I totally forgot about a particular conversation that totally threw me off and gave me a damn good chuckle. DUDE 1: “Does a fat baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Umm…what?” (We’re all looking at eachother confused.) DUDE 1: “Does a FAT baby’s fart stink?” Me & my girls: “Uhhh….yeah…” DUDE 2: “Well of [...]
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Thelma and Louise enjoy the fall leaves…
By Jane on November 6, 2009
It’s FALL so it’s time to enjoy all the beautiful colors and leaves!
Category: Thelma & Louise
Caffeine while pregnant…just can’t take the coffee out of this Jane.
By Jane on March 3, 2011
Yes, that’s me and the hubs at Starbucks. Bawk! Pregnant and drinking caffeine. Pregnant women just love it when you tell them they shouldn’t be drinking caffeine. What can I say, I live dangerously. It is a myth that pregnant women are to avoid caffeine completely and actually pregnant women can consume about 200mg of [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy, Dick, Starbucks
Homeschool Co-op Lunch: It’s a BBQ day!
By Jane on March 3, 2010
We’re having BBQ for lunch at our homeschool co-op today, provided by my fellow lunch lady, Laverne. Her husband smoked this pork for over 14 hours and it was extremely moist and tasty!
Category: Random Stuff
Jane and Dick: Country-bar Halloweeners.
By Jane on November 4, 2011
I love going out for Halloween because I love to dress up but I also like to see everyone else dressed up too. And, instead of having a party, I like to go out where there are lots of people who are dressed up. Remember when Dick and I hit the club dressed as a [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Laundry, laundry…and more laundry!
By Jane on October 4, 2009
Um, seriously? I can’t seem to ever catch up on laundry. One would think that I would be super-anal about laundry but the exact opposite is actually true. I don’t sort whites and colors. I mix in the linens with the clothes. I try to cram as much into the machine as I possible can. [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Still haven’t made it to the Orchid Show. Mommy, we’re hungry!
By Jane on March 8, 2011
So we barely make it past the Kiosk Vendor when the girls are like, “Mommy, we’re hungry!” (Eyeball Rolling and Big Sigh!) It also doesn’t help that the damn Chick-fil-A Cow is right there greeting everyone and giving hugs to the kids. So, I decide if I’m to get any peace while looking at the [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Jane’s Teenage Diet & Exercise Plan. LOL
By Jane on February 25, 2010
Another great find in my vintage GREEN INDEX CARD HOLDER. Like many teenagers these days, body image was important and I was always concerned with my weight (which lead to my eventual bout with Bulimia). Apparently, when I was a teenager, I thought this is all it would take to lose weight. The bulk of [...]
Category: Random Stuff
We’re on our way to LaLa Land!!
By Jane on December 11, 2009
We’re off to Los Angeles, California, otherwise known as Lala Land. We’re super excited to see my sister, Lucy Lu and Dick’s sister’s family and his Mom for the Holidays. We get through security after having basically stripped down. It’s so ridiculous that we have to take off shoes.
Category: Random Stuff
Texts from Vietnam: Already torturous getting everyone together.
By Jane on January 3, 2011
Texts that I have received from Lucy while she and the rest of my family are in Vietnam: Dec. 25, 2010 Already torturous getting everyone together. This cracks me up. This is like her second day in Vietnam. My aunt, Queen Latifa and my other aunt from Australia (w/husband) are there with Lucy. And, my [...]
Category: Lucy Lu
Some people are immune to cold weather. Not this Jane…
By Jane on December 16, 2010
When it’s cold like this… Where the temperature is like 11F… And who knows what it feels like with wind chill… Why the hell would you go out like this??? A tee-shirt and vest??? This is not spring! A short skirt??? This lady was doing her best not to slip and fall on her ass. [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Favorites
By Jane on May 6, 2010
What did you think, I was going to dish all the goods on myself? Ain’t no junk in MY trunk. Well, actually there is. Doesn’t EVERYONE have junk in their trunk??? ANYWAY, I decided to follow my Aussie cousin’s non-wasteful energy ways and take advantage of the crazy heat we’re getting these days. I don’t [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Two of my favorite things and in combination: Louise Skipping and Cherry Blossoms.
By Jane on April 9, 2010
Louise and I were admiring our CHERRY TREE that is in FULL BLOSSOM. We thought we would enjoy it a bit since this will probably only last a few days.
Category: Random Stuff
Mountain of Laundry = Housework = Insanity.
By Jane on August 28, 2010
I’m not sure how it got to this point…well, yes I do. I just haven’t done it. Folded them that is. They’re clean. I dislike doing laundry very much. And, I have no qualms about sending my family out in public in wrinkled clothes. I may be anal about other things…laundry is not one of [...]
Category: Jane Rant
Fresh flowers for the house. Spring is here!!!
By Jane on March 22, 2010
My daffodils are in full blossom and I’m lovin’ it! I cut some so that I can enjoy them inside. Fresh flowers are da bomb! -Jane, Lover of Fresh Flowers.
Category: Random Stuff
Potato Crusted Basmati Persian Rice with Saffron.
By Jane on February 21, 2011
Persians love a crispy crust (tadik) when they make their rice. Oftentimes, it is the MOST SOUGHT AFTER part of the rice. Now Persians use Basmati rice, which are long grains of fragrant white rice that don’t stick together like Asian Jasmine rice. Now it’s best to go to your local Middle Eastern or Indian [...]
Category: Culinary Goddess, Food
The family gets plagued with a stomach virus!!
By Jane on January 23, 2012
Ok so it’s been a while and last time I blogged, we were cleaning our rugs. Let me tell you that we “finished” because around 2am, not because I was tired but…I was feeling queezy in the stomach. Because I could not capture any pictures, this post will be illustrated with a few visuals for [...]
Category: Random Stuff
Pajama Day and Breakfast for Lunch at our Homeschool Co-op.
By Jane on January 14, 2010
Our homeschool co-op loves to have fun so today is Pajama Day and we’re having breakfast for lunch.
Category: Homeschooling
Jane’s Maternity Wear: Not ready to wear Maternity clothes? Get a belly band!
By Jane on January 23, 2011
I’m about five months along now and am trying to squeeze into the last bit of regular clothes that I can. Depending on the angle, and if I’ve just eaten or not, my bump isn’t that huge yet. So, in order to wear non-maternity clothes, I’m looking through my closet for shirts that fit bigger [...]
Category: Anything Maternity/Pregnancy
Boggle: One of mine and Lucy’s favorite pastimes.
By Jane on December 28, 2009
Lucy Lu and I love to play board games. Boggle is one of the favorites. I must tell you I kick ass in this game. Yes, I’m competitive and I will kick your ass in this game too.
Category: Random Stuff
Serial Cheaters. Tiger Woods…Surprised / Not Surprised?
By Jane on December 4, 2009
I’m reading all this stuff about Tiger Woods and it’s surprising, yet not really surprising. SURPRISING I guess because Tiger Woods is a mega-superstar who has this clean/good boy image, a gorgeous wife and two kids. I think he’s fugly and lucky to have such a beautiful wife. People always wonder why men stray when [...]
Category: Random Stuff





