It is the inevitable question that every parent faces at some point or another. Louise is asking me AGAIN if Santa is real. The answer? Not so easy. Do you continue with your trickery so that your child can believe in the goodness that is Santa Claus? Or tell them the truth and hope there [...]
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Kwik Kwote: Dude at the Country Bar. Does a fat baby’s fart stink?
By Jane on March 30, 2010
I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle. DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.) DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…” DUDE 2: “Well of [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Tenant moves out so it’s off to Gotham City to “camp out” again.
By Jane on June 15, 2010
Although Dick goes to Gotham City all the time, I mostly go when a tenant moves out and the cleaning crew (ME) comes in. So, after showing the car and picking up Louise from swim practice, I pack and load up the car. Yes, it’s time to camp out again. Here’s all our gear. Blankets, [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on August 26, 2010
Warning visitors! If you come stay at my house, I may put you to work. I’m not opposed to child labor. LOL Anyway, Taylor loves helping. She really does! Em, on the other hand, is a bonafide ADULT. Plus, I’m right alongside them…cooking with Taylor, mowing the grass. They’re just ASSISTING! Yes, a little bit [...]
Category: Random Stuff
My Asian, nearly non-existent eye lashes definitely need mascara!
By Jane on December 15, 2010
I’m Asian and we’re not really known for having long eyelashes. Actually, Asians are lucky if they even have an inkling of lashes. Unlike my Persian-mixed daughters who inherited long luscious lashes from her father’s side, I am not as fortunate as they are. Therefore, I need a little assistance from the mascara wand. My [...]
Category: Random Stuff
My Dick Costs a Late Night Fee…
By Jane on October 29, 2009
If you have seen Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, then you know this song. It’s got a fantastic beat and it’s HIGHlarious. When I listen to music, most of the time I’m paying attention to the beats. So… WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! It contains adult material so if you are easily offended, do NOT [...]
Category: Dick
Daddy combing baby Benz’s hair. Really???
By Jane on January 29, 2012
Dick was going to take Benz for a short walk around the block using the Baby Bjorn. Prior to leaving and being the pretty boy that he is, he stopped by the bathroom to make sure he was looking good now that he has an added accessory…our son. I then glance over and see Dick [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Thelma wants to revert back to the MOHAWK DAYS.
By Jane on March 16, 2010
Thelma has been begging me to cut her hair again…She’s missing her mo-hawk days. This was two years ago. Girlfriend is SUPER-FIERCE with her HAWK. I wish I could rock a HAWK but this Jane’s head is too big for that. Dick would agree, I’m sure. However, it’s still too cold now and I want [...]
Category: Do It Yourself, Thelma & Louise
What to do with a bad watermelon? Juice it!
By Jane on July 28, 2011
You know how much I love watermelon in the summer, well, it’s always super disappointing when I get one that is mushy, powdery, pink (instead of red) and not sweet…like this one. Oh the disappointment!!! Of course, when shopping for watermelons, I always do that thumping thing that I see everyone else do…but seriously, I [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Thankful that we are unscathed by record hail, rain, thunderstorms, and tornados.
By Jane on April 28, 2011
The South was hit SUPER HARD by a tremendous amount of thunderstorms, tornados and crazy hail. Some of my friends were reporting baseball and golfball-sized hail, dinged-up cars, damage to their houses, and leaking roofs. Dick was out of town so we went to my parents’ house. As soon as we heard the pounding of [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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By Jane on October 27, 2009
Because I’m a do-it-yourself Jane and I don’t like paying for things I can do myself, I’ve learned how to do a few electrician-type things around the house. I can change electrical outlets and even install new lights and ceiling fans. Fortunately, I’ve never electrocuted myself. A plus, since I need to retain all the [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on June 13, 2011
Little Benz is totally getting smothered with love. The girls are always fighting over who’s turn it is to hold Benz and often ask to hold him. “It’s my turn.” “I asked first.” “Remember I asked first but because he was crying, I didn’t get to hold him long.” “You got to hold him two times [...]
Category: Benz, Thelma & Louise
By Jane on November 20, 2009
Husbands need help with everything. Dick likes doing “everything” together because I’m super fun and make life exciting for him. We’re headed to Kinkos since Dick has to FedEx a couple of things and we’re stopping along the way before we go to the auction to test drive cars. Of course, Dick needs my help [...]
Category: Dick
All Work and No Play??? NO WAY!!!
By Jane on August 31, 2009
We just had some tenants move out of one of our residential rental properties and so, it’s time for the cleaning crew to come in. By cleaning crew, I mean myself, Dick, and the girls. By doing it ourselves, we save big and the girls love a change of scenery. So, we pack our bags for a few days but since there’s nothing in the townhouse, so we also pack blankets, pillows, food and stuff to cook with (this helps cut down on expenses and time since we can just stay put and work). Yes, I’m a slave driver! No,
We just had some tenants move out and so, it’s time for the cleaning crew to come in. By cleaning crew, I mean myself, Dick, and the girls. By doing it ourselves, we save big and the girls love a change of scenery. So, we pack our bags for a few days but since there’s nothing in the townhouse, so we also pack blankets, pillows, food and stuff to cook with (this helps cut down on expenses and time since we can just stay put and work). Yes, I’m a slave driver! No, I’m just efficient. Off we go in the car for a 4 hour drive. Here’s some pics along the way:
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
By Jane on June 24, 2011
While the girls are playing on the playground, Dick and I go for a walk with Benz. Only, it seems like it’s just the two of them… Dick took a few of me but they were just hideous. Not solely the fault of the photographer. I wish Dick had some photo skillz so that I [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on March 16, 2010
My girls met up with some of their BOY friends, not boyfriends, at the park to play the other day.
Category: Random Stuff
Merry-go-rounds and Vending Machines get my kids every time.
By Jane on April 18, 2010
It never fails, whenever we are at Wal-Mart, the girls want to ride the Merry-Go-Round. This little thing that goes around and around and around… It seems to be never ending…and brings them so much joy. Not to mention, the vending machines are ALWAYS calling their name. Here’s a video below of all the excitement and fun.
Category: Thelma & Louise, Videos
Louise hand models for Dentek Fun Flossers for kids.
By Jane on September 24, 2010
Louise got called in be a “hand model” for a print job. We didn’t know what product she was modeling or who the company was until we got to the studio for the shoot. The product was DENTEK FUN FLOSSERS for kids. On the way to the studio, Louise and I were chatting. “I hope [...]
Category: Acting & Modeling
Making room for the twin beds.
By Jane on December 30, 2010
Now that I’ve gotten past stepping in crap while picking up the mattresses for the girls, we are ready to put the frames together. However first, we need to clear out their room! MOVING OUT THE BED We start by taking their old bed out of the room and discover that the headboard will not [...]
Category: Random Stuff
