I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle. DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.) DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…” DUDE 2: “Well of [...]
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Chillin at Ronald Reagan’s: Yes, more Food, Scattergories & Pictionary.
By Jane on July 26, 2010
Aside from spending time in Toronto with Queenie, the gang and I also spent alot of time at my other uncle’s house in Mississauga…a suburb of Toronto but still a quite large city of 600,000 or so. Ronald and Nancy Reagan. It’s very relaxing where Ron and Nancy live. I love it! WE EAT. I’m [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on January 4, 2010
Lucy comes over to my in-laws and we have a Boggle rematch. Remember, last time I lost because I was a little under the influence and lost by a mere 2 points. (Click HERE for that story.)
Category: Lucy Lu
By Jane on May 10, 2010
It seems I’m really into pink these days. I do have to admit, I LOVE pink.
Category: Random Stuff
Christmas tree finally up. Let’s hope it stays that way.
By Jane on December 5, 2011
We get home and it’s time to lug the tree into the house. Neither Lucy nor I want to touch the tree cause you know it’s got all that gooey, sticky sap and we don’t want to get our outfits dirty. Yes, we were being girly-girls. Whatevs. Sometimes you have to. Louise cuts the string [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Having major computer malfunctions. Overload of too many pictures.
By Jane on October 21, 2010
Mood Today: I’m dying! My Mac is locking up on me even though I have 88G left of my 411G hard drive. The bulk of memory being my pictures, video and music. Not only do I have another TERRABYTE of memory in a separate hard drive full of only videos and pictures, I also have [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Bubba hooks his finger and I get the catch of the day!
By Jane on July 15, 2010
After getting to our industrial spot for fishing, we start to fish. See, life jacket no more. I know how to swim. I know, even people who know how to swim can drown. Whatever, I just don’t like wearing it ok? Makes me sweaty. MIA follows suit but then my aunt attaches this cord to [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on February 14, 2011
The girls noticed a pay phone the other day and commented: “Mommy look! You don’t see much of these anymore!” So true. With the advent of the cell phone, who needs a pay phone these days? Good riddens though. The earpiece on those things are nasty! The last time I used one was over ten [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Persian Celebrity Sighting: Sattar
By Jane on January 10, 2010
Dick, Mamma F and J Lo seem to have no problems finding celebrities. They run into a Persian celebrity at a local Persian supermarket in Woodland Hills. His name is Sattar and he is one of the most famous traditional Persian singers out there.
Category: Music to My Ears, My Big Fat Persian Family, Videos
By Jane on December 17, 2010
Friend: “So are you eating more now that you’re expecting?” Jane: “Well…no, not really. It seems I’m eating about the same.” Dick: “That’s because she usually eats for two. Nothing’s changed.” Hardy, har, har. You are just hilarious! (Of course, now that I’m in the second trimester, I’m feeling more of an appetite. Look out!) [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane and Dick get their Halloween on as Cop and Robber.
By Jane on November 4, 2011
Prior to the the kids having their Halloween fun, the adults had gotten their Halloween fun on too! You know I like to dress up so this year, Jane and Dick played Cops and Robbers. I told Dick to grow out his beard to make him look a little scruffier than usual so he let [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Favorites
By Jane on November 2, 2009
Since the girls fell asleep while I was finishing up our Sponge Bob pumpkin, they were surprised to see that Mommy didn’t screw up the carving job. I’m glad my “customers” were happy with their order.
Category: Family
Suburbialites take the family downtown for fun with fountain geysers.
By Jane on May 18, 2010
We had a scorching hot day the other day so we took the kids downtown to play in the water fountain. This is an interactive fountain that has POWERFUL geysers. So powerful that I’m told a kid sat on one of the geysers when it was at it’s most powerful and had his intestines all [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Duncan Hines for this sweets junkie preggar.
By Jane on April 14, 2011
I don’t typically have a sweet tooth but pregnancy has changed all that. I’m craving sweets all the time and my girls are constantly ratting me out to my doctor and my friends. “Mommy eats a lot of sweets!” Sadly, I can’t really deny it. It’s true. We were at my parents house the other [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Don’t have a scale at home? Weigh your baby at Walmart.
By Jane on September 16, 2011
We were at Walmart getting a few things when Dick saw a scale and decided he would see how much Benz weighed. Yeah, at Walmart…in the grocery department. Babies have a 1-month and 2-month check-ups where we usually find out how much they weigh, how big their head has gotten and how long they are. [...]
Category: Benz
Taking Benz outside for some Vitamin D.
By Jane on June 2, 2011
At only 5 days old, the sun was out and so I decided to take my sweet Benz out so he could get some Vitamin D. OMG, words can’t even describe how in love I am with this little guy. So dang sweet… He’s just tiny! Only 5 lbs 8 oz because breast-fed babies tend [...]
Category: Benz
Jane and Dick: Goth School Girl and Boy.
By Jane on November 2, 2010
As you may remember, Dick I were School Girl and Preppy School Boy last week. This week, I wanted to venture to the DARK side and get my yearly inner GOTH out. You know how much I am Goth at heart. So I brought out the chains and spiked studded jewelry. I really dig the chains and [...]
Category: Random Stuff
My $12 Goodwill Dress. This summer dress has been WINTERIZED.
By Jane on February 22, 2010
As I posted the other day, I recently found a really nice dress at Goodwill. The dress was still brand new, with tags with an original price tag of $72. However, I get it for the fabulous price of $12! Considering it’s winter and this is more of a summer dress, I was kinda bummed [...]
Category: Smashin' Fashion
Wasp problem turns into an inadvertant beheading.
By Jane on November 29, 2009
It seems like we are seeing more and more of the wasps in our house. Remember when Thelma and Louise went hunting for their nest? (Click HERE). They were unsuccessful and therefore, we still don’t know where the wasps are coming from. But, every time the girls see one, they’re frantic and ready for me [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on February 14, 2010
Since it’s the year of the Tiger… Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger”. I hope you all have the best 2010 ever! “Rise to the challenge…” -Survivor -Jane, Tigress
Category: Random Stuff
Jane flips her shiz. Oh I could just kill a man.
By Jane on June 17, 2010
We left off with Dick, smirking. There are no pictures of the following events but I will try to illustrate for you when applicable. I’m trying to let go of everything but with no sleep for almost two days, I’m definitely not in the mood for further BUTTON PUSHING. and Dick knows exactly which buttons [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
