Recently I’ve reverted to dropping f-bombs like the old days of working in manufacturing car plants. Well, maybe not as bad as before, but I find great satisfaction in using this word to express myself. I know it’s considered vulgar and profane but it’s so FUCKING expressive. It gives just the uummph I want for emphasis!
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Ancient Mystical Palace: Tomb of Tu Duc in Hue City.
By Jane on March 2, 2011
This tomb boasts one of the most intricate royal architecture from the Nguyen Dynasty, dating back to the mid-1800s. You may recognize the name NGUYEN…almost every Viet person has this difficult-to-pronounce-if-you’re-not-Vietnamese last name. Freddie Mac is so cute. What chu lookin at??? Great pic of my mom in between that arch. The weather was perfect [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Tooth Fairy makes multiple stops???
By Jane on August 7, 2010
Louise asked me the other day… “Mommy, does the Tooth Fairy really exist or is it just you and daddy sticking money under my pillow.” Gasp! Like the SANTA question, I didn’t know how to respond so I did the same thing when asked about Santa. “Do YOU think the Tooth Fairy is real?” “Well, I [...]
Category: Random Stuff, Thelma & Louise
Being Green. I’m not talking about the environment, I’m talking color!
By Jane on April 8, 2011
It was green day at our homeschool co-op again. Usually it falls on Saint Patrick’s Day but we had to delay it due to maintenance being done at the school. Even still, our co-op is about having fun and GREEN DAY was still on the agenda. Yay! Because my girls love to dress up, [...]
Category: Homeschooling
Thelma writes Daddy a sweet note before he leaves town.
By Jane on September 22, 2010
Before Dick left to go out of town the other day, Thelma decides to write her Daddy a note and puts it in his bag before he leaves. Be careful? Upon closer inspection… Ahhhh, yessssss… She’s referring to the MOST UNFORTUNATE accident which has caused his 3-ball situation. Don’t mistake this with “THE SITUATION” from [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Planned Parenthood.
By Jane on January 7, 2011
My sister Lucy came across this shirt and thought it to be PERFECT for me since it describes us oh so well. Planned Parenthood. That’s us! This is not a maternity shirt. She just bought it in a large. Looks and fits like Maternity though! James Perse makes the most comfortable, supersoft Tees. Although he [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
It’s a small world. Random meetings result in a weird connection.
By Jane on February 2, 2010
Do you remember when I said that I met this lady at the park and she had locked herself out of her car? (Click HERE for the story.) Well, her and her girls sat in my car while they waited for a ride. So, we chatted while she was in the car. I find out [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Did that Truck just run over a bunch of chickens?? No, it’s just FUZZY/FURRY trim. WTF???
By Jane on April 20, 2010
I was at the gas station getting gas when an SUV pulls up. I thought for a minute my lasered eyes were failing me because the car looked kinda BLURRY DIRTY but when I finally confirmed that indeed my vision was PERFECT, I realized that the truck was not dirty but FUZZY WUZZY. WTF are [...]
Category: Cars, Random Stuff
By Jane on February 9, 2011
Lucy has sent me pictures of Oscar’s new puppies! Oscar was mated with another Brussels Griffon, whereby the female’s owner wanted to have some puppies since both her dog and Oscar were similar in size. Lucy and the owner had agreed to split the pups, which originally totaled four. Impressive sperm for a one-baller, Oscar! [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Photo Shoot: The story of Mama Bear, Papa Bear and Ickle Me, Pickle Me, and Tickle Me too!
By Jane on December 22, 2011
I had a photo shoot the other day where this time, I was the photographer. One of my clients had contacted me to update their family photos because their family had expanded from having two boys (one biological and one adopted since he was weeks old) to just having adopted a daughter from Ethiopia. I [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on October 12, 2010
I had introduced my girls to one of my childhood favorites. Apples with peanut butter spread on top. I remember thinking, apples…with peanut butter…really. But, it’s SOOOOO good. If you’ve never tried it, OMG, you’re missing out! My kids LOVE it! We all do. Get your protein as well as keep the doctor away! By [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess, Food
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Convertibles: Love them or not?
By Jane on September 21, 2010
Since it was summer, we had been looking for a convertible for the girls to enjoy. We found one and the kids (including the big one that is my husband) LOVE it! They love it so much they don’t want to sell it. It’s like a roller coaster ride for them. I’m not sure what [...]
HAPPY St. Patrick’s Day! We celebrate…with GREEN PASTA ALFREDO???
By Jane on March 17, 2010
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!! For St. Patrick’s Day we celebrate at our Homeschool Co-op with a lot of green, including the food. Everyone is to wear GREEN, of course. This is no biggie for me…half the things in my closet are green.
Category: Random Stuff
2NE1: Try to Follow Me. HAWT KOREAN CHICKS THAT ROCK!
By Jane on March 12, 2010
These Korean Chicks rock! I totally LOVE their style. HAWT HAWT HAWT! 2NE1 (Twenty-one) and their song: Try to Follow Me Here are some still shots of their video.
Category: Music to My Ears, Videos
By Jane on April 5, 2010
Yes, my family is the craziest funniest group of people I know. Loves them. Here’s some pics of Lucy and my cousin from Toronto, Eminem, duking it out.
Category: Family, Random Stuff
This Jane hates to iron but using my CORDLESS iron makes it better.
By Jane on March 5, 2010
I know there are people out there who find ironing to be extremely relaxing and meditational. Although I can understand this train of thought, I’m still not a fan. I don’t iron. Plain and simple. My family walks around in wrinkled clothes all the time. It’s just not one of my priorities.
Category: Random Stuff
Caught in the rain, in the convertible!
By Jane on September 23, 2010
Towards the end of summer, we were at the pool for one of our final times to enjoy it while it was still open. We were only there for about 30 minutes when the dark clouds start rolling in. Still savoring the moment, the girls and Dick were enjoying their peaches. Not sure why she [...]
Category: Cars
Craigslist goes politically correct OVERBOARD.
By Jane on August 13, 2010
I was posting an ad on Craiglist for one of our properties that is rented by the room. There’s already one guy living in the house and so I put ” Currently, there is one male who occupies the master bedroom.”. Imagine my surprise when I get the following ERROR message: I can’t use the [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Getting Out Tea Stains with Oxy Clean
By Jane on February 15, 2010
We’re Persian, so we drink a lot of Persian Black Tea. We like to drink it hot and iced. My container for the iced tea is stained pretty badly. But, it’s impossible to clean and is only getting worse. How do I scrub this out with a sponge? I’ve tried and it doesn’t work! OXY CLEAN [...]
Category: Random Stuff
My Horrendous Habit: Picking at my Feet
By Jane on September 28, 2009
Ok, here goes…I’ve been debating whether or not I should talk about this truly disgusting and embarrassing personal habit of mine…FEET PICKING. I know, gross ey??? This is dfficult to admit and publicize but I didn’t want my blog to be only about beautiful and happy things. I’m hoping this blog will help shed [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
Jane, amateur haircutter, strikes again.
By Jane on May 20, 2010
The boys are in need of a bit of a haircut. So, since I cut J LO’s hair the last time I was in LA, she wanted me to cut the boys hair. As I have said before, I’m definitely no professional and I’ve never been to beauty or hair school. I’ve cut women’s, girls’ [...]
Category: Random Stuff
