Hangnails are the absolute WORST. They are little pieces of torn skin around your cuticles and it’s usually because your skin is dry. Mine is dried to hell from painting and washing my hands constantly. Plus, it’s winter and my bony hands just get dry. One time, I held my own hand and I was [...]
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By Jane on December 21, 2009
Being that my iMac is large, it is not portable when you have to fly somewhere. I’m working off Dick’s PC laptop. I hate it. I miss my iMac greatly. It is true. Once you go Mac, you never go back. I need to get a Macbook Pro. Gods! Santa! You can add that to [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Breakfast at Chick-fil-A. Fast Food Ketchup etiquette: Get yo’ own!
By Jane on February 7, 2011
My sister, Lucy Lu, is back in town! As soon as we pick her up from the airport early in the morning, the girls wanted to head over to Chick-fil-A for breakfast. Of course, this preggar was craving some Chick-fil-A too. A chicken biscuit, with a side of gravy (oh yeah!) and some tater tots. [...]
Category: Food
Jane and Lucy Represent…East Coast, West Coast.
By Jane on December 29, 2009
It’s morning and Lucy and I decide to go have coffee. We walk to Starbucks and I notice that the Starbucks completely in the shade and because outside is the entire reason I like to go have coffee, we decide to go across the street to the Coffee Bean where it is nice and sunny and try [...]
Category: Starbucks
Shakira comes over and we have Persian fish with Persian dirty rice.
By Jane on December 2, 2011
My friend, Shakira, has been dying to meet Benz. I’ve known her as long as I’ve known Dick cause she was actually there the night we met and was with Dick and his friends at the same International Party I was at. Shakira keeps telling me that she’s going to kidnap my boy. So, over the [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 14, 2011
So while I was hanging with my girl having coffee, her “man friend” calls. “Man friend” was asking her what she was doing. Confuscia says…(matter-of-factly) “We hangin’ out here at the Starbucks lookin’ like a million bucks.” LOL. -Jane, Friend to Confuscia.
Category: Random Stuff
Wanting a NATURAL child birth and research on the risks/side effects of inductions.
By Jane on May 24, 2011
Before I get to our birthing story, some background as to how we wanted to see this birth through. MY FIRST TWO PREGNANCIES Being pregnant nearly eight years after my last child and ten since the birth of my first…it was like starting over again. However, this time around I feel a little old and [...]
Category: Pregnant Jane
By Jane on August 27, 2010
Every once in a while, I like to go to the auction to check out the cars. Dick usually does it but I like to see what’s there and test drive them. I thought that Eminem, being a young man, would enjoy seeing all the different cars. He did. AUDI When we check out cars, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
The Best Chinese Buffet I’ve Ever Been To. Jane overindulges.
By Jane on April 1, 2010
Whilst in Gotham City, we go to the BEST CHINESE BUFFET I’ve ever been to. It’s HUGE, packed, and has everything! Inside there is one huge center bar and then 4-5 other bars lined up. We had to wait for about 30 minutes before we were seated because it was so crowded. I spot some [...]
Category: Food
By Jane on February 9, 2011
My dear sister, Lucy, often gets a good laugh at my expense. Lucy hasn’t seen me and my expanding tummy since Thanksgiving. Already prior to being pregnant, Lucy would say I looked like a mushroom…large on top with a skinny stem. However, this last time, she has since changed her description of me. “You look [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Our first real swim meet…a very long one.
By Jane on July 1, 2011
It’s our first real swim meet of the season. The girls are excited because their best friends from Gotham City are here, you know…the ones where we had the meltdown in the parking lot? First are warm-ups. This is before all the chaos starts. Swim meets are usually pretty crowded. You have the swimmers and [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Girls, if you want new Converses and Heely’s, you’re gonna have to save yo money!
By Jane on October 19, 2011
Money doesn’t fall from trees (although it would be really nice if it did) and I get super annoyed when my girls run up to me and ask me to buy this and that and many times, without even looking at the price! My first response to their request is always, “Did you look at [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Merry-go-rounds and Vending Machines get my kids every time.
By Jane on April 18, 2010
It never fails, whenever we are at Wal-Mart, the girls want to ride the Merry-Go-Round. This little thing that goes around and around and around… It seems to be never ending…and brings them so much joy. Not to mention, the vending machines are ALWAYS calling their name. Here’s a video below of all the excitement and fun.
Category: Thelma & Louise, Videos
By Jane on August 14, 2010
Shortly after the one top tooth fell out, Louise yanked out the loose one that was next to it too! Girlfriend is INSANE! Every time I see that big gap in the front it reminds me of a METH HEAD or CRACK HEAD. Just sayin’! I think it’s thuper-cute. LOL! Cutest meth head I’ve ever [...]
Category: Faves, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on December 16, 2009
Even though we planned on having Thelma’s birthday in LA, a last minute party was thrown together the night before we decided to have Thelma’s birthday. Hours before the party and I’m running around getting last minute items for the party. We had invited guests to come at 1:00 but we were NOT anywhere close to being ready [...]
Category: My Big Fat Persian Family, Thelma & Louise
Men making beds: Now that I know you know how to do it correctly…
By Jane on February 16, 2010
Of course, I’m always the one making the bed. I like a made bed and hate it when I get ready to go to sleep at night as see a messy bed. Plus, when I sleep, the sheets hardly move but when Dick sleeps, they’re ALL OVER the place! (Which makes my job oh so [...]
Category: Ranting Jane
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