I have never really partied on New Year’s Eve. I always spend it at home, chillin. I think it’s because it’s cold and I really don’t want to venture out. Plus, with all the drunks out there, I would rather be with my family. As you can imagine, there’s tons to do in LA for [...]
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Jane and Dick, victims to an exploding Benz.
By Jane on August 3, 2011
We like to let Benz lay around naked and be “free” without the confines of a papery diaper every now and then. FREE AND NAKED I usually only do this after Benz has done his business so that I can reduce my chances of having further “accidents”. His skin is so soft and yummy. See [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on August 6, 2010
Louise is a late bloomer when it comes to her teeth. Till now, the only teeth she has lost are her two middle bottom ones and just now, her top ones are starting to wiggle. For some reason, Louise is DETERMINED to get the one top one out of there before MIA leaves and wiggles [...]
Category: Random Stuff
When someone JUST falls asleep, DO NOT BOTHER them, unless you want a new hole torn in your ass.
By Jane on March 19, 2010
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! When someone I JUST falls asleep, DO NOT BOTHER them me, unless you want a new hole torn in your ass!!! (Dick!) So, I’m extremely tired from being up the night before, getting minimal sleep, running around, hanging out with family and friends…up since 6:30 with no naps in between. I know, hard [...]
Category: Jane Rant
Whip My Hair by Willow Smith. This 9-year old is AMAZING.
By Jane on October 18, 2010
Will and Jada-Pinkett Smith have made one SUPER POWER HOUSE of a family. Their kids act and even sing, taking after their SUPER FAMOUS parents. The latest offspring to make it big is WILLOW SMITH who has a POWERHOUSE VOICE and SPUNK that reminds me of a young Rihanna. Girlfirend is SUPER FIERCE and I [...]
Category: Videos
HORSE DUNG launched at police during G20 Protests. Ew!
By Jane on July 12, 2010
Great view but nothing really exciting on the roof, so us Chicas continue on. We walk a little further and see some people standing around in the distance. The owner of this orange sports car has some balls parking so close to the protests. He’s the only car in the lot. More police standing around [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Robert Downey Jr in Sherlock. Super Sexy.
By Jane on December 19, 2009
A bus in LA pulled up next to me and oh what a happy surprise that was…a lovely ad for Robert Downey Jr.’s new movie, Sherlock Holmes. Um…cam we say YUMMY! He has a tinge of Hugh Jackman in this picture.
Category: Random Stuff
Kwik Kwote: Dude at the Country Bar. Does a fat baby’s fart stink?
By Jane on March 30, 2010
I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle. DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.) DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…” DUDE 2: “Well of [...]
Category: Random Stuff
The object of Benz’s fountain…Jane gets sprayed!
By Jane on June 25, 2011
They say having a boy is different and I’m starting to see that. I’m totally sweet on my little guy. However, when they’re so little like this, babies are pretty much the same in the sense that all they do is eat, sleep and poop. The only obvious difference right now is the boys have [...]
Category: Benz
Persian Celebrity Sighting: Sattar
By Jane on January 10, 2010
Dick, Mamma F and J Lo seem to have no problems finding celebrities. They run into a Persian celebrity at a local Persian supermarket in Woodland Hills. His name is Sattar and he is one of the most famous traditional Persian singers out there.
Category: Music to My Ears, My Big Fat Persian Family, Videos
Emergency cell phone rescue today paid off.
By Jane on December 1, 2009
I had the most unfortunate task of saving my cell phone today. Because I was wearing my PJs and had no pockets for my phone, I slid it down the back of my pants, so that my panties were holding it in place (Luckily, I don’t wear thongs). I know, great place right? Whatever. So, [...]
Category: Jane Rant
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Stomachs are hurting BIG TIME but Louise and I refuse to do #2 in public.
By Jane on June 22, 2010
After Louise’s shoot is done, we are heading home…it’s two hours remember? We had just been on the road for about half an hour when my stomach started hurting and starts to gurgle. You know the kind where you’re like “Hmmmm…not good.” It’s the kind of gurgle that one gets when THE RUNS (A.k.a. Diarhea) is [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Painting the girls room. We’re going TECHNO! Color #1.
By Jane on March 7, 2010
It seems that around this time every year, when it starts to warm up, I get this urge to paint. Yes, this Jane loves to paint. I’ve been wanting to do the girls room for a while. The last time, I just painted some polka dots all over it with leftover paint I had over [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Kids fashion: Wearing Pajamas in public is totally stylish.
By Jane on November 10, 2009
Here my Sassy Louise is making a fashion statement out of pajama tops. Tinkerbell is the latest thing, didn’t you know?
Category: Smashin' Fashion, Thelma & Louise
Video of me painting flowers and butterflies on the walls.
By Jane on March 10, 2010
Here’s a clip of me painting some flowers and butterflies on the walls…fast forwarded 2000 times. I woke up in the middle of the night and worked until morning on this. Nighttime is the only time to work. No interruptions…just quiet. Ahhhhhh. The girls were sleeping in mine and Dick’s room while I was working [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff, Videos
Metropolis gets hit by snow again!
By Jane on January 10, 2011
I’ve been waiting for this snow all night since they kept saying the Southeast was going to get hit by a storm again. And finally, it came! It’s 6am now and here are pictures that I just took of my front and back yard. As you can see, it’s still dark outside. FRONT BACK We’re [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on November 23, 2010
If you’ve never tried Lenny’s Subs, you really MUST. It’s so deliciously yummy. I don’t really even know why…it’s so simple yet I absolultely crave a good Lenny’s Sub. However, when I’m too lazy to leave my bubble and head to the nearest Lenny’s, I make my own version of it at home. Using a [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess
By Jane on February 9, 2011
My dear sister, Lucy, often gets a good laugh at my expense. Lucy hasn’t seen me and my expanding tummy since Thanksgiving. Already prior to being pregnant, Lucy would say I looked like a mushroom…large on top with a skinny stem. However, this last time, she has since changed her description of me. “You look [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane flips her shiz. Oh I could just kill a man.
By Jane on June 17, 2010
We left off with Dick, smirking. There are no pictures of the following events but I will try to illustrate for you when applicable. I’m trying to let go of everything but with no sleep for almost two days, I’m definitely not in the mood for further BUTTON PUSHING. and Dick knows exactly which buttons [...]
Category: Faves, Random Stuff
By Jane on April 14, 2011
Just because I’m in my last trimester doesn’t mean the work stops. Besides loving to cut my grass, I wanna make sure I’m in shape to deliver this baby. Sometimes it’s a bumpy ride…hopefully this won’t put me into labor. Although I may use it as an alternative to be naturally induced. Ha! Yep, still [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Using our fire pit to make Chelo Kabob the old school way…
By Jane on March 21, 2011
This time of the year is perfect for a fire pit at night so we’ve been enjoying a warm fire in the crisp evenings. Last night, we were craving Chelo Koobideh (ground beef) Kabob, one of the staples of Persian food. The MEN decided they would use the fire pit to grill our kabobs the [...]
Category: Food
