Fun with Jane & Dick

The other day I was getting ready to cut the grass. I always take my cell and because I was going to take some pictures (cause I know how much you love seeing me get all sweaty and dirty), I needed a place to put all this crap. With no pockets on my clothes, I [...]

After being out somewhat late getting my ass beat in ping pong and pool, we had to wake up early to head to the mountains. Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac have both been up early, grilling the meats and getting everything together. Of course, the rule is NO EATING until we get up there. That [...]

My sister-in-law, J Lo and her boys, Will and Carlton, are visiting us for a couple of weeks and my girls are SUPER EXCITED. They adore their cousins. We’re still homeschooling so Will and Carlton get to come with us to the Co-op. Coming from LA, I guess we’re considered the “cun-tree” but I’d take [...]

Thelma and Louise came up to me the other day requesting that I give them SUMMER HAWKS. “Mommy, we want mohawks.” “What, now? Like, right now?” I love that my kids are FIERCE but I guess I get nervous because I am unsure of my ability to give them a proper cut that wouldn’t result [...]

My good friend of ten years, Orlando Bloom, is in LA visiting his family for the holidays. I met Orlando when we both worked at Ford together. We were in the same New Employee Orientation group as my other friends seen at the Pimps and Ho’s party.