“Why the hell do we have to have a key for the bathroom?

That’s some bull-shit!!

Like, that’s SO ridiculous that you have to, like….

…get a fuckin’ key…

…then go piss…

…then like, have to go give the fuckin’ key back.

I mean, I don’t know….that’s stupid!!”

-An Unhappy Starbucks Male Customer

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This kid’s pissed off because the men’s room requires a key but the women’s…no. Ha! If you guys wouldn’t piss all over the walls and make it smell all ranky-dank, you wouldn’t be in this situation! 

Since we’re on the topic of bathrooms…Here’s some shots from my “Toilet Series”, taken while I was waiting for Thelma and Louise in the bathroom stalls at the movie theatre. See, the ladies room is nice and clean!

-Jane, Starbucks Junkie