If you have seen Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, then you know this song. It’s got a fantastic beat and it’s HIGHlarious. When I listen to music, most of the time I’m paying attention to the beats. So… WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! It contains adult material so if you are easily offended, do NOT [...]
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Dick is in love…with an Antique 1968 Mercedes 250s.
By Jane on December 1, 2010
Dick spots the car of his dreams while we were driving around. It was a beautiful antique 1968 Mercedes 250S. This car is in MINT condition and has only 36,000 miles on it. Unbelieveable! Look at the old school knob to adjust the seat. I’m not sure what the leather looks like underneath the fuzzy blue [...]
Category: Cars
Jane: Future Female Ping Pong Champion???
By Jane on October 27, 2009
Dick and I play ping pong alot thanks to a table we got for Christmas from Lucy Lu. We love it and play any chance we get! As you may know, I really want to add competitive ping pong champion to my resume.
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on August 4, 2011
I’m not sure why Thelma persists to torture her little brother by putting him in girls clothes, or now, a long black-haired wig. Such the jokester she is. It’s not that she even means him any malice…she adores him. And it’s not that she wants a little sister. I think she just thinks it’s hilarious [...]
Category: Random Stuff
A cluttered house is a cluttered mind.
By Jane on December 8, 2009
So, we decide to get rid of all the shit that is cluttering our office because…a cluttered house is a cluttered mind! My house isn’t as messy as like one of those houses you see on Clean House (Great show!) but cleanliness breeds for better quality of thinking and good feng shui for the room. [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Texts from Vietnam: Already torturous getting everyone together.
By Jane on January 3, 2011
Texts that I have received from Lucy while she and the rest of my family are in Vietnam: Dec. 25, 2010 Already torturous getting everyone together. This cracks me up. This is like her second day in Vietnam. My aunt, Queen Latifa and my other aunt from Australia (w/husband) are there with Lucy. And, my [...]
Category: Lucy Lu
In the Mountains: Memorial Weekend Fun.
By Jane on June 8, 2011
You remember every summer we head to the mountains with the family? We have been going every year since I was a kid…that makes for many, many years. I feel very fortunate that we are so close to one of the most visited national parks in the country. People come here to camp, to tube, [...]
Category: Family
Happy Halloween!! You want Sponge Bob on our Pumpkin???
By Jane on October 31, 2009
Remember when we went to the Mayfield Corn Maze? Well, I picked up a good size pumpkin there and it’s been sitting there until well…now. Thelma, Louise and I finally decided that we would carve the pumpkin. A bit last minute but better than never.
My great aunt visits from France.
By Jane on August 13, 2010
My great aunt, MAGDA, from my dad’s side lives in South France and was visiting other family in the US so she decided to swing by Metropolis to come see us. The number of visitors we are having this year is insane! But, it’s the best kind of insanity…family! I’m so glad to see her [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Introducing…Oscar Meyer Weiner Snitzel!
By Jane on November 27, 2009
My dear sister, Lucy Lu, is here for the holidays and look who’s with her this time! It’s her new baby…OSCAR!
Category: Lucy Lu
Happy Accident #3: We got a turd on the way.
By Jane on November 29, 2010
Yes, that’s my bloated belly. Yes, I over-indulged and thoroughly enjoyed all the yummies we had for Thanksgiving. Yes, I ate too much. However, this is only partially why I’ve got the added weight. We are excited (and initially very surprised) to find out that we have our “turd” happy accident on da way. What can [...]
Category: Random Stuff
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Thelma’s First Ice Skating Competition
By Jane on November 17, 2009
Thelma’s has been taking ice skating lessons for about two months now. Her coach approached her about doing a competition and Thelma was more than eager to sign up. Since it is a small, local artistic competition, and even though she just started taking lessons, Dick and I thought it would be fun and good [...]
Category: Thelma & Louise
Late night dog food run. Yes, we got some ice cream too but dog food was the main goal.
By Jane on March 19, 2010
My lovely seester, Lucy Lu is in town from LA visiting us because we also have more family coming to town. Of course she brings her baby, Oscar. Since they just got in town, she needs to make a late night run to the grocery store to get some food for him. No, she doesn’t [...]
Category: Random Stuff
By Jane on May 6, 2011
Wishing my beautiful, caring, loving, intelligent, courageous, giving, understanding, wonderful, lovely, supportive, and most fabulous MOM a Happy Mother’s Day…and to all the other MOMS out there!! And though I may not tell you daily how much I appreciate and love you, I am so absolutely thankful to have such a beautiful person to call [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Queenie Quote Update: Queenie responds to my blog about her.
By Jane on January 8, 2011
Upon reading the blog I just posted about her: “Why she do like that?” LOL. Yesterday. Queenie is like everyone’s GODMOTHER. People come to her for advice or many times, she just gives it. Quote yesterday, on people giving you shit: “Now you learn lesson for people give you shit.” And she don’t take SHIT from [...]
Category: Kwik Kwotes
Louise runs a 5K with Girls on the Run!!
By Jane on May 5, 2011
Louise often runs with her Daddy and wanted to join a running group. Dick found one called Girls on the Run. So, for about 8 weeks or so, Louise had been going twice a week to practice. At the end of that term, they were to run a 5K…which is a little over 3 miles!! Three miles!!! I’m [...]
Category: Family, Thelma & Louise
Some added PIZZAZZ: More Custom wall painting
By Jane on March 11, 2010
In addition to painting the walls, I also wanted to add something “extra”. I went online and found some inspiration for the room. The flowers are just beautiful. I love the colors but decide to replicate it in a simpler form. I pencil the drawing on the wall first. This is where the bulk of [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Not exactly roughing it for a third world country.
By Jane on March 1, 2011
The last time I was in Vietnam was over ten years ago and alot has changed since then. What used to be rustic and poor-looking has turned into a metropolitan nouveau city with plenty of tourism. From the pictures of the hotels that my family stayed in, they weren’t exactly “roughing it” in any rustic-type [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane’s iPhone and Instagram pics. Yes, I caved and got an iPhone!
By Jane on July 29, 2011
I’ve caved in an replaced my SHITTY HTC Freestyle with an iPhone. Yes, I know I said I refused o be forced into getting a smartphone but I realized after all the many troubles that I had with the Freestyle, that I would need a smartphone…and really, the only one I think suits me is [...]
Category: Random Stuff
One of the easiest, fastest, and healthiest meals: Archer Farms Pizza & Salad. Thanks Target!
By Jane on April 17, 2010
Whenever I’m too busy (or tired or lazy or don’t feel like wanting) to cook, one of the easiest, fastest, healthiest, and yummiest meals for the family is PIZZA and SALAD. Our family’s FAVORITE is Target’s Archer Farms Brand BASIL PESTO Pizza!! It’s ORGANIC and comes on a WHEAT CRUST!
Category: Food
Dick has a soccer injury: ELEPHANTITIS concerns ensue.
By Jane on August 14, 2010
Dick was recently in Gotham City again and while working, he took some time off to play soccer with the guys. I always worry about Dick playing soccer because it is quite an aggressive sport, even if only the feet are involved. Dick is super competitive (He claims he could have been a Soccer Star. [...]





