The other day, Thelma had found a black rag that was once part of Dick’s shirt. It had just been washed. She decided she wanted to wear it. She looks just adorable!! In Muslim cultures, older girls and women are REQUIRED to wear head dresses to cover their head and hair. I think it’s awesome [...]
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By Jane on October 4, 2011
I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Don’t know if it’s the baby or writer’s block or just total lack of motivation but I’m totally slack in writing posts. Apologies all around. Hoping to come out of this blog slump soon. -Jane, Unmotivated. Look, I’m not even motivated to change the font of my signature [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Kwik Kwote: Boys and Their Tails…
By Jane on September 30, 2009
“I know why it hurts more for boys…because they have tails that’s why.” -Louise ??? Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding! (Tails=Penises, Get it???)
Category: Kwik Kwotes, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on June 9, 2010
Most Corvettes scream MID LIFE CRISIS cause most of the time, they’re usually driven by some old guy. I’m not really a fan. Unless, it’s an antique like this one. LOVES IT! -Jane, Fan of Antique Corvettes
Category: Cars
Louise is determined to complete her Summer Reading Book Club.
By Jane on July 29, 2011
You may remember last year when the girls were reading up a storm to claim their prize for the summer reading book club. Well, this year they were a little less motivated since they already knew what the prize was…a booklet that had freebies like a free ice cream, free tickets to our Ladies Soccer [...]
Category: Random Stuff
SPRING IS HERE! Using Fanny Mae’s fresh flowers to decorate and liven up my house.
By Jane on March 20, 2011
Since SPRING is HERE (Officially on March 21st) and we have guests coming from out of town coming to visit (nothing like having guests to make you want to clean), I go raid my mom’s garden for some fresh flowers to decorate the house. Now, it’s time to arrange them. Flower arranging is a Japanese [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Justice Girls coupons gets us every time.
By Jane on November 13, 2009
My girls LOVE shopping at Justice Girls and Justice knows exactly how to entice us into shopping at their store. They send us these 40% off coupons which my kids look for and find in the mail.
Category: Smashin' Fashion
By Jane on November 6, 2009
I love the texture and lighting of these images. Ok, so actually, it’s a PRESSURE COOKER…
Category: Thru My Lens
We find a rodent in the shed. Opossum or Rat?
By Jane on November 8, 2010
DISCLAIMER: To start, down here, we call OPPOSSUMS just POSSUM and all future reference to this rodent will be referred to as such. I just didn’t want to confuse those who don’t know this from the onset with the title. So I was in the shed getting some trimmers for the hedges when I spotted what I thought [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Biking with the family to Olive Garden for dinner.
By Jane on October 8, 2010
As you may or may not know, we have our own piece of Europe in my back yard, where if we wanted to, we can bike to almost all the places we need…big names including Super Target, Super Wal-mart, Starbucks, Ross, Old Navy, Hobby Lobby, Chick-fil-A, Cracker Barrel, Victoria’s Secret, Pier 1…well, there’s just too [...]
Some people just don’t get the social cues.
By Jane on August 10, 2010
I was at the Asian grocery store the other day and it was PACKED! It’s the day that all the produce comes in FRESH and everyone always comes that day. So, I’m standing in line, which is backed up, and there’s a woman at the register who is yammering away. You know the kind…the ones [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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Jane and Dick: Goth School Girl and Boy.
By Jane on November 2, 2010
As you may remember, Dick I were School Girl and Preppy School Boy last week. This week, I wanted to venture to the DARK side and get my yearly inner GOTH out. You know how much I am Goth at heart. So I brought out the chains and spiked studded jewelry. I really dig the chains and [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane: Future Female Ping Pong Champion???
By Jane on October 27, 2009
Dick and I play ping pong alot thanks to a table we got for Christmas from Lucy Lu. We love it and play any chance we get! As you may know, I really want to add competitive ping pong champion to my resume.
Category: Random Stuff
Right song + Wrong timing = Embarrassing Moment.
By Jane on November 25, 2009
June Cleaver and I became good friends when Thelma was in public school for Kindergarten. One of the few good things that came out of that. June and I connected right away being that June is also an exceptional artist, she’s groovy, down-to-earth and unpretentious…she’s not your typical “Mommy” and isn’t phased by some of [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
By Jane on November 4, 2009
I just tried this for the first time the other day…Fried Pickles. Actually, it’s really good. If you like pickles at all and if you like fried food, then you need to try this! -Jane, New Fan of Fried Pickles
Category: Random Stuff
Japanese Lunch Boxes: Presentation is key. Food Art for your tummy.
By Jane on October 23, 2010
My mom sends me tons of forwards….some get read, some don’t. This one was a cute one, full of pictures of Japanese lunch boxes. The Japanese are all about PRESENTATION and it shows! But, who has the kind of time to put something like this together! They’re like pieces of art. Food Art!
Category: Food
We goin’ ridin’ in our PINK CADILLAC.
By Jane on February 15, 2011
No, not me! Although, I spotted one the other day on the road. It’s such a horrible tone of pink, like florescent or something. Florescent anything is heinous. I’m like, who would drive such a thing? Upon closer examination, I see the side emblem. Ok, Mary Kay, makes sense now…except…it was a DUDE driving the [...]
Category: Cars
How to get a perfect soft boiled egg.
By Jane on October 13, 2010
If you are not a fan of hard boiled eggs, you should try soft boiled eggs. A soft boiled egg is an egg that is boiled only to the point that the white is fully cooked but the yolk is still liquid and tasty. Over the weekend, on a fresh beautiful morning, I made Dick [...]
Category: Food
Brussel Sprouts: Love em or Leave em?
By Jane on April 29, 2010
Whenever people talk about kids not wanting to eat their veggies, somehow Brussel Sprouts come to mind. The girls and I were reading about why it’s good it eat veggies that are in season and why they are good for you. It is good for you to eat vegetables that are in season because you [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Getting Out Tea Stains with Oxy Clean
By Jane on February 15, 2010
We’re Persian, so we drink a lot of Persian Black Tea. We like to drink it hot and iced. My container for the iced tea is stained pretty badly. But, it’s impossible to clean and is only getting worse. How do I scrub this out with a sponge? I’ve tried and it doesn’t work! OXY CLEAN [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Kwik Kwote: Dude at the Country Bar. Does a fat baby’s fart stink?
By Jane on March 30, 2010
I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle. DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.) DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…” DUDE 2: “Well of [...]
Category: Random Stuff





