So, we decide to get rid of all the shit that is cluttering our office because…a cluttered house is a cluttered mind! My house isn’t as messy as like one of those houses you see on Clean House (Great show!) but cleanliness breeds for better quality of thinking and good feng shui for the room. [...]
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I Hate Fucking Making the Juice!
By Jane on August 31, 2009
Recently I’ve reverted to dropping f-bombs like the old days of working in manufacturing car plants. Well, maybe not as bad as before, but I find great satisfaction in using this word to express myself. I know it’s considered vulgar and profane but it’s so FUCKING expressive. It gives just the uummph I want for emphasis!
Category: Family
DRUNK DUDE is INSANELY HILARIOUS!!! You’re gonna pee in your pants.
By Jane on April 20, 2010
Ok, seriously, I’m not trying to be like Perez and post everything like him. It’s just that he finds some really good stuff! This is the most HILARIOUS VIDEO I’ve seen in a while! OMG, I almost peed in my pants!!! I love how the one dude tries to help the guy out and KICKS [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Some people are immune to cold weather. Not this Jane…
By Jane on December 16, 2010
When it’s cold like this… Where the temperature is like 11F… And who knows what it feels like with wind chill… Why the hell would you go out like this??? A tee-shirt and vest??? This is not spring! A short skirt??? This lady was doing her best not to slip and fall on her ass. [...]
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Your daily Benz: Benz and Piggy.
By Jane on June 22, 2011
Benz’s head often falls to the side, making him look so cockeyed. So, I looked around to see what I could put there to straighten him up a bit. Piggy fit quite nicely. Benz seemed to think so too…look how he’s holding on to it’s feet. -Jane, Mommy to Sweet Benz.
Category: Benz
Jane spending time with family.
By Jane on July 1, 2010
Sorry to be utterly slacking with my blogs. I’ve been spending some much needed time with my family from Australia and Toronto. Will catch you guys up on it very soon. Much much much to show you. Sometimes, you have to just live life instead of just talking about it. -Jane, Loving Spending Time with [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Tenant moves out so it’s off to Gotham City to “camp out” again.
By Jane on June 15, 2010
Although Dick goes to Gotham City all the time, I mostly go when a tenant moves out and the cleaning crew (ME) comes in. So, after showing the car and picking up Louise from swim practice, I pack and load up the car. Yes, it’s time to camp out again. Here’s all our gear. Blankets, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on May 21, 2010
Dick combed Carlton’s hair down to be funny. Thelma and I both agree that he looks like the Thin Man from the Charlie’s Angels Movie. Carlton is four and a half (can’t forget the half or he gets upset) and SUPER PLAYFUL. Such a character.
Category: Random Stuff
We find a rodent in the shed. Opossum or Rat?
By Jane on November 8, 2010
DISCLAIMER: To start, down here, we call OPPOSSUMS just POSSUM and all future reference to this rodent will be referred to as such. I just didn’t want to confuse those who don’t know this from the onset with the title. So I was in the shed getting some trimmers for the hedges when I spotted what I thought [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on February 27, 2010
I just discovered that I am also a poet. I found this poem I wrote in my newly found GREEN INDEX CARD HOLDER. Written probably about some boy I had a crush on. I must have thought the poem was pretty good otherwise I wouldn’t have taped it to this lovely green piece of construction [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 16, 2009
My 1.5 acre property has a massive amount of trees. I love it because I feel so much closer to nature yet I don’t have to live in the boonies away from civilization.
Category: Random Stuff
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Finding new tenants is an arduous task.
By Jane on December 5, 2009
So, we have one room left in one of our houses that are for rent in Gotham City. There are already two dudes in the house and I’ve been trying to rent the third for some time now. With people going into foreclosure left and right, they’re renting their houses out way below value and flooding [...]
Category: Jane Rant
We get invited to a last minute doggie wedding. Yuki & Oscar’s!!
By Jane on January 25, 2010
I had this idea to let my Mom’s new Pekingese (Yuki) mate with Oscar because I thought they would make cute babies. Lucy is up for it but reminds me that it might be difficult since Oscar only has one ball. Yes, one ball. No matter, we’re going to give it a try. Apparently though, [...]
Category: Family, Faves, Lucy Lu, Random Stuff, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on September 24, 2011
I love having visitors and it’s so great having everyone together. It’s always so exciting and happy and full of laughter. Grandpa and Grandma are ALL about the Benz. Look at my little Buddha and his moobs!!! My salsa…very easy to make and yummy! What else but hamburgers and hot dogs for Labor Day!! Oh, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Not ready to wear Maternity clothes? Get a belly band!
By Jane on January 23, 2011
I’m about five months along now and am trying to squeeze into the last bit of regular clothes that I can. Depending on the angle, and if I’ve just eaten or not, my bump isn’t that huge yet. So, in order to wear non-maternity clothes, I’m looking through my closet for shirts that fit bigger [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Major rain storm takes down THREE of our trees.
By Jane on April 25, 2010
With all the tornados going on in Mississippi, we’re getting the aftereffects here in Metropolis. Dick, the girls and I were spending the night at my parents house when we just had a HUGE rain storm. When I came home this morning to get started on the million of things I need to do, this [...]
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The kids are confined in the closet while we clean the townhouse.
By Jane on January 24, 2012
The next morning after we finally arrived in Gotham City, I woke up feeling tons better. I’m still a little tired but I’m finally able to get out of bed! Time to clean!! And although we had planned on staying at the unit that we’re cleaning up, we ended up deciding to stay at our [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Greed is the root of all evil.
By Jane on June 13, 2010
I have burnt my mouth and tongue taste testing food before it was ready. I can’t taste anything but that scratchy feeling in every bite. Now, the skin off the roof of my mouth is peeling as well. Greed really is the root of all evil. -Jane, Greedy Cook.
Category: Random Stuff
JANE IS SUPER ANGRY! FORGET PRISON, LET’S CASTRATE!!!
By Jane on April 10, 2010
Hearing HORRIFIC, SENSELESS stories like these PAINS ME SO MUCH and makes me SOOOOOOO ANGRY!!! It is reported that a 12-year old girl has died of INTERNAL BLEEDING after having sex with her MUCH OLDER HUSBAND (twice her age) three days before. TWELVE YEARS OLD! What the FUCK is a 24-year old man doing with [...]
Category: Jane Rant
Thanksgiving dinner. Gobble gobble!
By Jane on November 27, 2011
Every year, my dad is the one that makes our turkey for Thanksgiving. He is, afterall, THE CHEF in our house. This year, Louise was craving the potato dish that Lucy made last year, Cornflake potato casserole…kind of like Au Gratin. Except, this year, she used a different recipe. AND, because she left the cheese [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Translations from Aussie to American English.
By Jane on April 15, 2010
Whilst (Aussies say this alot, which is where Lucy picked it up from when she lived in Melbourne and has permeated into this Jane’s vocabulary.) my cousin was here visiting us from Australia, it was difficult understanding her at times. Not because of her accent, which is supercool, but because they have their own vocabulary! [...]
Category: Random Stuff
