this tight little black, stretchy dress that has been in my closet for the last 15 years. Okay so my mom would DIE if she saw [...]
Category: Pregnant Jane
Ladies Night at the Sports Bar never ceases to disappoint.
By Jane on August 24, 2010
June and I hit LADIES NIGHT at the local sports bar again and this time, we bring Eminem out with us so I can properly SCHOOL him in ping pong in public. Dick actually would love to join us but due to his injury, he’s not quite that mobile yet. The table is open and [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Did that Truck just run over a bunch of chickens?? No, it’s just FUZZY/FURRY trim. WTF???
By Jane on April 20, 2010
I was at the gas station getting gas when an SUV pulls up. I thought for a minute my lasered eyes were failing me because the car looked kinda BLURRY DIRTY but when I finally confirmed that indeed my vision was PERFECT, I realized that the truck was not dirty but FUZZY WUZZY. WTF are [...]
Category: Cars, Random Stuff
Thelma and Louise join the summer book club
By Jane on June 22, 2010
My girls joined the summer book lub where if you read 12 hours, you get a “prize”. Remember how it was critical for us to bring their check off sheet to Gotham City? Click HERE. Well, they set the goal to complete the sheet and I was so proud of them because they were reading constantly and [...]
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Tiger Woods teacher holds press conference. Another FAME WHORE seeking their 15 minutes.
By Jane on April 3, 2010
Tiger’s former GRADE SCHOOL teacher gave a press conference the other day and is demanding an apology. Woman, you need to get off your high horse and stop trying to cash in on your 15 MINUTES OF FAME! Now I’m not siding on the SERIAL CHEATER’S side but I think it’s ABSOLUTELY LAUGHABLE and RIDICULOUS [...]
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