Recently, I’m hobbing around like a GIMP because I pick my foot so much that I can’t walk on it because it’s has open cuts from me pulling off my skin to ease the itching of the new skin that has grown back oh, probably hundreds of times. EXTREMELY PAINFUL! Instead, you’ll see me limping [...]
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Celebrity Sighting: Brigitte Nielson at The Abbey.
By Jane on January 10, 2010
Dick, Mamma F, J Lo and friends go out on Christmas to The Abbey, known as one of the best gay clubs and is down the street from where Lucy lives. I went the Abbey last time I was in LA and decided not to go out this time because I’m lazy, it’s cold and [...]
Category: Dick, Jane Rant, My Big Fat Persian Family
Homeschooling Field Trip: Part 2 – Wonderworks
By Jane on September 27, 2009
We’ve just left Parrot Mountain and now here we are at Wonderworks. Wonderworks calls themselves an “Amusement Park for the Mind” that offers things such as an Inversion Tunnel (My kids freaked out and refused to go thru this.), a Bubble Lab, Optical Illusion Art, a Light and Sound Zone, Disaster Simulators, and tons more! [...]
Category: Homeschooling, Random Stuff, Thelma & Louise
We’re Cleaning HOUSE! With tenants out, it’s time to clean up!
By Jane on February 9, 2010
Although my tenant did a pretty good job cleaning, there are some things that tenants always miss. AIR FILTERS We always remind our tenants to change the filters in the house, and they could give two shits less what the air filter does. It never gets replaced. I don’t know why Dick has me even [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Dick and I go to an audition for a bank commercial.
By Jane on February 12, 2010
My agent tells us there is an audition for a commercial for a credit union. Dick and I both go.
Category: Acting & Modeling
By Jane on October 25, 2010
I didn’t eat anything prior to us going to the Halloween party so I was starving and craving some sushi. So, Dick and I ventured to one of our favorite sushi bars downtown after we left the party. What I like about this place is that it has a loungy feel. It’s like a neighborhood hang out where those who live nearby [...]
Category: Food
By Jane on November 20, 2009
Husbands need help with everything. Dick likes doing “everything” together because I’m super fun and make life exciting for him. We’re headed to Kinkos since Dick has to FedEx a couple of things and we’re stopping along the way before we go to the auction to test drive cars. Of course, Dick needs my help [...]
Category: Dick
By Jane on February 9, 2011
My dear sister, Lucy, often gets a good laugh at my expense. Lucy hasn’t seen me and my expanding tummy since Thanksgiving. Already prior to being pregnant, Lucy would say I looked like a mushroom…large on top with a skinny stem. However, this last time, she has since changed her description of me. “You look [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Thelma cleans the bathroom. No, this is not another Cinderella Story.
By Jane on January 18, 2010
My lovely Thelma thought she would help her Mommy out and clean the bathroom. No, I did not force her…She totally did this out of her own will and the goodness of her sweet little heart. Actually, I wasn’t supposed to see any of this. Thelma wanted to surprise me. Thelma is wearing a vintage dress from [...]
Category: Faves, Smashin' Fashion, Thelma & Louise
Video of me painting flowers and butterflies on the walls.
By Jane on March 10, 2010
Here’s a clip of me painting some flowers and butterflies on the walls…fast forwarded 2000 times. I woke up in the middle of the night and worked until morning on this. Nighttime is the only time to work. No interruptions…just quiet. Ahhhhhh. The girls were sleeping in mine and Dick’s room while I was working [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff, Videos
How to use Velcro Rollers, by Jane
By Jane on October 9, 2009
You’ve seen them on celebrities and supermodels. You’re wondering, what do these round, velcro things do and how will it help me look better? If you’re some lucky gorgeous model who rolls out of bed looking fabulous, you are not going to benefit from this post. The rest of us who need assistance from a [...]
Category: Just Jane
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Benz explodes from being in the 5th to the 70th percentile in two months!
By Jane on August 1, 2011
It’s time for Benz’s two-month doctor’s visit and I’m running late. Surprise, surprise. I didn’t even remember that I had the appointment for that day when I woke up in the morning. I had just randomly called to see when my appointment would be, thinking it was in a few days, but the receptionist advised [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on May 6, 2010
What did you think, I was going to dish all the goods on myself? Ain’t no junk in MY trunk. Well, actually there is. Doesn’t EVERYONE have junk in their trunk??? ANYWAY, I decided to follow my Aussie cousin’s non-wasteful energy ways and take advantage of the crazy heat we’re getting these days. I don’t [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Ashereste Recipe: Persian Vegetable and Bean Hearty Soup. So great for cold weather.
By Jane on February 17, 2010
Ashereste is a Persian hearty soup that could easily be a meal on its own. This is an EXCELLENT soup for the cold, cold winter we’re having. Because this soup takes a while to make, I usually make a bunch and either have people over, give it away, or freeze it to eat another day.
Category: Culinary Goddess
By Jane on November 25, 2009
Remember how I told you I fall asleep easily? (No? Click HERE.) Yet another movie that I’ve only seen the first half of. Victim to falling asleep while watching a movie at home…again. When I’m physically at the movie theater I can usually stay awake. I’ve only fallen asleep during 2-3 of those. Anyone else [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Aunty Lucy lugs a birthday cake for Louise all the way from LA!
By Jane on March 14, 2011
Being the loving and totally awesome Auntie that Lucy is, Lucy decides to order a cake in LA and from the same place we had bought a cake for Thelma’s 8th birthday that we celebrated in LA. Louise had decided on using a “Hippie Chick” party theme from Party City…so Lucy used the invitation as inspiration [...]
Category: Lucy Lu, Thelma & Louise
Another day, another park. Scavenger hunts, tag, and fun, fun, fun.
By Jane on October 14, 2009
Since we happened to be in downtown Metropolis, Dick and I decide to take Thelma and Louise to one of their favorite parks. It’s an amazing, great park built by community volunteers and the kids love it because it’s like a big maze for them.
Category: Family
Need to relax? Candle therapy is the best!
By Jane on May 10, 2010
This Jane LOVES candles. They’re so romantic and great for relaxing. I especially love using tea lights. All my candles are placed in STRATEGIC locations for a specific overall DESIRED look and feel, highlighting particular things.
Category: Random Stuff
Procrastinator turned Multitasker. Carpe Diem!
By Jane on November 10, 2009
The other day I was swamped with work to do because I had procrastinated for far too long on things that must be done. Procrastination was now biting me in the ass because I was missing out on one of the most beautiful days of Fall being that it was warm, sunny and mid-60s. While [...]
Category: Starbucks, Thru My Lens
Removing Fall Leaves, Round 2.
By Jane on November 22, 2009
So, last time, round one was using my handy dandy backpack leaf blower. (Click HERE for that post.). This time, there’s not as many leaves so I use my Husquevarna riding lawn mower to mulch up the leaves and push them to the side. Even though it is sunny today, there is a breeze and it’s chilly. [...]
Category: Just Jane
