Fun with Jane & Dick

Do you guys remember when our family got to model for a Bayliner Boats shoot? Yes, two months after having birthed my son the car, we were hired as a family (sans Benz) to be in a commercial for Bayliner Boats. Nearly a year later and they’ve finally uploaded the videos to their Website. Here [...]

The weather in Metropolos has be ABSOLUTELY GEORGEOUS!! Who needs California? Not right now anyway. Metropolos usually has a good 2-3 weeks of Spring and then it’s HOT, MUGGY SUMMER-LIKE WEATHER. I love SPRING for it’s rebirth of all the flowers, plants and trees. This is a special tulip that I bought in Holland while [...]

In LA, people pay to have other people, dog walkers, walk their dogs while they are at work. My sister, Lucy, is one of them. A dog walker comes to her house every day when she’s at work and walks her dog, Oscar, for half and hour and then leaves a report. Yes, a doggie [...]

We’re leaving the parking lot at Taylor Swift’s graduation, which is actually not a parking lot but the school yard. However, people were parking there anyway…me being one of them because Rhianna TOLD ME TO. I was backing up slowly and did NOT expect to SMACK right into a pole. Yes a pole. OOOOOPS, did [...]

I continue with Day 2 of cleaning and I noticed that the laundry machines are all dusty so I decided to attack that whole area next. Between the machines are those reusable cloth/durable plastic grocery bags and coolers and more bags. I notice though that the ones on the bottom are moist and there’s dust [...]

The other day Dick was holding Benz while sitting on the couch, watching politics on TV at my parents house, eating his sunflower seeds like a typical Persian man. Not noticing that Benz had gotten into some stuff on the side table next to the couch, Dick soon discovers Benz’s face completely covered in chocolate. [...]