I’m taking Thelma and Louise on a field trip with their homeschool co-op. Where are we going today? We’re headed to Parrot Mountain and Wonderworks. Because our co-op scheduled a group tour, we were able to get a discount at Parrot Mountain for only $5 per child, one parent is free. Also, [...]
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Family time at the park full of tangles, pedometers, and feet.
By Jane on June 11, 2010
We’re at the same park again. It’s the kids’ favorite. This time, we bring the whole family. Fanny Mae, Freddie Mac and Lucy Lu are all with us. Freddie Mac is enjoying to his iPod versus listening to Fanny Mae yammering on about how he talks too loudly when listening to his iPod and can’t [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on January 31, 2011
A little while back, I stopped using lotions. Any kind of lotions…for the hands, body, face, suntan/block lotions. I just don’t use them anymore. Why? Well, it started years ago when I was reading that book that book, Natural Cures by Kevin Trudeau. And actually, that book is not really that great of a book, but the one [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Kwik Kwote: Boys and Their Tails…
By Jane on September 30, 2009
“I know why it hurts more for boys…because they have tails that’s why.” -Louise ??? Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding! (Tails=Penises, Get it???)
Category: Kwik Kwotes, Thelma & Louise
Jane: Wacking and Blowing Preggar.
By Jane on March 12, 2011
OMG, that title was too easy to pass up. I kill myself. (that comes with a knee-slap too). Sorry, I sometimes have a weird sense of humor. Must be the hormones. Yes, I’m going to blame everything on pregnancy hormones. Because I can. As I may have mentioned, it’s difficult to slow down. And I [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
By Jane on June 13, 2011
Little Benz is totally getting smothered with love. The girls are always fighting over who’s turn it is to hold Benz and often ask to hold him. “It’s my turn.” “I asked first.” “Remember I asked first but because he was crying, I didn’t get to hold him long.” “You got to hold him two times [...]
Category: Benz, Thelma & Louise
Another accident in the back seat of the Benz. Rushing to get to our first day of Homeschool Co-op.
By Jane on September 29, 2011
A few weeks ago, our homeschool co-op started up again. Our first day and of course we’re rushing to get to school on time. Usually the first day (and only the first day) I’m on time. So, in order to make it on time, we had to rush to the grocery store so I could get [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Biking Out to Starbucks with Lucy & Oscar
By Jane on November 28, 2009
We’re doing the biking Starbucks thing. This time though, we have an extra special guest. Oscar! Lucy is of course a special guest too but Oscar is the baby, so he gets more attention. Look how Hollywood Oscar is with his hoodie, purse, and basket.
Category: Lucy Lu, Random Stuff
Wanting a NATURAL child birth and research on the risks/side effects of inductions.
By Jane on May 24, 2011
Before I get to our birthing story, some background as to how we wanted to see this birth through. MY FIRST TWO PREGNANCIES Being pregnant nearly eight years after my last child and ten since the birth of my first…it was like starting over again. However, this time around I feel a little old and [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Easiest Way to Eat a Pomegranate
By Jane on December 23, 2009
The pomegranate is a fruit native to the Persian region. Known as the apple of Grenada, the pomegranate is high in fiber and is recently known as a super heathy fruit. Drinking pomegranate juice is quite popular and can assist with high blood pressure, cancer, heart disease, diabetes and prevention of the common cold.
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on April 22, 2010
I was driving the other day when a car caught my eye. What is that white boxy thing in the front there? I’ve never seen one before. Couldn’t even begin to tell what kind it was. I keep driving hoping to catch up with it so I can see. Even with my lasered eyes, you’d [...]
Category: Cars
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Loud teeny-bopper destroys my HAPPY time and positivity.
By Jane on September 13, 2010
So while I’m trying to read my POSITIVE magazine (ODE) and feeling all good inside, relaxing, reading, enjoying the light breeze, having my coffee and such, I was ABRUPTLY INTERRUPTED by two teenie boppers who decided to sit down at the table right next to me and start YAMMERING ABOUT LOUDLY at such a level [...]
Category: Jane Rant
Rummikub with Lucy and Mamma F.
By Jane on January 4, 2010
Another favorite game that Lucy and I like to play is Rummikub. If you’ve never played this game before, it’s a great game with family and friends. The kids can actually play too. Since Lucy just lost to me in Boggle, we decided to move on to Rummikub and we’ve invited Mamma F to play [...]
Category: Lucy Lu, My Big Fat Persian Family, Random Stuff
Mother’s Day Start: Breakfast at McD’s and a Flat Tire.
By Jane on May 12, 2011
Mother’s Day started off with breakfast with my girls. Mommy was craving some McDonald’s…which would come as a surprise to those who know me but pregnancy just brings about the incredible need for JUNK! Dick was still in bed so I took the girls and we headed to McD’s for breakfast. (In Dick’s defense, he [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy, Cars, Food
The No-TACKY-EYE-CRAP-in-the-yard Association.
By Jane on May 13, 2010
I woke up to a SUPERFABULOUS Saturday. I walk out my front door and I’m greeted by my Buddha. Buddha is so great to come home to. Isn’t his smile contagious? (He’s still PIMPED up from my party.) The air is FRESH, COOL and a brisk 60F on this beautiful Saturday morning. Because we live [...]
By Jane on December 24, 2010
I am one of those people who are really bad at sending stuff in the mail. For some reason it’s just super difficult for me to get to the post office…even when the lines aren’t incredibly long like the other day when I had to stand in line listening to the complainer guy. Unless necessary and [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Potential blood clot causes THIRD BALL.
By Jane on August 17, 2010
Dick’s “member” has now ceased swelling and is looking more normal. Except, there is now a THIRD ball. Jes, a turd ball! (That was for my dear sis. She can appreciate the humor in it.) After doing a lot of research online, Dick thinks it could be a blood clot. My entire family now knows [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Dinner at Katsuya Sushi on low key and fabulous New Year’s Eve.
By Jane on January 1, 2010
I have never really partied on New Year’s Eve. I always spend it at home, chillin. I think it’s because it’s cold and I really don’t want to venture out. Plus, with all the drunks out there, I would rather be with my family. As you can imagine, there’s tons to do in LA for [...]
Category: Family
Introducing…Oscar Meyer Weiner Snitzel!
By Jane on November 27, 2009
My dear sister, Lucy Lu, is here for the holidays and look who’s with her this time! It’s her new baby…OSCAR!
Category: Lucy Lu
Ewwww Pink! Going through a tomboy phase.
By Jane on September 19, 2010
We’re going through a tomboy phase where PINK is no longer favored. These days, I often hear: “That’s too girly Mommy!” So I guess we’re into the “tough chick” mode…especially Thelma. I’m not sure I can even get them in a dress or skirt. Kids and their phases. I guess I have mine too. Whatevs, [...]
Category: Smashin' Fashion, Thelma & Louise
Procrastinator turned Multitasker. Carpe Diem!
By Jane on November 10, 2009
The other day I was swamped with work to do because I had procrastinated for far too long on things that must be done. Procrastination was now biting me in the ass because I was missing out on one of the most beautiful days of Fall being that it was warm, sunny and mid-60s. While [...]
Category: Starbucks, Thru My Lens





