In our house, red wine goes really well with cooking. Sometimes Dick will cook for us (excitement!) …when he’s craving Persian kabob that is. Therefore, every once in a while, I get the pleasure of having my hunka-hunka burnin’ love (Thanks Sharon O.) cook for me. Unfortunately, when Dick cooks…I still end up being an [...]
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By Jane on August 23, 2009
I always pictured car salesmen to be fast-talking, wheelin’ and dealin’ men. Never in my WILDEST dreams did I think that I would be among them because I’m not the kind of person that likes to sell anything. I suck at it and it does not come naturally for me like it does for DICK. I don’t like having to convince anyone to buy anything. So when I started doing business for myself, I learned that EVERYTHING is sales. Shit! The one thing I can’t stand to do! One constantly has to sell themselves, whether it be their idea, their product or themselves. Sales is a must-have skill that everyone needs to learn but I must have fallen asleep in class again. (I’m infamous for my amazing ability to fall asleep anywhere and within a few seconds.)
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Carrie Prejean: Can you just SHUT your mouth???
By Jane on November 12, 2009
Girlfriend is trying to milk her 15 minutes to the core. After losing Ms. USA, the girl can’t seem to keep her ridiculously unintelligent mouth shut. In an interview Wednesday night with Larry King Live, she accused Larry of being “inappropriate” for asking why she decided to settle with the MS. USA pageant after suing [...]
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The girls and I are driving through the Midwest to get to Toronto!!
By Jane on July 6, 2010
You remember my Aussie cousin, MIA, who was touring around Mexico and Central America? Well she’s swinging back around to visit us one more time before she’s off to return to her home on the other side of the world. Since the last time I saw her before this was 20 years ago, I don’t want to [...]
Category: Family, Thelma & Louise
The family gets plagued with a stomach virus!!
By Jane on January 23, 2012
Ok so it’s been a while and last time I blogged, we were cleaning our rugs. Let me tell you that we “finished” because around 2am, not because I was tired but…I was feeling queezy in the stomach. Because I could not capture any pictures, this post will be illustrated with a few visuals for [...]
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The girls’ FIRST and LAST swim meet for the season.
By Jane on August 11, 2010
With us traveling and Thelma’s burn, the girls didn’t have an opportunity to participate in any meets. So, when it came down to very last swim meet, Coach decided to let the girls at least experience ONE FINAL meet. PRACTICE There is swim practice daily and the coaches prep the kids for the final meet. [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
By Jane on March 4, 2010
Thelma and Louise treat Ducky and Monk like their own kids, changing their clothes, feeding them…taking them everywhere we go. If we have to leave them at home, the girls always sweetly explain to Ducky and Monk why they aren’t allowed to come with us. Today, the girls decided to homeschool their own “kids”.
Category: Homeschooling, Thelma & Louise
Bikini Preggar Jane gets her tan on with natural sun therapy. Doc says I’m low on Vitamin D.
By Jane on March 27, 2011
My doctor says I’m low on Vitamin D…like almost everyone in America these days. We’re in our houses, offices, cars and we don’t get out much. Especially during winter. The doctor had prescribed me some Vitamin D supplements but as you may have guessed, I would rather get it naturally than to take some kind [...]
Category: Pregnant Jane
All I wanna say is, THEY DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT US.
By Jane on January 30, 2010
Michael, you are on my mind… What an amazing talent. The world has lost an incredible soul. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT US This is my current favorite Michael Jackson song. LOVE LOVE LOVE it. On that note… HELP HAITI !!! HELP HAITI !!! HELP HAITI !!! Please do what you can for Haiti and do [...]
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Translations from Aussie to American English.
By Jane on April 15, 2010
Whilst (Aussies say this alot, which is where Lucy picked it up from when she lived in Melbourne and has permeated into this Jane’s vocabulary.) my cousin was here visiting us from Australia, it was difficult understanding her at times. Not because of her accent, which is supercool, but because they have their own vocabulary! [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Fun with a ’76 Lincoln Continental Mark IV.
By Jane on November 21, 2009
The auction is very skimpy on cars today, which is odd because the lot is usually full. Consequently we don’t have many cars to look at. We take a beautiful Z4 for a spin because I really miss my roadster but it’s dangerous for me to have such a car. I like to bring out the [...]
Category: Cars
By Jane on November 16, 2009
My 1.5 acre property has a massive amount of trees. I love it because I feel so much closer to nature yet I don’t have to live in the boonies away from civilization.
Category: Random Stuff
Santa Baby eats the steering wheel!
By Jane on December 19, 2011
Having a baby makes me super lazy to run into the store. It’s never a quick in and out. So, when the girls needed a couple of items for their homeschool co-op cooking class, I sent them in with some money and told them to get what they needed while Benz and I chill in [...]
Category: Random Stuff
SOME people just can’t follow the RULES.
By Jane on April 14, 2010
You see the sign? KEEP OFF ROCKS. ALL of those people must have just missed it when they stepped over the chain and walked right passed the sign, onto the ROCKS. Later I realize that “ALL” those people were my friend, JUNE CLEAVER (pink hat), fishing with her family! GOTCHA! June, don’t you know they [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Biking Out to Starbucks with Lucy & Oscar
By Jane on November 28, 2009
We’re doing the biking Starbucks thing. This time though, we have an extra special guest. Oscar! Lucy is of course a special guest too but Oscar is the baby, so he gets more attention. Look how Hollywood Oscar is with his hoodie, purse, and basket.
Category: Lucy Lu, Random Stuff
Whip My Hair by Willow Smith. This 9-year old is AMAZING.
By Jane on October 18, 2010
Will and Jada-Pinkett Smith have made one SUPER POWER HOUSE of a family. Their kids act and even sing, taking after their SUPER FAMOUS parents. The latest offspring to make it big is WILLOW SMITH who has a POWERHOUSE VOICE and SPUNK that reminds me of a young Rihanna. Girlfirend is SUPER FIERCE and I [...]
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