Since the girls fell asleep while I was finishing up our Sponge Bob pumpkin, they were surprised to see that Mommy didn’t screw up the carving job. I’m glad my “customers” were happy with their order.
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“Mommy, why do we have to shop on eBay?”
By Jane on November 16, 2009
The other day, on our way somewhere (I can’t remember where. The pregnancy amnesia never seemed to go away.), Louise was hassling me for some ice skates now that she is taking lessons. Before, she hardly ever wanted to go ice skating but now that I’ve been taking the time to help her, she’s gained a [...]
Category: Kwik Kwotes
By Jane on September 24, 2011
I love having visitors and it’s so great having everyone together. It’s always so exciting and happy and full of laughter. Grandpa and Grandma are ALL about the Benz. Look at my little Buddha and his moobs!!! My salsa…very easy to make and yummy! What else but hamburgers and hot dogs for Labor Day!! Oh, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on April 5, 2011
Does this give you any kind of inclination as to the state of my brains? I almost walked out the door like this. Only after a bit did I realize that something didn’t feel just quite right. Luckily I did make the necessary adjustments prior to venturing out in public. -Jane, Preggar Brained.
Category: Random Stuff
Here comes the NEW GEEK SQUAD!
By Jane on April 25, 2010
We’re at BEST BUY and they, too, have gotten in on the CUSTOM BUGGY bandwagon. My kids love these cars and will snag one at every opportunity…even if we just need a couple of things that I can just as easily carry. However, Mommy gets suckered into pushing this heavy thing. I’m just wondering when they [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
By Jane on February 10, 2012
My post I just wrote on Co-sleeping was actually prompted by this very topic of babies sleeping through the night. I was trolling the web to find articles that discussed when is normal for babies to start sleeping through the night. I wanted to know if Benz was constantly waking up because he’s a breast-fed [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on August 23, 2009
I always pictured car salesmen to be fast-talking, wheelin’ and dealin’ men. Never in my WILDEST dreams did I think that I would be among them because I’m not the kind of person that likes to sell anything. I suck at it and it does not come naturally for me like it does for DICK. I don’t like having to convince anyone to buy anything. So when I started doing business for myself, I learned that EVERYTHING is sales. Shit! The one thing I can’t stand to do! One constantly has to sell themselves, whether it be their idea, their product or themselves. Sales is a must-have skill that everyone needs to learn but I must have fallen asleep in class again. (I’m infamous for my amazing ability to fall asleep anywhere and within a few seconds.)
Category: Cars
Pier 1 Fun Lucy and Fanny Mae.
By Jane on September 16, 2010
I love Pier 1. I love all the accessories there. Here are some pics of us browsing around. Comfy Oscar? I would be too! Blinged out EYELASH CURLERS! Really??? I used to use eyelash curlers but I’m so afraid I’m going to rip them ALL out that I only wear mascara now. Plus they curl [...]
Category: Random Stuff
I suppose if I were getting ready to step in shit, you’d let me.
By Jane on April 3, 2012
It’s 4:30am and Dick and I had just gone to bed around 2:30am. Benz ends up waking up crying for milk, so you can only imagine how tired I am. But there’s no more milk so he needs a refill. So, I look over and see that Dick is not going to move, even though [...]
Category: Ranting Jane
Jane loses humiliation bet but can definitely ROCK a mustache!
By Jane on August 24, 2010
With Lucy and my cousins being in town, we’re playing lots of cards. You remember the popular Vietnamese card game, Tien Len? TIME FOR HUMILIATION BET Normally, I don’t play for money but we had been playing for a little just to make it interesting. Well, it got boring one night while we were at [...]
Category: Random Stuff
I have been DUPED!! So this is what crack is like.
By Jane on December 3, 2009
I recently ran out of my favorite mushroom seasoning that is an MSG substitute. Although MSG makes everything takes SUPER yummy, it’s been linked to cause cancer and is not good for you. I love this mushroom seasoning and put it in almost everything.
Category: Ranting Jane
The park, boys with long curly hair, and getting locked out of the car.
By Jane on January 26, 2010
Since it was a nice day in winter, we took the kids to the park.
Category: Family, Thelma & Louise
Ice Skating in LA during winter in shorts and tee shirts???
By Jane on January 13, 2010
When we were in LA, Thelma was begging me to go ice skating like EVERY DAY. She missed it SO much. Around the corner from J Lo’s place was one of those small, temporary outdoor rinks they set up over the “winter” in her area. I don’t like these because usually the ice is really [...]
Category: Family, My Big Fat Persian Family, Thelma & Louise
You don’t see motorcycle riders like this in my neck of the woods.
By Jane on July 8, 2010
As I’m driving around Toronto, I spot this dude on a motorcyle. He catches my eye because the motorcyle guys around where I live don’t look or dress like this dude. Actually, this look would have totally passed in my neck of the woods if it had not been for the Parasuco bag. Only a METROSEXUAL [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Keeping Benz from following in Mommy’s TCBY-addicted footsteps.
By Jane on May 9, 2012
You may know by now that have an obsession with TCBY. It’s my preggar addiction. Remember when I nearly kicked my husband’s ass for eating too much of mine while I was pregnant last time? There’s no other frozen yogurt that compares…in my opinion. Sadly, the one close to my house, and the one where [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Oscar roasting on an open fire.
By Jane on December 17, 2009
I had a little bit of fun with Oscar today. It’s a wonder why he’s not that fond of me.
Category: Random Stuff
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